Chapter six hundred and fifty third learning ditty
He Xiangdong said: "I will explain a little bit that there are four subjects in crosstalk, saying that learning to sing. The singing list here refers to the lyrics of Taiping, and also includes duet Silva, but this belongs to the category of singing a quick-pitched song."
Xue Guo nodded: "Yes."
There are four subjects of crosstalk, and there are twelve subjects to detail. This theory has been popularized by He Xiangdong. Now, with He Xiangdong's popularity, this theory has influenced more and more people.
Now many viewers have learned that in crosstalk, the singing in learning to sing Taiping lyrics. Now some actors ramble on TV, including singing songs, etc., and they will also squirt in front of the TV.
This is all thanks to He Xiangdong's publicity. Anyway, as long as someone rapses and other things, the audiences of Xiangwenshe will immediately realize that this guy probably won't sing the lyrics of Taiping, otherwise he wouldn't say that.
I was instantly despised. Anyway, the audiences of Xiangwen Club now really looked down on the audience who listened to other crosstalk actors. There is nothing wrong with He Xiangdong meeting too many times. He is just a treasure house of crosstalk. He knows everything and can inherit too many things. You can see the development history of crosstalk alone by looking at him.
So how could the audience of Xiangwen Club still look down on others? They are so arrogant.
Just as Qiu Wuyu planned for He Xiangdong at the beginning, it is necessary to make the audience of Xiangwenshe feel superior, to let them understand some crosstalk, and to make them feel that listening to Xiangwenshe's crosstalk is a very respectful thing, and to do such a brand effect.
After years of hard work, I finally saw some results.
He Xiangdong continued to say: "Then the others include the minor tunes and opera drums. This is singing, but it belongs to learning, which is called learning singing."
Xue Guo nodded and said, "Yes."
He Xiangdongdao: "And what I am good at is singing, including learning to sing and lyrics of Taiping."
Xue Guo said: "Then show it, just show the monk you just said sigh."
He Xiangdong turned around and said in confusion: "Others don't know about this song, you should know about it."
Xue Guo asked back, "Why do I have to know?"
He Xiangdong said: "Because your father is just a monk."
"Haha..." The audience laughed.
Xue Guo was unhappy and glared at her eyes: "Hey, don't talk nonsense. If my dad was a monk, where did I call him?"
He Xiangdong was still unhappy and said anxiously: "What do you think I'm doing? We are not of the same age."
"Puff..." The audience burst into laughter.
He Xiangdong was still behaved when he got the advantage: "Of course, if you lack fatherly love, I don't mind losing."
Xue Guo pushed He Xiangdong away and shouted: "Go, I haven't heard of it."
"Ah..." The audience started to cheer, and He Xiangdong was also giggling.
Xue Guo's anger was not gone: "You are not so sensible."
He Xiangdong explained: "What I mean is that although your father is a monk, he is not a serious monk."
Xue Guo was stunned: "Ah? Monk Hua?"
He Xiangdong immediately picked himself out: "This is what you said."
Xue Guo quickly argued: "What, what did I say, what flower monk?"
He Xiangdong explained: "It was that monk. When he was a child, he was in a temple. When he grew up a little, he would not be a monk anymore. That's it."
Xue Guo said angrily: "That's called "Jumping the Wall, what about the Flower Monk?"
Monk Jumping the Wall is a folk custom in China, and it is popular in the northern area. Usually, after a child is born, he is in poor health and his family is afraid that he will not be able to support him, so he will send it to the temple for the Buddha to protect him.
When I was twelve or thirteen years old, my child grew up and my family still pointed at him to pass on the family line. It was not possible to stay in the temple.
But how can Buddhism come in and out at will? So there is a trick to deceive the Buddha. The child deliberately made a small mistake in the temple and was chased and beaten by the master in the temple with a stick.
The child escaped to the wall and stepped on a stool that had been placed there. When the master came over, he chased and rushed over. He jumped out of the wall and escaped into the world. This is called the monk jumping over the wall.
There were always a pair of old acquaintances sitting under the stage, Huo Mingde and Guo Junqiang. The two of them bought tickets and sneaked in to see them. They and He Xiangdong were old acquaintances.
But now he doesn't dare to come forward to recognize each other and reminisce about the past. They were still friends at the time, but now He Xiangdong has left them far behind. He Xiangdong is the hottest crosstalk actor at present, and what about them...
Huo Mingde and Guo Junqiang lowered their heads. They didn't even dare to reveal their identity as crosstalk actors. They all bought tickets and entered the venue. They hid secretly from the farthest to watch.
When they were selected for the Peony Award, they had seen He Xiangdong from afar. Now they are the same. However, this stage only belongs to He Xiangdong, and they are now only qualified to wait and see from afar.
Alas... Times change, life is unpredictable.
He Xiangdong said to Xue Guo: "Your father was in poor health when he was a child, so he sent it to the temple. As a little monk, he couldn't do much work. He just recited scriptures and swept the floor every day. There were no friends around him, so he was very bored, so he sang such a song."
Xue Guo suddenly said, "Oh, so that's how it comes from."
"I'll sing it to you." He Xiangdong clasped his hands together, turned his head and asked Xue Guo: "Hey, do you think I look like your father like this?"
"Go." Xue Guo waved her hand angrily.
The audience laughed again.
He Xiangdong took a serious look and opened his mouth and sang: "Little monk, his head is shining, his robes are covered with his body, the little wooden fish beats a ping-pong table tennis, chanting Buddha's name and burning incense again, suddenly a gust of wind blows, and a scent of fragrance comes over. Amitabha, what is it, the fragrance of thief."
Very relaxed and playful, lively and nice.
Xue Guo said in surprise: "Oh, it sounds really nice."
The audience also had a bright look. This little song is very fresh.
He Xiangdong smiled and said, "A scent wafts over, why is it so fragrant?"
Xue Guo quickly followed up: "Yes, where did this fragrance come from?"
He Xiangdongdao: "Because of this monk temple, there is a nunnery next to it, just across a wall."
"Ah?" Xue Guo was in a bad mood.
The audience was also stupid.
Xue Guo asked, "No, how could a nunnery be built next to the monk temple?"
He Xiangdong explained: "Isn't that the saying goes, it's not tiring for a man or a woman to work together."
Xue Guo was speechless and held it in for a long time before saying, "Ha, you're still really reasonable."
He Xiangdong nodded: "Yes, just be reasonable. Not only does the fragrance float over the wall, but there is also a sing of singing."
Xue Guo said in confusion: "Singing?"
He Xiangdong said: "Yes, the name of this little song is Nun Shang."
Xue Guo said in surprise: "You nun sighs too?"
He Xiangdong said: "Yes, your mother is a nun."
Xue Guo said, "Okay, my mother is a nun and my father is a monk. How did the two of them get together?"
He Xiangdong said: "Because your mother is not a serious nun either?"
Xue Guo was startled and stopped him quickly: "Wow, if this nun is not serious, that would be too scary."
"Ah..." The audience burst into a big cheer.
He Xiangdong was amused.
Chapter completed!