Chapter 604 You Really Dare To Say It
Kanhuoer is a term in the crosstalk industry, which means to ask the audience to order jokes by themselves. Whatever he clicks, the actor will say to him.
This situation is usually born in an old teahouse. When the guy serves the guests, he will ask, some customers will ask for some work, but it will cost extra money if the work is smooth.
Now this form is basically gone. The actors have already booked the crosstalk show in the backstage, and the audience bought tickets and sat and waited to watch it. They can't get involved in the program arrangement.
However, even in the old society, there were not many crosstalk actors who dared to let the audience make a joke, because this required too high a level of actors.
Poke a job, you will act whatever the audience pokes. What if the audience pokes one you don’t know at all? What should you do then? Are the actors ready to die on stage?
Even if the fan the guy gave to the guests was written with jokes from actors, it wouldn't be sure that the audience would like to find fault and just pick what was not mentioned above.
Even if the audience is honest, just follow the point on the fan, but what if they click one that you are not familiar with?
Since the actor dares to let the audience make a splash, it means that he knows more than just a few paragraphs, otherwise just a few words would be written on the folding fan, which would look so terrible.
If the audience orders what they don’t say much, it will put a lot of pressure on the actors. The actors will work together before going on stage and get familiar with it before going on stage. However, there is not much time left for the actors to post the job. You can discuss how to get into the job and what it is, and the time is already plenty.
So, artists who don’t have some real skills dare not do it.
In the old society, Mr. Chang Baokun, the eldest uncle of the Chang family, was a good player. When he was talking crosstalk in a teahouse, he would make a folding fan with hundreds of large sections of cost-effectiveness written on it. Then he asked the client to poke the job. He would say whatever the guest pokes, without any ambiguity.
This is a real skill.
Now He Xiangdong is here, Chen Jun handed the folding fan to the audience. The audience pretended to look around and said, "What is this written?"
Chen Jun clapped his hands and said speechlessly: "Okay, come someone who is illiterate."
Chen Jun took the folding fan and said to the other person next to him: "Master, come and poke the job."
The man also spread his hands and said, "I can't read."
Chen Jun was speechless, looked around everyone around him and asked, "My dear masters, don't you recognize words?"
Everyone shook their heads.
Chen Jun said: "Okay, then I'll go find someone who knows how to read."
As he said that, Chen Jun trotted two steps, jumped off the stage and ran to the audience.
The audience exclaimed at that time.
They originally thought that this was also part of the show. Everything, including the jokes to be performed later, was agreed upon in advance, and the so-called pronunciation is just a way to do it.
But they didn't expect that Chen Jun would jump down directly. Are they going to play the game?
Chen Jun trotted and found a little beauty in the audience, smiling flatteringly: "Master, please give me some work."
The little beauty was stunned and then laughed.
The cameraman carried the camera and kept taking close-up shots, taking all the expressions of the two of them in.
Guo Qing helped Chen Jun ask: "Hey, what are you calling me? This is a woman, how can I call you Master?"
Chen Jun turned his head and asked, "Uncle, what should I call you?"
Guo Qing said: "Then call me aunt."
The audience burst into laughter.
The little beauty smiled even more and leaned back and forth.
These people are so funny.
Chen Jun was also very kind and immediately said to the little beauty: "Auntie, please give me some work."
The little beauty's face turned red. She looked through the fan a few times, but she didn't have much thought to look carefully.
Guo Qing joked again on the stage: "Xiaojun, if your aunt doesn't know what to choose, you can also ask your other aunts for their opinions."
The audience laughed again.
The little beauty's face turned red at that time, and she closed her eyes and pointed at it casually: "Then let's do this."
Chen Jun took it and took a look, smiled, and shouted loudly: "My aunt has some work, "Selling clothes and clothes."
Guo Qing took over the topic and said to Su Mo: "Boss, the customer has done something, so let's talk about a piece of clothing for sale."
Su Mo said: "What are you waiting for? Come out with our crosstalk teller."
Guo Qing said to the audience: "Okay, let us applaud. Please invite He Xiangdong and Xue Guo to perform crosstalk for you all."
"Okay..." The audience applause and cheered, which shows that He Xiangdong is really famous now. When he was recording a program on TV, the host reported his name, and the audience was confused. Now it is very different.
Guo Qing, Su Mo and Chen Jun also left the stage and left the stage to He Xiangdong and Xue Guo. The two walked out slowly amid the audience's applause. When they saw them, the audience's applause became even more intense.
He Xiangdong and Xue Guo walked to the center of the stage, Xue Guo stood inside the table, He Xiangdong was outside the table, and He Xiangdong held his fists and paid tribute to the audience.
After bowing to the crowd, He Xiangdong stood up and said with a smile: "There are a lot of people coming, and the empty seats are all full."
"Ah..." The audience all started to cheer.
This part is almost becoming a conventional rule. He Xiangdong's first sentence at the beginning was this old bag that has not changed for thousands of years. As soon as he finished speaking, the audience started to make a fuss. The cooperation was tacit and harmonious.
Xue Guo was also laughing.
He Xiangdong was in a very relaxed state. He smiled and said to the audience: "Today is the first day of our Wanxiang Guichun Teahouse opening. Our brothers are crosstalk artists here in Anxue. In the future, you will have more support and support."
Xue Guo held it and said, "You have more support."
"Okay..." The audience applauded.
He Xiangdong said: "I will introduce myself first when I go to the stage. My name is He Xiangdong. I am a primary school student in the crosstalk world. The teacher standing beside me."
Xue Guo was very happy to pat herself: "I..."
He Xiangdong said, "It doesn't matter."
Xue Guo was unhappy: "Hey, why doesn't it matter when I get here?"
He Xiangdong explained: "needless to say, the audience knows you. You are Teacher Xue Guo, how famous you are."
Xue Guo said politely: "It's not that famous either."
He Xiangdong said: "You are polite. I always saw you in the newspaper some time ago."
Xue Guo immediately smiled and stopped him, "Don't, you are the one who fights with people in the newspapers."
"Ah..." The audience started to cheer. Beijing was not big. Many people knew about He Xiangdong fighting with those crosstalk actors some time ago.
He Xiangdong laughed a little embarrassedly: "Everyone knows? Actually, the matter is not that serious. Many of them are exaggerating the words in the media. They are still talking about the battle between non-mainstream crosstalk actors and mainstream crosstalk actors. In fact, there is no mainstream non-mainstream."
"Yes, yes." Xue Guo nodded.
He Xiangdong continued: "In fact, the so-called mainstream is nothing more than actors within the system, and non-mainstream is folk artists like us. There are also experts in the system, and folk artists are not bad at abilities. They are all crosstalk artists."
The audience was a little surprised. Look at He Xiangdong's words, is he going to surrender and reconcile?
He Xiangdong said: "In fact, it doesn't need to be very detailed. Just like our teacher Xue Guo was an actor in the system before and won the crosstalk competition award. Now he is also talking crosstalk with us in the folk."
Xue Guo held it and said, "That's right, that's the reason."
He Xiangdong said naturally: "Of course, Teacher Xue also won the first prize in the crosstalk competition. This is the award in the mainstream crosstalk industry."
Xue Guo waved her hand politely: "Hi, don't mention that."
He Xiangdong picked up the fan and spread it out, treating it as a certificate of award: "We have all seen it. It's a big certificate of honor, and the first prize. Teacher Xue will show off to whom."
Xue Guo asked, "Oh, what did I say?"
He Xiangdong poked the folding fan with his hand, and muttered: "Uh... Aba... Aba... Aba..."
Xue Guo said in surprise: "Ah? Dumb?"
Chapter completed!