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Chapter 606 Selling Appraisal Clothes (2)(1/2)

Appraisal clothes are second-hand clothes, and selling appraisal clothes means second-hand clothes. This business was quite prosperous in the old society. At that time, everyone had poor living conditions and had no money to buy new clothes, so the market for this second-hand clothes was still quite popular.

It has been 204 years now, and everyone's living standards have improved a lot, and they have money, so there are fewer clothes estimators. Even if you can see a few occasionally, these shops are not the clothes estimators they used to back then.

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So this world is composed of artists who run art and business dealers. However, not all those who set up stalls sell things in the world. Except for the artists' business, most of the other people who do business are fakes and are all scams.

So why have these scams become people in the world? Because there is a spring spot in the world, which is a set of code words for people in the world, which can replace our normal language conversations. Those scammers also need these secret words, so they slowly entered the world.

But the clothing estimation business is a bit strange. This industry also has a codeword for the world, but their codewords are slightly different from the spring spots in the world. They use these words mainly to facilitate selling clothing estimation so that they can earn more money.

This industry is more interesting, and there are also big accounts and small accounts. Simply put, the cost price of this piece of clothing is 10 yuan, and the boss requires that you make 5 yuan on it, so the guy has to sell it at least fifteen yuan. If he sells it for twenty yuan, it is five more yuan than the boss asks for, then these five yuan is a small account. The guy has a share of the money and the boss. The guy takes the big head, so he can get a little more.

So the guys in this industry are more like a cooperative relationship than an employment relationship. Moreover, whether a guy can make money in this industry really depends on their own ability. Some people with abilities are amazing.

Moreover, their clothes are also marked with passwords to indicate the meaning of large and small accounts, and there are also special secret talks about the price, which is very interesting.

The crosstalk senior who created the joke of selling clothes is probably also a heavy evaluating enthusiast. He must have been in the clothes shop often. Later, he wrote this joke because of his feelings. It has been passed down for so many years and has become a famous story.

Xue Guo on the stage asked in confusion: "Selling clothes for approximate?"

He Xiangdong explained: "It's just a sold old clothes. Of course, there are very few second-hand clothes that people have worn now. Everyone has better living conditions. There are still many clothes in the past when they are estimated."

Xue Guo nodded and said, "Yes, that's right."

He Xiangdong said: "Then I will go back to Teacher Xue today, and we will also perform for you to see."

"Okay..." The audience applauded.

Xue Guo also asked, "Okay, then how do you think we perform?"

He Xiangdong spread the white handkerchief on the table and put it in his hand, and said to Xue Guo: "I'm the shopkeeper, you'll be a friend. I'll sing a sentence later, and you'll say it's good, is this OK?"

Xue Guo said: "Okay, but this is it on your hands?"

He Xiangdong shook his handkerchief and said, "This is just a evaluating clothes. I spread my hands to show the guests. When I sing later, you have to help me say it's good."

Xue Guo nodded and said, "Okay, come on."

He Xiangdong raised his breath from his dantian and his voice came out loud, and the door was very high: "Who bought this leather jacket? It turned out to be a good one."

Xue Guo's words were not bad, but the audience applauded first. He Xiangdong's voice was really bright.

He Xiangdong pointed his hand at the handkerchief, looked at the audience, and sang again in his mouth: "The black oily and black, the face of Fu Ling and Satin."

This time the audience was not so excited, and Xue Guo could also praise her: "Not bad."

He Xiangdong flipped his handkerchief with his hand and sang again: "After looking at the face, turn it over and look at the hair inside."

Xue Guo said: "Not bad."

He Xiangdong used the acting style, and coupled with his wonderful singing skills, it was really amazing: "Nine Bends of Ascension Rose."

Xue Guo praised him again: "Not bad."

He Xiangdong sang again: "There are white above, yellow below, and black below, and a name is called "Three Yangshao Kaitai."

"good."

"When it comes to the '39th day, water will turn into freezing water. Don't worry about how cold it is. After wearing this skin of my body, I will sleep in the ice and take a nap in the snow. Why don't I know it's cold?"

Xue Guo held it and said, "This cotton jacket is warm."

But He Xiangdong sang: "It's been frozen long ago."

"Haha..." The audience laughed.

Xue Guo was also stunned: "Ah? I'm frozen to death? Then your cotton jacket is really not very good."

He Xiangdong said: "But I sang well."

Xue Guo said: "It's all frozen to death. What's the point of singing so well? I'm still good at singing."

He Xiangdong was unhappy to listen to this: "Can you still sing?"

Xue Guo said with confidence: "Of course I can."

He Xiangdong said: "Then let's go back today, it's a mule or a horse that will take it out for a walk."

Xue Guo said: "Okay, just say something."

He Xiangdong said: "There is a way to sing in the sales of judging clothes. If there is no accurate lyrics, just sing the thing in his hand. Not only can he look at the singing skills, but he can also see who reacts quickly, and whether he dares to do it?"

Xue Guo looked dissatisfied and rolled up her sleeves and said, "What's the point of not daring to do this? Come on."

"Okay..." The audience also became popular, and they started to applaud and applaud.

He Xiangdong shook his handkerchief with both hands, opened his mouth and sang, "It's a big coat."

After singing, he turned his head to look at Xue Guo.

Xue Guo was stunned at that time.

The audience started to cheer.

"Come on." He Xiangdong also began to provoke.

Xue Guo swallowed, opened her mouth and sang reluctantly, "It's a 2-size coat."

"Puff..." The audience burst into laughter.

He Xiangdong waited for Xue Guo and asked, "What is this two-dimensional jacket?"

Xue Guo hesitated and said, "Uh...that's what it means."

He Xiangdong said in surprise: "Ho, it's really reasonable."

Xue Guo asked back, "Then how would you sing?"

He Xiangdong said, "We have to go back and forth, talk and go back and forth. You have to sing the jacket I said, but you can't bring the song "the jacket."

Xue Guo nodded: "Oh, then I understand."

He Xiangdong said: "Then let's do it again?"

Xue Guo said: "Okay, let's do it again."

He Xiangdong shook his handkerchief again and sang: "It's a big coat."

Xue Guo was stunned for a moment before singing: "No sleeves."

The audience applauded.

He Xiangdong was happy: "Oh, it's really OK."

Xue Guo said carelessly: "This is not difficult at all."

He Xiangdong said: "It's so arrogant, come again. Buy pants."

Xue Guo continued to sing: "Two legs."

He Xiangdong sang: "That's the one with legs."

Xue Guo was stunned again, and the audience laughed again.

After holding it in for a long time, Xue Guo finally answered: "That's a pocket."

"Haha..." The audience applauded.

He Xiangdong sang again and again: "That's three-legged one."

Xue Guoying said, "I can't wear it."

He Xiangdong laughed and continued to make trouble: "Those who have four legs."

Xue Guo had already made a lot of progress, so she sang: "Two pants."

He Xiangdong sang again: "Those five legs."

Xue Guo was stunned again.

"Haha..." The audience was happy.

It’s also a blessing that Xue Guo was quick-witted and sang with an idea: “That’s a glove.”

He Xiangdong was also laughing and praised: "The reaction is so fast."

Xue Guo waved her hand and bragged: "You are nothing."

He Xiangdong said: "Oh, you're fat and you're still panting. Do you dare to have another one?"

Xue Guo said: "Okay, come here."

He Xiangdong shook his handkerchief and sang: "You are the one who sells robe."

Xue Guo also sang: "I have a collar."

He Xiangdong sang again: "I bought my jacket."

Xue Guo sang: "There is cotton."

He Xiangdong clapped his hands: "There are piles."

"Big cotton pile."
To be continued...
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