Chapter 597 Love is included in the 2020 syllabus
Dingdong!
Ziqiao received a message from Yifei.
Usually, Yifei rarely sends private messages to Ziqiao. Not to mention it very little. After a few years of getting along, their online chat records can reach the end with a slight stroke of their fingers.
Seeing that Yifei actually sent a message to Zi Qiao, Xia Yu and Haitang also came over to watch the screen and eat melons.
[Yifei]: Lu Ziqiao, you sent all the qualities you had when you hook up with a girl, I'm urgently using it now.
[Ziqiao]: Why do you want this? If Teacher Zeng doesn’t taste delicious, go eat a little girl?
[Yifei]: You are the most bad guy in the apartment. If I don’t ask you for whom? Send it here quickly, you need to learn curry sauce!
[Zi Qiao]: What's the matter with curry sauce?
[Yifei]: I took curry sauce to today's party to find men and exercise my ability to identify scumbags. You can give me some lessons to help me understand.
Zi Qiao breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out that this was the case. Zi Qiao thought it was him and couldn't help but find out about his professionalism and flirting with girls in the bar.
It was just such a simple thing. The little white dragon in the wave (once) Zi Qiao quickly sent the fifteen traits of the scumbag to Yifei.
Xia Yu smiled and said, "It's useless to show these for curry paste. My boyfriend always only looks at his face when he is looking for curry paste. Even if he teaches curry paste, the curry paste will still look at it. Otherwise, Haitang should have chased curry long ago."
Suddenly diss Tang: "??!!"
"It makes sense." Zi Qiao said and sent the reminder to Yifei. Yifei answered quickly.
[Yi Fei]: Humph! Stupid human, can't I think of it? I asked Curry Sauce to put on Xiao Hei's glasses. After putting it on, the whole bar was full of Zhang Wei's face, and Curry Sauce could not be moved.
[Zi Qiao]: High! It's really high!
I praised Yifei and made her feel comfortable filming her. If Yifei knew that she would go to the bar to pick up girls from time to time in the future, Yifei would have to pay too much attention to her face today.
"Oh, it turns out that I'm wearing those glasses." Xia Yu saw Yi Fei's answer on the screen of his phone and nodded.
His eyes rolled, and an idea came to my heart. Xia Yu turned around and looked at Haitang, and smiled and said, "Lihua, your opportunity is here."
"What opportunity?" Haitang couldn't keep up with Xia Yu's brain circuit at all.
"Tsk, why don't you have any ideas at such a young age?"
"You mean, I will... not be able tonight! That's really a beast!" Haitang waved his hand wildly to express his rejection, blushing so much that he turned from a pear blossom poem to Shangguan Ziyi.
"Xiaoxiao suppresses her anger, what are you thinking?"
Xia Yu hooked his hand and asked Ziqiao to give him the phone. While editing the text on the phone, he said to Haitang: "Curry Sauce is wearing those glasses at the party later, so even if you go up and chat with him later, Curry won't recognize you."
Haitang got it and said, "You mean, I will pretend to be a handsome man passing by later, and then go and chat with Curry Sauce? Curry Sauce is wearing those glasses and can't recognize me, so I can do whatever I want."
"Well, it means almost the same." Xia Yu nodded and admitted Haitang's IQ.
At the same time, I sent the text message in my hand to Yifei, and first communicated with Yifei.
Yifei quickly replied to the message and she agreed to cooperate.
Curry sauce and crabapple are both their own cubs, so the fat water cannot flow to outsiders. And Yifei also eats curry sea sugar pie.
Yifei and Xia Yu planned to arrange the begonia and curry.
"Okay, go! Let's go to the bar now."
Haitang was shocked and said in a panic: "Ah?! So fast? Don't we need to prepare crystal shoes or pumpkin sedan chair?"
"Come on! Don't prepare blindly! The life of finding girls does not require rehearsal, it is broadcast live every day!"
"No, no! I have to change my clothes!"
Haitang quickly rushed back to his room to change his clothes, changed into a blue suit, and stood at the door in a sexy posture and smiled at the two of them, "What do you think of this one? Isn't it very handsome?"
Ziqiao and Xia Yu looked at each other and made an appointment to pick up the little crabapple and rushed to the bar.
Yifei was waiting next to the bar counter, but the curry sauce was not there.
Xia Yu took a few steps up and asked Yifei, "Where is the curry sauce man?"
Yifei shook her head and replied, "She said she was going to print something, but she didn't know what to print."
"Sister Yifei! I'm back!"
Curry Sauce hurried into the bar, and as soon as she entered the bar, her pace slowed down, and her eyes kept aiming at the handsome guy passing by.
She was still holding a stack of test papers in her hand.
The student Haitang was responsible for his duties, and he hid back when he saw the test paper. And when he saw the curry sauce coming, he hid even further back. He almost became a koala and was pulled behind Xia Yu.
Curry Sauce walked to Yifei, tried her best to suppress her hormone impulse, and whispered to Yifei: "Sister Yifei, there are so many handsome guys here!!!"
Yifei put her glasses on Curry Sauce's hand and earnestly rectify the wind and righteousness: "Wear glasses, don't look at her face. Are you clear?"
"It's clear!" Curry sauce is focused.
Zi Qiao pointed to the test paper on Curry Sauce and asked, "What is this?"
"I found the comprehensive questionnaire for testing boyfriend power from a blind date forum." Curry Sauce handed the test paper to Yifei.
Haitang's face was scared to death: "Listen! Do people say it?! You have to write test papers when you are in love? When will this become an exam-oriented education? Curry, do you want to ruin the human instinctive activity of dating?"
Yifei: "What do you mean?"
Haitang cried and said, "As the saying goes, the best way to destroy an interest is to turn it into classes and exams. This test paper is extremely sinful! I want to destroy it immediately!!"
[Haitang: I just used all my life to scan the questions on the test paper, and found that I can't even know any of the multiple-choice questions in the previous ones! In this way, I confessed to Pipi Shrimp!]
"Hey, calm down. Even if there is a test, there will be a make-up exam and a clean exam. The course of love is a lifetime, so you can learn it slowly."
Yifei stopped the irritable beaver online and started browsing the test paper curiously: "The first question is a situational simulation question. The wife has difficulty giving birth. The doctor asked you to protect the older or younger. At this time, your father and your mother jumped into the river. Your father forced you to protect the older, and your mother forced you to protect the younger. The first little question, how should you do it. The second little question, what is your relationship with your dad and your wife?"
Yifei finished reading the entire question, and everyone was shocked: "This is a question that comes out."
"This is not a question, this question is beyond the syllabus. Are you sure you want to use this test paper to take the exam? I would rather do math questions."
Xia Yu took a test paper and browsed the second question: "It's still a situational simulation question. You suspected that your wife had cheated on her and came to question her. As a result, your mother and your wife jumped into the water. At this time, a salesman asked you: 'Learn about swimming and fitness', and you went there. It turned out that the swimming and fitness club was a multi-person fully service club, and you were addicted to it. At this time, your wife found this place and found your sins. The first question: What do you want to do? The second question: How did your wife come out of the water?"
Curry sauce focused on the key points and said, "Use this paper to take the exam to ensure that it can filter 100% of scumbags. And it is also efficient."
Haitang: "It's really a drama in the city, and the mountain people laughed heartbroken."
"What does it mean?"
Chapter completed!