Chapter 654 Learning Xiaoqu (2)
He Xiangdong found it back and waved his hand: "Don't mess around, your mother is a nun who jumps over the wall."
Xue Guo said in surprise: "This is also a wall-by-wall? Are the old couple jumping over the wall?"
He Xiangdong nodded: "Maybe he's anxious."
Xue Guo waved her hand and cursed, "Go, you're the dog."
"Ha ha……"
He Xiangdong smirked, took a little serious, and said, "It is because of this coincidence that your father and mother met and got together, and finally you were there."
Xue Guo reluctantly accepted this explanation: "Okay, okay."
He Xiangdong continued: "Your mother is the same in the temple. She is a child who can't do much work. She just recites scriptures and sweeping the floor. It's boring, so she hums and whispers like this, which is called "Nun's sigh."
Xue Guo said: "Okay, then you come to us."
"It sounds nice to sing, I'll learn it for you." He Xiangdong opened his mouth and sang in a cappella. His voice was clean and clear, and his rhythm was also nice: "The nun sat in the temple, and who did the flowers bloom for all seasons? He blamed my mother behind his back, and his children were paired together. I was lazy to dress up, and I pinched the flower on the plug, but I couldn't even insert it..."
Hearing this, the audience burst into laughter.
Xue Guo complained: "Do you have hair? Just fuck it."
He Xiangdong said: "Yes, so I can't get in. Logically speaking, it will be difficult for your father and mother to get together in this life, but fate is so wonderful."
Xue Guo asked, "What do you say?"
He Xiangdong said loudly: "Things in the world are so clever. In April of that year, the two temples jointly organized afforestation."
The audience burst into laughter in an instant.
Xue Guo was stunned: "What's the matter? Planting trees and afforestation? These monks are still doing this."
He Xiangdong said: "Yes, protect the environment. Coincidentally, your father and your mother were assigned to a group. Your father digging pits and your mother helped the trees. The two of them worked very enthusiastically. It was precisely because of this tree planting activity that your mother developed a good impression of your father. But is this activity alone enough to meet once? Obviously it is not enough."
Xue Guo asked again: "What's the matter?"
He Xiangdong said again: "In May of that year, the two temples jointly held a Red May Song Competition."
Many viewers jumped up with laughter.
Xue Guo looked like she saw a ghost: "What's the matter?"
Young Master Ma was also laughing: "Okay, this is the template in the future."
Mr. Chang also said: "This kid is really good. He has made the learning song to the top, and no one can say that it will be possible in the future."
As soon as they looked at the beginning, they knew that this was definitely a masterpiece. He Xiangdong had already made the learning songs to the top, and what others said would definitely not be better than him, or they would just use his work, otherwise they would not be able to say it.
He Xiangdongdao: "The two temples built a large platform in the open space in front of the door. The monk Fang sent your father and the nun Fang sent your mother. The two walked up to the stage with their hands holding hands and wanted to sing a mountain song."
Xue Guo asked, "Oh, how do you sing?"
He Xiangdong said: "I will learn it for you. The little nun laughed and called the monk, "You look at the girl's face and name it "What flower."
"The little monk laughed and called out to the girl. I looked at the girl's face and named it Rose."
Xue Guo smiled and said, "Oh, I've answered."
He Xiangdong said: "As soon as your mother heard it, she continued to sing. 'The little nun laughed and called the monk, "You look at the girl's ear and name it "What flower."
"The little monk laughed and called the girl, "I looked at the girl's ear and named it Peony Flower."
Xue Guo said: "I've answered again."
He Xiangdong sang again: "The little nun laughed and called the monk, "You look at the girl's head and name it "What flower."
"The little monk laughed and called out to the girl. I looked at the girl's head and named it Da Songhua."
Xue Guo was happy: "Songhua? What if you eat this or what? Songhua eggs?"
A very typical three-turn and four-shaking technique in crosstalk.
He Xiangdong continued: "Yes, your mother was displeased when she heard this, and then she left. Everyone thought your mother was angry, but it wasn't. Your mother had a better impression of your father."
Xue Guopeng said, "Oh, this is a good thing."
He Xiangdong said: "Finally, on a stormy night, your mother and your father successfully elope.
Xue Guo said in surprise: "Have you elope?"
He Xiangdong said: "Yes, the two went down the mountain hand in hand. Lovers finally got married. It was a decisive thing in their previous life, so don't miss the marriage."
Xue Guo smiled and said, "Oh, this is pretty good."
He Xiangdong smiled and said, "The two got married when they went down the mountain, and then in less than three months, Teacher Xue was born."
"Ha ha……"
Xue Guo quickly stopped him: "No, why am I so anxious? I came out in less than three months."
He Xiangdongdao: "It's just that fast. Now everyone advocates efficiency, efficiency is the first priority."
Xue Guo said: "That's not that fast either."
He Xiangdong said: "Anyway, you are born, and the days pass by day. When you grow to twenty years old, you will also be in love."
Xue Guopeng said: "Yes, this is old."
He Xiangdong said: "You fell in love with a girl from Yangjiazhuang next to you, named Yang Zaizi."
Xue Guo stopped him and said, "I'm not that sexy, I'm Yang Acui."
He Xiangdong said: "You and Yang Acui were discovered by the second fool next door to your house, and he also sang a song."
Xue Guoying said, "Oh, he also has songs, how did he sing it?"
He Xiangdong folded his fan in his hand and sang with his eyebrows: "There is one in the east of the city. It is the Yang family's village. There is an old man who is surnamed Yang. He has no son in his life, and he has a daughter left. This girl is strong and the marriage is not properly done. Miss Yang always looks forward to her husband every day. She comes to her handsome husband when she comes to her free time. She is standing by the door and walks over to her handsome husband."
Xue Guo looked at the audience with a lust.
He Xiangdong continued to sing: "Big eyes, high nose bridge, chew rock candy when I have nothing to do. Come on, Miss, this girl is so beautiful. Miss Yang looked outside the door, no one walked, and said softly, "My husband, today we are here to meet. We are going to meet, and we are not here at the third update. If we come to my house, my husband is not at home, so we are two of us."
The audience laughed.
Xue Guo stopped He Xiangdong: "It's not so good. You, do you have a husband?"
He Xiangdong waved his hand: "No, I sang wrongly, it's because my parents are not at home."
Xue Guo corrected: "You have to sing right."
He Xiangdong said: "Yes, this Miss Yang is interesting to you. You have to go tonight."
Xue Guo said: "That's sure."
He Xiangdong said: "Miss Yang asked you to go there on the third day of the day. You were early and it passed at twelve o'clock noon."
Xue Guo said in surprise: "It's so early."
He Xiangdong said: "You are not in a hurry. As soon as you enter the door, you hugged Miss Yang. The following is omitted 10,000 words."
"Ah..." The audience cheered.
Xue Guo also laughed and said, "Don't omit it, we just want to hear what's going on."
He Xiangdong pointed at Xue Guo and cursed, "You can't do this, I'll be scolded if you do this."
Xue Guo laughed.
The audience laughed too.
He Xiangdong continued: "After having nothing to say for a night, you are leaving the next Qingming Festival. This girl Yang is reluctant to leave, and hums again, humming such a small song."
Chapter completed!