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Chapter 656: Return

Saying crosstalk is a very labor-intensive thing. None of them is labor-saving. Let’s take the most common "speak" as an example.

Although everyone can talk, it is really different. Some people can chat all day without being tired, but talking crosstalk for a day will kill people.

Modern technology is good and with audio equipment, actors can save some effort. In the past, all performances depended on the actors' voices, which would have been a laborious effort.

At that time, in order to make money, actors had to say five or six shows a day, which was over-consuming their throats. Over the years, their throats were ruined. Some actors did not master the pronunciation of words and pronunciations. Not only did they fail to protect their throats, but they injured themselves, and some even coughed up bleeding on the stage.

The same is true for He Xiangdong now. Before the actors came, he had already said two crosstalks on stage, and they were all long ones.

After the actors came, he worked hard to perform several passages, talking and singing, and for a total of seven long passages that night.

There are a total of seven.

Even though He Xiangdong was just now, he felt that his throat was so tired and his whole body was already very tired.

It was already past two in the morning and it was three o'clock right now, but the audience was still full of pits and no one left.

Young Master Ma, Chang Si Master, Tong Wensheng, and older people, Guo Wenqiang, went back, and their bodies couldn't bear to stay up late like this.

Most of the colleagues on the scene also left. No one wanted to watch the lively scene. They always felt very sad.

Some of the reporters and media friends have also left, and they are not so dedicated. Who stays up late until three in the morning and is still waiting for an interview? Isn’t it the same if you come again tomorrow?

There are also several dedicated reporters waiting, listening to crosstalk while waiting. They always feel that there is big news in Xiangwen Club and they must get first-hand information.

It is precisely because of these people's persistence that they have really got first-hand big news, shocking and explosive big news.

The audiences from Xiangwenshe who came to the city did not leave, including those from Beijing and Tianjin. The audiences tonight were already crazy. It was three o'clock in the morning and their enthusiasm had reached its peak.

Many people laughed wildly, their voices were hoarse, but they were still very excited. They seemed to be venting all their excitement and energy for the rest of their lives on this night.

After three o'clock in the morning, Xiang Wenshe's main performance ended, and the next step was to return. He Xiangdong and Xue Guo walked back, and the audience shouted: "One more."

The host came out of the field door and stopped He Xiangdong and Xue Guo, whispered, asking them to go back and say another paragraph.

This is called return.

He Xiangdong and Xue Guo turned around, and the audience immediately made a loud shout. The sound almost overturned the roof. This enthusiasm was simply terrifying.

The audience was so excited that the actors would naturally not fall behind. He Xiangdong and Xue Guo were also excited, and even their physical fatigue was dispelled a lot.

There were two bottles of mineral water on the table that was talking about crosstalk. This was just taken from the backstage. After the last big part, I immediately returned. The two of them didn’t have time to go down and rest. Let’s drink some water first and make do with it.

The two of them didn't care about so much. They each opened a bottle of water and poured half of it down. When they put down the water bottle, He Xiangdong also joked: "Look at how professional our teacher Xue drinks water."

Xue Guo quickly put the bottle down, wiped her mouth, and asked, "What do you mean?"

He Xiangdong said: "Your posture is like drinking medicine."

Xue Guo said in confusion: "Drink medicine?"

"Yes." He Xiangdong used the body of a female hero, twisted her body, and his voice became soft: "Dalang, let's drink this bowl of medicine."

"Hahaha..." The audience burst into laughter.

Xue Guo said dumbfoundedly: "Ah? I, Wu Dalang?"

He Xiangdong said: "My mother and I are watching outside the house now."

Xue Guo waved her hand angrily: "Go, what's wrong with you?"

He Xiangdong laughed twice and said to the audience: "Actually, these are all jokes. Our sister-in-law is a very traditional woman."

Xue Guo nodded and said, "Yes, this is right."

He Xiangdong said: "My sister-in-law is very knowledgeable and is also a lady from a wealthy family."

Xue Guo nodded and said, "Yes."

He Xiangdong said again: "This wealthy family is a karaoke bar."

Xue Guo said in surprise: "Ah? The lady there?"

The audience did not expect He Xiangdong to say something suddenly, and the booed and laughed loudly.

He Xiangdong nodded quickly: "Yeah yeah..."

Xue Guo pushed He Xiangdong away and cursed: "What are you doing? Don't talk nonsense, it's a lady."

He Xiangdong also turned around and said, "Don't you be so dirty, okay? Working in a karaoke bar may not be inappropriate. Sister-in-law is selling herself but not her skills."

"Oh, yes." Xue Guo responded, then immediately reacted and exclaimed: "No."

He Xiangdong also quickly corrected: "If you don't sell yourself, if you don't sell yourself, you don't sell yourself. Good guy, I almost told the truth."

Xue Guo said angrily: "What the truth is it?"

This time, the burden was very dense, and the audience's laughter never stopped.

He Xiangdong also accused him righteously: "My sister-in-law is just selling her skills in it. This is a very simple thing. Don't think so dirty. What's wrong with craftsmen relying on their ability to make a living?"

Xue Guo was choked by He Xiangdong, and he couldn't even speak.

"Ah..." Seeing this scene, the audience booed, and they liked to see He Xiangdong's shameless look in the face of being stinky.

Xue Guo touched her nose and said awkwardly: "Okay, okay, then what kind of art is she selling?"

He Xiangdong said aloud: "Dressing dance."

Xue Guo was stunned: "Dressing dance? I only know stripping dance."

He Xiangdong turned his head in surprise, covered his mouth, and made a look of shock and disgust.

Xue Guo was speechless and choked.

"Ah..." The audience cheered again.

He Xiangdong shook his head and sighed: "Tsk tsk, I didn't expect that I didn't expect that only people like me like this kind of thing, but I didn't expect that Teacher Xue, you actually have this kind of hobby?"

"Hmm?" Xue Guo was stunned.

The audience was so happy.

Xue Guo was happy: "No, what you just said, you also like this tune."

He Xiangdong waved his hand: "Go to yours, I'm watching dressing dances and art, which is different from your dirty and dirty things. It's so dirty that you actually see such things."

Xue Guo couldn't argue and held it in for a long time before saying, "I only knew it after hearing people."

He Xiangdong asked, "Who?"

Xue Guo pointed back and said, "Just Mr. Zhang Wenhai and Mr. Zhang in the backstage, he often goes there."

"Haha..." He Xiangdong laughed out loud.

The audience also laughed and booed.

Xue Guo turned the topic back: "You haven't said it yet. What is dressing dance? I only know stripping dance."

He Xiangdong said disgusted: "Don't mention stripping dance, it's so vulgar. Don't be so dirty. Is it good to take off clothes on stage? Our dressing dance is not like this."

Xue Guo asked, "What's that?"

He Xiangdong said slyly: "We went up naked."

"Alas……"

Xue Guo was stunned: "Ah?"

He Xiangdong quickly found a repair: "But we will cover the key parts."

Xue Guo nodded: "That's better, where are you covering it?"

He Xiangdong covered his face: "Cover your face."

"ah?"
Chapter completed!
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