Xue Guo said to He Xiangdong: "If you don't say this, your words are too damaging."

He Xiangdong said, "I was a little hurtful when I spoke, but the boss was very happy."

Xue Guo said in surprise: "Oh, is that?"

He Xiangdong nodded: "No, the boss is very polite to me, 'Go roll, how far it is, how far it is'."

Xue Guo said speechlessly: "Okay, are you polite?"

He Xiangdong shook his head: "There is nothing I can do, I don't have the nerve to go again at noon."

Xue Guo also said: "Yes, you are so shameless, how can you be so embarrassed?"

He Xiangdong continued: "I am a person who wants to save face. I am a person who wants to become a successful person. He looks down on me like this. How can I bear it? So I passed by again at night."

Xue Guo was stunned: "Ah? You're still going to eat."

He Xiangdong said: "That's sure, I have to earn this face back and bring our most valuable heirloom with me."

Xue Guo asked, "What kind of heirloom is it?"

He Xiangdong replied: "A big ring, about half a pound, iron-plated copper."

Xue Guo said speechlessly: "Okay, if it's worth more, it's worthless."

He Xiangdong said, "But this is enough. I put this big ring on my finger, it looks like a gold ring."

Xue Guo sighed, "Good guy, this is pretending to be rich."

He Xiangdong stretched out his index finger with his right hand and pretended to take the ring up. He shook his finger and said, "I'm going to the store again. When I enter the door, I shouted 'order food and order food'."

Seeing He Xiangdong's appearance, the audience laughed.

Xue Guo said: "This is Lu Fu's going."

He Xiangdong said again: "At this time, the boss's wife came out of the inner room. The boss's wife is about forty years old, a fat lady with a big face and a gold teeth inlaid with her mouth."

He Xiangdong shook his finger and said, "I'm shouting 'order food and order food' here, and the fat girl bared her teeth and shouted 'Come on,'"

"Hahaha……"

Xue Guo said: "These two are here to fight for wealth."

He Xiangdong said again: "I'll start ordering dishes, let's start with a flower-flesh."

Xue Guo asked in confusion: "What is this flower-hair integration?"

He Xiangdongdao: "It's peanuts and edamame."

Xue Guo said disgusted: "Then just say peanuts and edamame. What kind of floral hair is used to combine? I thought you were going to eat autumn pants."

"Haha..." Just this sentence made the audience laugh again.

He Xiangdong also smiled a few times: "That's the way, I called a flower-hair-in-one, and then four bottles of beer."

Xue Guo said: "Four bottles are here."

He Xiangdong turned around and said proudly: "Boss, for the four bottles of beer in front of me, I don't need to start the car. I just use my hand, just slap, slap, slap, slap, and slap all open."

Xue Guo said in surprise: "Wow, do you still have this ability?"

He Xiangdong turned around again, pretended to be the boss's wife, and said fiercely: "Don't believe it!"

He Xiangdong turned around, stared at his eyes and roared, "If you don't believe me, don't you pick up the one for me?"

"Hi."

"Hahaha……"

"Alas……"

The audience laughed.

He Xiangdong's crosstalk is indeed very funny, making people unable to stop. Moreover, golden sentences are frequently released, and I think it will definitely become a buzzword in the next year.

Xue Guo was speechless: "Why did you say you had to work so much? You just told someone to get a kid, but you still went around so much."

He Xiangdong said: "That means I have an identity. After all, I am a person who wants to become a successful person."

"I still haven't forgotten this." Xue Guo was powerless to complain.

He Xiangdong continued: "I drank these four bottles of beer until 2:30 in the evening. The next day, I woke up and I continued to go."

Xue Guo said: "I'm so angry when I run here."

He Xiangdong said: "I'm not alone this time. I have to bring my good buddies with me. I have a bunch of buddies, seven, and eight of them. Each of us carried a huge mountaineering bag and went there."

"I'm at the store." He Xiangdong stretched out his index finger with his right hand and shook it: "Order food and order food."

Then he turned around and grinned, "Put, click, click."

The audience laughed wildly.

Xue Guo said: "It's still the same old rule."

He Xiangdong rolled up his sleeves: "Get a flower-like body, and then a bottle of beer."

Xue Guo was stunned: "A bottle of beer? Where are you eight people, drink one?"

He Xiangdong said: "This bottle of beer is just an introduction. The mountaineering bag we carried contains three boxes of beer, and there are three boxes per person."

Xue Guo was startled: "Good guy."

He Xiangdong gestured with his hands: "After we finished drinking this bottle on our table, we immediately stuffed it into our mountaineering bag and took out a new bottle. This bottle will always be seen on the table."

"Okay."

He Xiangdong said proudly: "We went there at 3:00 pm and drank until 2:30 pm at night. All our buddies were vomiting."

Xue Guo said: "That's right, there are twenty-four boxes of beer."

He Xiangdong said again: "The boss is almost crying. Just drink so much that you don't know how to drink. It looks so scary."

"Hahaha..." The audience laughed again.

He Xiangdong said proudly: "After hitting there, the boss never paid attention to me again."

Xue Guo said: "Yes, what are you doing?"

He Xiangdong said: "Anyway, I don't care. I'm just making face. I'm a man who wants to become a successful person."

Xue Guo sighed and said, "This obsession."

He Xiangdong said: "I don't care. I want to be a successful person. I want to be a master. I will never listen to this distorted crosstalk again. It's not elegant and too vulgar."

As soon as this sentence came out, the audience exploded and the audience jumped up excitedly. Xiang Wenshe has been said to be vulgar. He Xiangdong often uses this to find a bag when he is in a small theater. Unexpectedly, he will do the same when he is on the Spring Festival Gala.

This guy is indeed going to cause trouble on the Spring Festival Gala.

The faces of the program team turned dark in an instant. What are you saying? What if you say this? What if you cause a verbal war?

He Xiangdong didn't think so much, and he just said it. This burden was also the joke he caught on the spot, and the effect was very good.

Xue Guo was unhappy: "Who told you that you are vulgar and listen to crosstalk?"

He Xiangdongdao: "Didn't everyone say that?"

Xue Guo knew that this question could not be dug up any longer, so he quickly changed the topic: "Then if you don't listen to crosstalk, what are you listening to?"

He Xiangdong replied: "I'll go listen to symphony, watch ballet, watch tap dance."

Xue Guo replied: "Oh, go see these."

He Xiangdong said to Xue Guo excitedly: "You don't know that you haven't seen it before. The tap dance is very interesting. I just wear leather shoes to step on the ground, which is very rhythmic."

Xue Guo also became interested: "Oh, is that?"

He Xiangdong said: "Of course, it's very rhythmic, just so loud, it's all right, it's all right, it's all right..."

After being stunned, Xue Guo quickly stopped him and said, "Hey, no, isn't this arrogance?"

He Xiangdong's expression stagnated.

The audience laughed.

He Xiangdong said: "This is tap dance. You don't understand it if you tell me. This is elegant art, which is different from your shady slap."

Xue Guo had no choice but to do anything: "Okay."

He Xiangdong said intoxicatedly: "You can't say it, their tap dance is so elegant. I just sat in the first row and watched their dance, hey..."

He Xiangdong came out of the intoxication and groped in front of his chest.

Xue Guo asked, "What's wrong?"

He Xiangdong said: "There are mistakes in people and horses are mistakes. They kicked off their shoes."

Xue Guo complained: "This broken thing is not as good as our quick-witted ones."

He Xiangdong gestured in his hand: "I put away my shoes and put them at home. I will go to watch the tap dance tomorrow night."

Xue Guo was stunned: "You haven't been kicked enough yet, are you?"

He Xiangdong said dissatisfiedly: "What's this called?"

Xue Guo said: "Then what are you doing? Are you addicted?"

He Xiangdong stammered his neck and said with confidence: "I only have one shoe now, so I can't get a pair."

"Hahaha……"

"Alas……"

The scene was hot, and laughter and boo sounded.
Chapter completed!