Director Zhao was scared at that time, and his fat face trembled a few times.

Xiao Wang's eyes were full of stars. This was the first time he had seen such an irritating artist in public.

Su Mo choked speechlessly, and opened her mouth and couldn't speak.

The people in the program team also stared at each other, and they were all stupid.

He Xiangdong was fully responsible for the crosstalk performance in the second half. They had never read the book, and He Xiangdong did not let them read the book. In fact, He Xiangdong himself did not have the book either.

So He Xiangdong let himself go on stage, He Xiangdong said: "That's not it. Your mainstream crosstalk world talks about internal unity and no one can offend. The actors over there are all quarrels about this first prize. When the leader saw it, he said, oh, this is not OK, forget it, give the prize to the mute."

Xue Guo's eyes widened: "He Xiangdong, don't talk nonsense. It's okay if you offend others yourself, don't take me with you, my little arms and calves can't stand it."

"Ah..." The audience cheered.

He Xiangdong said, "Don't you often say that satire is the essence of comedy, the essence of crosstalk is also satire. You said this."

Xue Guo was confused and waved: "Then we can't be scolded."

"Wow..." The audience started cheering again, and this crosstalk was really exciting.

He Xiangdong pointed at Xue Guo and said with a wicked smile: "Look, tell the truth."

"Hi." Xue Guo quickly waved her hands.

Many scholars believe that comedy, including crosstalk, requires satire, and believe that satire is the foundation of comedy.

But now comedy is not afraid to satirize, who is it? Who is it? Who dares? Are people not willing to listen to it? Shamanize uncivilized phenomena? I have long been tired of listening to things that are talked about in the old tune, and I can't express new ideas.

So He Xiangdong always believed that crosstalk can be satirical, and it has the function of satiricality, but its essence is definitely not satirical. You cannot require all crosstalk to be satirical.

What the audience wants is not something that can be heard all day long. In a larger sense, satire is only a need for political propaganda, not the comedy itself.

...

He Xiangdong said: "But then, no matter whether it is mainstream or the people, as long as you can speak crosstalk well, you will be able to do it well. Everyone is from the same industry and an ancestor, so it is not an exaggeration to say that they are their own family. Everyone works together to make the industry bigger and better. Only by making the cake bigger can everyone share more. Otherwise, it will be boring if you grab a piece of rotten winter melon and come over, and you will be happy like something. This is boring."

Xue Guo immediately praised him and said, "This is the truth."

"Okay." The audience applauded.

He Xiangdong continued: "In fact, crosstalk is just that. Everyone talks about crosstalk and pays attention to four subjects."

Xue Guo took over the topic: "Oh, which four doors?"

He Xiangdongdao: "Talk and learn to sing."

Xue Guo said: "You will introduce it to everyone."

He Xiangdong said: "When you talk about learning to sing, you should say that the one in your mouth is clean, and you can't do it with a big tongue. This is the most important and basic. If you learn, you will have more. Learn to fly in the sky, run on the ground, and jump in the grass. These are all, including learning opera, folk art and singing, which are called learning."

"You may ask, these opera songs are obviously sung, but why did they become learning? Alas, this is still really learning. This is called learning to sing. There are their special actors in opera songs. We learn to sing, so this is called learning to sing."

Many viewers understood.

Xue Guo held it and asked, "What is the singing in the crosstalk?"

He Xiangdongdao: "The singing in crosstalk refers specifically to the lyrics of Taiping. This is the singing of the crosstalk, which is something that crosstalk actors must know."

Xue Guo said, "Oh? Then you have to say a few words to let us hear it."

He Xiangdong asked Xue Guo: "What are you going to do?"

Someone in the audience shouted: "Please advise others."

"Taigong sells noodles."

In just two sparse sounds, He Xiangdong knew that there were frequent visitors from Xiangwen Club. People who don’t go there often don’t know so clearly.

He Xiangdong immediately turned his head to the audience: "Oh, some people here are asking for advice, and some people are calling for Taigong to sell noodles. These are two sensible people. Security guards, come and get these two people out."

"Haha..." The audience laughed.

Xue Guo said in surprise: "Ah? Get it out?"

He Xiangdong said decisively: "You can't let those who understand stay here."

Xue Guo clapped her hands and said, "Okay."

He Xiangdong smiled and said, "Someone said just now, want to listen to others, and some people shouted that they want to listen to Taiping noodles, which is OK, so let's have a skeleton and sigh."

Xue Guo was stupid: "Ah? You don't choose any of them?"

He Xiangdong said, "Hey, this means the same as the first prize in the crosstalk competition you won."

Xue Guo was speechless: "Okay, you still talked about this crosstalk in a row."

The audience was overjoyed.

He Xiangdong took out a serious look, took out Yuzi, and said to the audience: "This is called Yuzi, it is used to sing the lyrics of Taiping. I'll sing a few sentences for everyone."

The audience applauded.

He Xiangdong hit Yuzi with his hand, then opened his mouth and sang.

"Duke Zhuang came down the mountain,

I met a skeleton and fell into the dust.

Then Zhuangzi Jiu felt pity when he saw it.

Pick a gourd behind you,

Take out a golden elixir from the gourd.

That half is red and half is white.

Red Wan treats men and women.

The Baiyaozier treats the female skirt.

I pried open my teeth and put the medicine on it.

The skeleton was desperate to stand up."

...

"Don't hear this long sigh, Zhuangzi

That villain wants to think about wealth after his life.

I can't sing the skeleton sigh in a word,

I wish all the family happiness is free of disasters and disasters."

The Skeleton sighed that it was a short paragraph, with only a dozen sentences, and the story of a greedy villain told was very interesting and the audience also liked it very much.

Many people who have never heard of the lyrics of Taiping actually feel very good when they hear it.

Xue Guo led the leader and shouted, and the audience applauded with great face.

The program of "Everything Returns to Spring" is also 45 minutes. The previous guest interview has taken about twenty minutes, and the subsequent crosstalk performance is actually only twenty minutes.

So He Xiangdong had to try some time, and he couldn't say it as much as he did in a small theater. When he saw that he was almost done with his words, he was about to get into work.

He Xiangdong said at that time: "I just sang the lyrics of Taiping. This is singing. Besides, all singing is learning to sing. There are so many things to learn to sing. I want to learn Peking Opera, Bangzi, Ping Opera, etc., and learn to sing drums and pendants in the folk arts. But the most fun thing is to sell things for the two people duets."

Xue Guo asked, "Oh, what is that for sale?"

He Xiangdong said aloud: "Sell appraisal clothes?"
Chapter completed!