The name of He Xiangdong's work is "I Want to Be a Successful Person". The routine of crosstalk is also very simple. What he portrays is a character who is serious and does not do anything all day long, but wants to be a dream of a successful person.

This kind of crosstalk is distinguished from the mainstream point of view and is a satirical crosstalk, which is a satirical crosstalk that is a guy who does not do practical things and daydreaming all day long. Therefore, this crosstalk meets the requirements of the Spring Festival Gala crosstalk.

It is also appropriate to put this crosstalk in the small theater of Xiangwenshe, because from the perspective of comedy entertainment, this crosstalk is also very outstanding, which can be seen from the feedback from the audience.

So this crosstalk really emphasizes both entertainment and educational.

The show continues and the audience is already laughing.

He Xiangdong always takes care of the audience when speaking crosstalk first, because he can receive feedback from the audience very accurately and in a timely manner, and can also make corresponding changes to his crosstalk.

As for the audience in front of the TV, He Xiangdong didn't know what they felt after listening to this crosstalk and every burden, so he could only do what he saw first.

In fact, the more than one billion viewers in front of the TV were already laughing. Their favorability and expectations for He Xiangdong instantly skyrocketed, and He Xiangdong's popularity was also skyrocketing.

The performance on stage continued, and Xue Guo had nothing to say to He Xiangdong: "I am convinced that I can't watch the performance, just to make up a pair of shoes?"

He Xiangdong also made a sarcastic remark: "I am a successful person. Can I be the same as you guys?"

Xue Guo said helplessly: "Okay, I really can't do anything to you."

He Xiangdong said angrily: "I don't care. I want to be a successful person. I want money. Why do they all live in villas and drive cars? In our alley, there are no one who earns 1,000 yuan a month."

Xue Guo said: "This is living in a slum."

He Xiangdong said: "We have a tricycle in there, but we get up before dawn. We can't go home in the middle of the night. We get up early and work late, and we only earn 400 yuan a month."

Xue Guo sighed, "Okay."

He Xiangdong said sadly: "Just right there, we wash our hair and rub it dryly."

Xue Guo said in surprise: "You can't even pay the water bill?"

He Xiangdong said again: "We will be a birthday when we eat a salted duck egg."

Xue Guo said: "This is a bit miserable."

He Xiangdong said: "So if I want to succeed, I must be a successful person. I stood on the street and shouted that I want to succeed. As soon as I finished shouting, I heard the car ringing behind me. When I looked back, I saw that the Urban Management Joint Law Enforcement Brigade was coming, and I turned around and ran away."

Xue Guo was stunned and asked, "Hey, why are you running away? You don't set up a stall."

He Xiangdong waved his hand and sprayed: "Do you care?"

"Hey." Xue Guo was angry.

He Xiangdong gestured and said, "I ran through three alleys in a row. There was a kebab on the roadside. There were more than 200 kebabs on the iron stove. I took it over and opened my mouth and ate it. I told him, 'Give it money after eating'. It was eating here. When the joint law enforcement officer came, the kid picked up the stove and ran away."

"Hey."

"Hahaha……"

"Alas……"

The audience was almost laughing to death.

Xue Guo had to admire him and said, "You really have a trick."

He Xiangdong said proudly: "That's right, this is my story of getting rich."

Xue Guo said helplessly: "Good guy, I've come out to get rich."

He Xiangdong gestured to eat mutton skewers: "Two hundred skewers are here, I walked home while eating, took out my heirloom, just the big ring weighing half a pound."

Xue Guoying said: "It's the iron copper-plated one?"

He Xiangdong nodded, shook his finger and said, "Yes, I turned around and went into the small restaurant downstairs. I took my two hundred mutton skewers and shouted 'order food and order food' when I entered the door."

"Hahaha..." The audience burst out laughing. They all thought that the bag had passed, but who knew that He Xiangdong opened his mouth and pushed it in front again.

Xue Guo also came up, grinning and learning from the boss's wife, shouting: "Do you, do it."

"Hahaha……"

This time, it was not only the audience who laughed, but everyone in the audience was laughing, including the host and the staff on the scene. Even the camera staff were laughing. The big brother carrying the camera laughed so hard that the camera was shaking, and the pictures taken were all blurred.

Although the people in the director's studio were laughing, they were still moving very quickly. They quickly cut the picture so that the blurry picture was not played out.

Xue Guo didn't expect that the burden of being so excited would be so effective.

In fact, this is normal, because Xue Guo and He Xiangdong basically use a heavy head to speak crosstalk. He Xiangdong said a lot, and Xue Guo said very little, so the audience is already very accustomed to He Xiangdong. No matter how good He Xiangdong said it, they take it for granted and there is no surprise.

Once Xue Guo, who has always acted as a green leaf, will feel very surprised when she shakes out a good bag, so this bag usually sounds unexpectedly, just like now.

He Xiangdong looked at the scene where the audience burst into laughter. He touched his nose and had no choice but to say: "You are bullying people."

Seeing this, the audience laughed even more.

Xue Guo also laughed a few times, then took the initiative to pull the topic back: "The audience laughed at you, you shouldn't go to other people's small restaurants to fight."

He Xiangdong said with confidence: "What's wrong with my fighting spirit? I'm open and honest. I want to be a successful person. What's wrong with my fighting spirit?"

Xue Guo was helpless: "Okay, you really make sense."

He Xiangdong also shouted: "Hey, there is no way, I want to be a successful person. If I persist like this, I will definitely be able to make a fortune and I will definitely become a successful person."

Xue Guo turned around with her hands behind her back and asked, "Then have you become a successful person?"

He Xiangdong's expression stagnated: "I...I...I'm going to be soon."

Xue Guo asked again: "Then do you have money in your pocket now?"

He Xiangdong shook his head: "No, but I'm not proud."

Xue Guo said speechlessly: "Are you proud?"

After a pause, Xue Guo asked again: "Is your girlfriend back?"

He Xiangdong shook his head again: "No, but I'm not proud either."

Xue Guo accused him: "You are ashamed, you are yelling to be a successful person for so long, have you done something successful?"

He Xiangdong shook his head again: "No, but..."

Xue Guo interrupted: "If you dare to say that you are not proud and so shameless, I will kill you."

"Hahaha..." The audience laughed.

He Xiangdong choked speechlessly and said with a breath: "I...I am very proud."

Xue Guo opened her mouth and squirted: "What are you proud of? Have you ever done something serious?"

Everyone knows that the mainstream value publicity link of Spring Festival Gala crosstalk is here.
Chapter completed!