He Xiangdong and Xue Guo are two strong players in the garden. Now the audience buys tickets mainly to see them, and they are coming for them.

So they have to show more to satisfy the audience and make them feel that the ticket is worth it. They are talking about crosstalk that spends money, and the audience comes here for real money.

It’s hard to say that it’s hard to say that it’s here. You must make the audience feel that the money spent is worth it, otherwise they won’t come next time.

It’s okay to say that the tickets for 25 per small theater are cheap after all. But commercial performances cost hundreds of a year. Can the audience satisfy the audience if the actors don’t take some real skills?

Chen Jun and the third brother finished talking and then came down. The two children were very excited. The audience's feedback was so good, so their performance became better, which was considered extraordinary compared to before.

He Xiangdong and Xue Guo were in the second game again. As soon as the two appeared, the audience burst into unparalleled cheers. This scene was simply scary.

My colleagues were all stupid.

The reporters and media friends who stood in front were also scared and looked back blankly. The scene was a bit scary. They were not willing to leave, waiting for He Xiangdong to solve their doubts. There were too many strange things happening today, and they always felt that there was big news here.

The two walked to Taichung and just stood up, and another audience came to deliver things. He Xiangdong smiled helplessly: "Or don't throw the things up. It's too full here, I can't move, I can't even walk."

Xue Guo also smiled: "Yes, the audience is so enthusiastic."

He Xiangdong said sincerely: "What can He De do? It's hard for you to be so proud of you. Many people still rushed from Beijing. They all set off early in the morning and were still stuck on the highway for most of the day. They arrived so late. I am so grateful and moved."

Young Master Ma and Mr. Chang finally understood that the actors of Xiangwenshe were blocked on the road. No wonder they hadn't seen anyone for a long time. Today's damn heavy fog.

Tong Wensheng and Guo Wenqiang were speechless. They knew from the front that Xiang Wenshe actors were blocked on the highway. Who would have thought that they would be blocked until now? It was really enough.

Friends in the media circle were also stunned. They had a bold idea in their minds, but they didn't know if it was true.

On the stage, He Xiangdong and Xue Guo stood up, and He Xiangdong also said to the audience: "Okay, go back soon, be careful that the seat is lost."

The audience laughed again.

He Xiangdong also smiled, looked away, and saw another person coming, and he said, "Oh, another one comes, child, we can't put things here... Oh, we're empty-handed."

"Ha ha……"

Xue Guo was also laughing and stopped He Xiangdong: "Not you said like this."

He Xiangdong smiled and said, "What he said is what he meant, and he was happy. Anyway, I just thank you. Thank you for your praise for us so much. We are just a bunch of crosstalk. It's really hard for you."

He Xiangdong bowed with his fists.

The audience applause and cheered again.

He Xiangdong stood up straight and said, "Since you all like to listen to crosstalk, we must speak carefully. We will talk about it as long as you can. As long as you like to listen, we will talk about death. If you don't leave tonight, we will never leave first."

In the last sentence, He Xiangdong bite very strongly.

"Okay..." A loud shout came from the audience.

He Xiangdong stretched out his hands and pressed: "Hey, no, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop..."

The applause that had just stopped was aroused by He Xiangdong's shamelessness, which caused another burst of laughter.

"Alas……"

“Well…”

The disgusting sounds came one after another.

Xue Guopeng said, "Without you, are you publicly asking for applause?"

He Xiangdong waved his hand and said, "No, no, this is what the audience praises. We came to the stage to tell the audience crosstalk, just say crosstalk well."

Xue Guo nodded: "This is right."

He Xiangdong turned around and asked, "Teacher Xue, I'll ask you a question."

Xue Guo said: "Oh, please be polite, may I ask."

He Xiangdong said: "Everyone says that we have four subjects in crosstalk, eating and drinking... Uh, do you know which four subjects are there?"

"Ah..." The audience started to cheer.

Xue Guo was happy: "No, wait a moment, what did you say, eat and drink?"

He Xiangdong said vaguely: "Don't you say that?"

Xue Guo said angrily: "That's what you want to learn to sing, what are you eating and drinking? What else do you want to do besides eating and drinking?"

He Xiangdong licked his lips, looking vulgar.

Xue Guo was in a bad mood and showed a very disgusting expression.

"Ah..." The audience was also quite disgusted.

He Xiangdong said embarrassedly: "There are prostitution."

"Ah..." This time the disgusting voice was really earth-shaking.

Xue Guo also smiled and joked: "It's great, you don't gamble."

He Xiangdong waved his hand and said embarrassedly: "Hey, aren't you afraid of losing gambling and having no money to go for a prostitution?"

"Wow..." Xue Guo was startled.

"Ah..." The audience started to cheer.

He Xiangdong was still waving proudly: "Okay, thank you, thank you."

Xue Guo quickly stopped him: "What are you thanking?"

"I'm not proud."

Xue Guo said, "What are you proud of? Can you be proud? I said you want shame? Oh, good guy, as soon as you come to eat, drink, whore and gambling, don't you know the four lessons of crosstalk?"

He Xiangdong pleased and said, "I know, I'm talking about learning to sing. I'm proficient in all these four subjects."

Xue Guo was very careful and asked: "Oh, what do you know?"

He Xiangdongdao: "It's OK, what I personally am good at is singing."

Xue Guo asked, "Sing? What can you sing?"

He Xiangdongdao: "I can come from the metropolis, Beijing Pingbangqu, and all the small tunes and tunes."

Xue Guo was slightly surprised: "Wow, there are quite a few of them, so you can sing something for us."

He Xiangdong said: "Okay, then I'll sing a small tune. Some of the small tunes are very nice. One of them is called "The Monk's Sigh". Have you heard of it?"

Xue Guo shook her head and said, "I really don't have this."

Young Master Ma looked off the stage and whispered: "Newly modified traditional jokes."

Mr. Chang also said: "Tao Liufu'er a."

The name of this crosstalk is "Learn Xiaoqu", which is a traditional crosstalk, but it is very flexible, just like learning to sing miscellaneously.

You can put any story into this joke or change any song on it. This is OK, very flexible and can be used to the fullest.

But it is precisely because you can do your best that it is not easy to make this crosstalk well. One actor says one by one, and it tests real kung fu.

He Xiangdong is trying to show his skills to his seniors.
Chapter completed!