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Chapter 655 He Xiangdong's cross talk skills show

Xue Guo said in surprise: "Oh, another song."

He Xiangdong replied: "This little song is called "Sending Lover," the song that Miss Yang sang when she left."

Xue Guo said: "Then you sing it to everyone, what's going on."

"Okay." He Xiangdong responded, raised his eyebrows, and the charm of the Dan Ke naturally showed it on his body. These are all real kung fu: "One is not to worry, two is not to worry, three is not to ask you to wear the wrong little sister's flower Doudou, the little sister's Doudou is originally a golden chain, the love brother's Doudou is a treasured gold hook, the little sister gives me the man..."

Xue Guo took the lead and shouted: "Yo, Yo."

The audience was stunned at first and did not react. Only a few loyal audiences from Xiangwen Club realized that this place requires the cooperation of the audience.

He Xiangdong didn't care, and then sang: "I sent it to the east of the gate. I caught up with this God, it was raining and windy. It would be better if the wind was not as good as the little rain. It would be better if it was raining. If it was raining, I would stay for a few minutes. My little sister gave me a gift..."

Xue Guo led the way and shouted twice again: "Yo, yo."

This time most of the audience could keep up, and for a while, the theater was full of roars.

He Xiangdong sang again: "I sent it to the south of the gate. I took out two large silver dollars to the waist. I bought my husband a train ticket for this silver dollar. I bought my husband a Chinese cigarette for this silver dollar. My husband a little sister gave me..."

"Yo, yo." The audience on the stage responded in unison. This time, Xue Guo didn't need to lead him, they could come by themselves. Several excited audience members shouted, their necks were thick.

He Xiangdong smiled and sang again: "I sent it to the west of the gate. When I looked up, I saw a pear seller. I was determined to buy two pears for my husband, but I also remembered that I was weak and couldn't eat that cold thing."

"The little sister gave it to me."

"Yoyo."

"The little sister gave it to me."

"Yoyo."

"The little sister gave it to me."

"Yoyo."

On stage and off stage cooperated tacitly.

He Xiangdong used his horn to play with his body, his eyes were as charming as silk, and his voice sincerely sang: "I sent it to the north of the gate. As soon as I looked up, I saw a pair of mandarin ducks playing in the water. The mandarin ducks played in pairs and paired up. I don't know how long it took for Brother Lang to return home, and how long it took for Brother Lang to return home..."

Xue Guo said: "It's so good."

This time the audience did not applaud and applauded again, and everyone was moved by the emotions expressed in He Xiangdong's small song.

They seemed to have really seen a beloved woman who felt sorry for her lover. The power of music is great, and traditional small tunes are also music, and they also have the ability to infect people's hearts.

He Xiangdong used a lot of jokes before, which made it look like a ridiculous farce, but there was a big turn here. The second turn was that it was not uncomfortable or abrupt at all. He Xiangdong was talking about a romantic love story.

But he used too many burdens before, which made people subconsciously ignore the romance here. Now he used a song to send a lover to lead this romantic relationship again, which instantly moved the audience.

Everyone's heart is warm.

The applause was also very soft, no one applauded, and no one was willing to destroy this warmth.

There is a famous saying in the foreign comedy industry that has always been believed in China, that is, "The highest level of comedy is tragedy." Many comedians are trying to hit this level. Indeed, touching comedy is unforgettable.

He Xiangdong did this just now. In fact, as far as He Xiangdong is concerned, he rarely does this, and he does not ask the audience to remember how much crosstalk he has. It is enough for the audience to laugh when listening to his crosstalk, and it is okay to forget when he turns his head out.

But there are too many situations happening today and the audience is too proud of it. He Xiangdong's condition has long surpassed his peak at this time. He is always better in the crosstalk.

This state is not only He Xiangdong, but also other actors in the backstage, so the quality of this performance is unexpectedly good. In fact, this crosstalk is indeed a performance that has been recorded in the history of crosstalk.

Young Master Ma smiled bitterly: "This time I really can't say it. Let's just talk about it after learning Xiaoqu."

Mr. Chang shook his head, his eyes full of admiration: "I am born to do this job."

...

Tong Wensheng and Guo Wenqiang looked sad, Tong Wensheng said a little lonely and depressed, "We are really old."

Guo Wenqiang silently, smiled complicatedly, and said, "But at least there are successors to crosstalk."

...

Gou Qifu lowered his head and covered his face with his hands. He was also a proud and arrogant person. He had heard He Xiangdong's crosstalk before and had the intention to compete. But now when he heard it on the spot, he had completely lost his mind.

Huo Mingde and Guo Junqiang stood up, hunched over, and slowly walked out, with their backs very heavy.

...

On the stage, even Xue Guo was very moved. He didn't expect He Xiangdong to say this crosstalk like this. This is a crosstalk that can be said into people's hearts.

He Xiangdong breathed a sigh of relief and looked at the audience. An excellent crosstalk actor must be able to control the emotions of the audience. He Xiangdong spoke out: "Later, you and Miss Yang got married."

As soon as the sound came out, the audience pulled out of the warmth. The sound was very soft and warm. The audience came out of the warmth, but they didn't feel uncomfortable at all.

He Xiangdong's words also gave the burden below.

Xue Guo praised her and said, "Yes."

He Xiangdongdao: "It was a decisive thing that lovers finally got married in the past life. Don't miss a good marriage. In less than two months, your son was born."

"Hahaha..." The audience laughed out loud. Fortunately, He Xiangdong had a brief cushion. If he didn't lay the foundation and just shook the burden, the burden might be plague. After all, the audience is still in warmth.

If a burden is a small matter, it will be a small matter. Pulling the audience out of warmth will cause great sins and may cause disgust and discomfort to the audience.

So everything He Xiangdong does and says has his reason for his reason. This is He Xiangdong's personal crosstalk skills. The audience just thinks that this crosstalk sounds fun and comfortable and effortless, but his peers are just amazed.

Xue Guo was stunned: "Ah? Why are my family so anxious?"

He Xiangdongdao: "Efficiency is the first priority."

Xue Guo slapped her thigh: "Okay."

He Xiangdong said: "When it is the first day of the Lunar New Year, I will go back to my parents' home to visit. If it is an ordinary family, I will say a few auspicious words and wish you a New Year. But Teacher Xue and their families are different, so they have to sing."

Xue Guo replied: "Oh, how did you sing?"

"Your wife comes first." He Xiangdong opened his mouth and sang a song called "Double Returns" by the second person: "It's the first month of the year, and the third and fourth day of the first month. On the annual holiday at work, we two went to visit each other, turned around and called him, come here, I have something to do, we both, carry the children to visit each other. Go back that day that day, and look at my father-in-law, your father-in-law."

He Xiangdong sang the tune very high, this is real kung fu.

Xue Guo inspires and shouts: "Okay."

The audience applauded immediately.

He Xiangdong sang again: "Xue Guo thought to himself, what am I?

"Puff." The audience burst into laughter.

Xue Guo said angrily: "I haven't heard of it, so I'll ask me to get something."

He Xiangdong corrected and sang: "I'll take some things, date cake, eight pieces, and a pound of horse manure."

"Ha ha……"

Xue Guo cursed: "What a mess, it's just a pound."

He Xiangdong sang: "The jujube cake is topped with eight pieces, and each one is one pound. Turn around, open the box cabinet, take out this new top, the pants are originally made of plastic."

Xue Guo was speechless: "Wool pants."

He Xiangdong corrected and sang: "The pants are made of wool, I will pass them once the day I was shot."

Xue Guo collapsed and shouted: "On the day of marriage."

The audience was so happy that this was both nice and fun.

He Xiangdong sang: "I wore it once on the day of my wedding. Now I'm going to wear it and it's still a perfect fit. The two walked forward and came to their own door. The aunts and aunts welcomed a group of people, and the mother-in-law took the child and kissed her. Bah."

"Hahahaha..." The audience burst into laughter.

Xue Guo was going to be stupid: "Is this a kiss?"

He Xiangdong ignored him, laughed, and then sang. The tune of the 2-man turn was very playful, and He Xiangdong could also perfectly show it: "This child, with fat head, big ears, double eyelids, not like his uncle, nor like his master, really like his father."

Xue Guo was very happy to pat herself: "I."

Unexpectedly, He Xiangdong sang a sentence: "Tan Ba ​​Lamb."

Xue Guo shouted, "Go."

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