Chapter seven hundred and forty fifth beaten
The crosstalk of the Spring Festival Gala must require mainstream values to be promoted. If it is placed in a small theater, He Xiangdong can go on stage and make a fuss, but it won’t work here.
In fact, He Xiangdong is not against value propaganda, and traditional art also has things that encourage people to be good.
But this thing is difficult to deal with. Crosstalk is an art that makes people laugh. It is funny and fun to make people laugh. However, this value is too serious. Once it is not integrated well, it will destroy the entire program. Therefore, He Xiangdong is particularly worried about this issue and he is particularly afraid that the audience will be disgusted.
The show has been said to now, and the audience is already laughing. Only at this time did He Xiangdong dare to take such serious things as mentioned. Moreover, he has laid the groundwork before, hoping to integrate successfully.
Xue Guo also understood that the key to success or failure of this crosstalk is that this short section does not seek merit, but does not seek to make mistakes. As long as the audience does not get bored or disgusted, he will succeed.
In fact, when he was deciding the book, Xue Guo also said that he might as well let He Xiangdong say this paragraph, but He Xiangdong finally decided to hand over the burden to Xue Guo.
There are two reasons. He Xiangdong's character has been portraying a person who is not doing serious business for a long time. As a result, when he looks back, he has to scold himself. There is no such reason.
Another reason is that He Xiangdong believes in Xue Guo. In fact, outsiders underestimate Xue Guo's ability too much, which has something to do with Xue Guo being too low-key. He doesn't make any money when he comes out. He is willing to be a green leaf when he speaks crosstalk and does not show off, so too many people underestimate Xue Guo's ability.
But He Xiangdong knew that Xue Guo was very capable. There were few people in the crosstalk world who were better than him. You should know that Xue Guo is only in her early thirties now, and it would be better in a few years.
Moreover, even if they are popular now, they make more money and have more programs on TV. However, He Xiangdong knew that Xue Guo had not put down his basic skills for a day. He Xiangdong believed that he could accomplish this important task, which was more trustworthy than he believed.
Xue Guo also felt that the heavy responsibility was on his shoulders, but he calmed down his mind and put in full force. His tone was serious, but he was not serious. He spoke neither anxious nor slow. Although it was a questioning word, it still made people listen to it like the spring breeze blowing on his face.
Xue Guo looked at He Xiangdong and squirted: "You have to talk about a successful person all day long, but have you ever done a serious thing? You want to be a successful person, but have you fought for this goal? You know how to fight and earn face all day long. As for? Are you still afraid that others will look down on you, have you done something that is worthy of? No wonder your girlfriend left you, you deserve it."
He Xiangdong bowed his head and was criticized.
"Okay..." The audience applauded.
He Xiangdong raised his head and shook his index finger with his right hand: "I also have a big ring passed down from our family."
The audience laughed again, and no one expected that in such a serious link, He Xiangdong would have such a burden. It was indeed He Xiangdong.
Xue Guo stopped him: "Okay, okay, don't show off your big ring. You are a person, there are problems with your values. Success does not just mean wealth."
He Xiangdong was stunned: "What is that?"
Xue Guo said: "Success depends on whether you contribute to society. If you are valuable to this society, don't you have to reflect on it?"
After the words are finished, click until the value publicity ends.
He Xiangdong suddenly said, "Oh, I want to reflect, I want to be a person who contributes to society."
Xue Guo nodded and replied, "That's right."
He Xiangdong continued: "I want to go to the toilet to reflect."
Xue Guo was stunned: "What are you doing in that place?"
He Xiangdong said: "I'll go and reflect. I'll get a basin of water and sprinkle it on my face. I'll be calm. I'll say to myself in the mirror, 'He Xiangdong, you have to be a good person, you have to do things well, you have to be an excellent Young Pioneer..."
"Hahaha……"
Xue Guo was going crazy: "Why are you getting involved in the Young Pioneers again?"
He Xiangdong said, "That's it. Anyway, I want to contribute to society. From now on, I can't do improper things. I want to do things well and I want to be a truly successful person."
Xue Guo nodded and said with satisfaction: "It's right that you can think so."
"I've finished encouraging myself. Life is so beautiful when I come out of the toilet." He Xiangdong stretched his waist and moaned happily, then looked at the side, stunned, his eyes widened.
Xue Guo asked curiously: "What's wrong with you?"
He Xiangdong said blankly: "A man came out of the bathroom opposite."
"Ah?" Xue Guo screamed in surprise.
"Hahaha..." The audience laughed again.
Xue Guo was stunned: "It turns out that you have been talking for a long time. You have gone to the women's bathroom, right?"
He Xiangdong was distraught: "I don't know, run away, a group of people behind me were chasing me and beating me, all shouting 'beat hooligan'. Another elder sister said to his husband, 'Beat that lunatic, he was talking in the toilet for a long time, which was so scary'."
Xue Guo sighed and said, "Good guy, you have encountered this."
He Xiangdong made a run away: "I was running, they chased, and in the end I couldn't run away. I beat me around, and they grabbed my head and hit the iron door of the roller shutter, bang bang, it was so cruel."
Xue Guo thought about it and felt pain: "Ho, it's so cruel."
He Xiangdong lowered his body, stretched his hand, and made a roller shutter door: "Crazy, the roller shutter door has risen, and a fat girl came out of it, with her mouth full of gold teeth, 'Who is who, who is who, who is who, who is who is buying breakfast'."
The audience jumped up with laughter, but they didn't expect it to be this one.
Xue Guo was also stunned: "It's still an old acquaintance."
He Xiangdong continued: "I saw that it was someone else, so I quickly stretched out the big ring I wore with my right hand, 'Save me, save me, save me,'"
Xue Guo was speechless and said anxiously: "At this moment, don't check the code."
He Xiangdong gestured in his hand and said, "When the fat lady saw that it was me, she turned her head and went in. She slammed, and she closed the roller shutter door again."
Xue Guo also said: "This is a revenge."
He Xiangdong said with a sad look: "They beat him up, and I almost no one looks like I'm going to beat him. I'm going from 8 am to 3 am at night."
Xue Guo said, "Are they tired either?"
Just this sentence made the audience laugh again. People are almost beaten to death. Do you still care if others are tired?
He Xiangdong looked at Xue Guo and sprayed: "You are inhumane."
Xue Guo touched her nose, laughed dryly, and asked, "How did it happen later?"
He Xiangdong said: "Later they got tired, so they grabbed my head and asked me, 'Boy, what's your name? We're going to take you to the police station'."
Xue Guo asked, "What did you say?"
He Xiangdong smiled and said, "I told them 'my name is Xue Guo'."
Chapter completed!