Chapter 596 The correct way to use glasses with average value
Meanwhile, next door 3604.
Yifei plans to come to 3604 to find curry sauce to talk about the small animal party at the bar tonight.
As soon as he opened the door and walked in, Yifei saw Curry Sauce laughing while watching a movie on the sofa.
"What movie is so funny? Love Apartment?"
Not. It's a famous horror movie.
The movie happened to be a terrifying clip. The ghost man with a hideous face and seduced face came to the door of a room and shouted: "litter pigs, let me e in! (Superman: Pigs, let me in!)"
Inside the door, a lonely, weak and helpless woman was lying on the wall with a self-defense knife.
The man outside the door took an axe and started smashing the door. The woman collapsed and shouted, "no!please!(No!)no!"
The axe smashed the door open with a long hole, and the width could barely fit into the man's head.
The man squeezed his head in, and his face was squeezed by both sides and showed a feeling of being squeezed in front of the screen.
The hideous face turned to see the swallow. The man saw his prey.
Green light appeared in the foraging eyes, and the man opened his mouth and said, "Here Johnny!!!"
"Puff hahahahahahahahaha!!!"
Yifei looked at Curry Sauce, who was smiling madly with a weird expression, and asked, "Would you laugh like this when you watch a horror movie?"
Curry Sauce didn't explain, so she handed Yifei another pair of glasses on the table: "Sister Yifei, let's go together." The practice came out of true knowledge. Let Yifei look at it and know why she smiled.
Yifei put on her glasses and sat with Curry Sauce to watch. Curry Sauce replayed the picture just now.
This time, the man became Zhang Wei who was everywhere.
Going to the door, he smiled at the woman inside the door with a fierce face, "litter pigs, let me e in! (Princess Feifei: Little Pig, let me in!)"
Seeing this, Yifei couldn't help laughing once.
Zhang Wei is still everywhere inside the door.
She was crushed by fear and collapsed, lying on the wall, holding the knife in her trembling hands. Zhang Wei's face was wrinkled into oranges by the fear in her heart, and Yifei and Curry Sauce looked hilarious again.
Zhang Wei started to smash the door with an axe.
The girl Zhang Wei inside was screaming and crying, screaming with hissing: "no!please!no!"
However, the door was still smashed open.
Zhang Wei incorporated his face into the crack that was smashed open and smiled at the female Zhang Wei: "Here Johnny!!!"
"Puff hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh, no, no, no, no, my stomach hurts. Tears come out." Yifei took off her glasses, covered her eyes and laughed and said: "It's obviously a scientific experiment, but you have made it into entertainment. Xiao Hei and Zhang Wei know that they are going to cry."
Curry sauce was also very happy, even though this was her nth review.
Pausing the 'horror funny drama', Curry Chan asked Yifei: "Sister Yifei, why do you think anyone wants to kill their wife and children?"
"I don't know, I might have met someone wrong. After all, many scumbags can't recognize them lightly in a day or two."
"For example, Brother Qiao?"
"Zi Qiao... A little white dragon in the waves has become a caring little puppy now." As he said that, Yi Fei felt a little moved and sighed: "I am very pleased. No matter how I say that, I also watched Zi Qiao grow up."
"Little White Dragon in the Waves? What is this title?"
Yifei frowned and thought for a while, and replied: "I don't know how the first four words came out, but I know the fifth word Dragon. Dragon is a lustful person."
[Zi Qiao: Let me explain to you the title of Xiaobailong in Langli. Yifei's answer is also an explanation, and there are many different opinions. According to my understanding, first of all, according to the Chinese sentence format, distinguish the attribution and subject. The attribution is Langli, and the subject is Xiaobailong. Young people like Wandering, so it is Wandering. Then, the subject Xiaobailong, which quotes the allusion of Journey to the West (?), and can gallop in minutes!]
"Sister Yifei, I always meet scumbags. What's going on?" Curry Chan asked urgently.
Hearing that it was such a major issue about the future of life, Yifei sat down seriously and said, "I will help you analyze and analyze, how do you usually choose a partner?"
Curry Sauce answered seriously: "First of all, look at the face and pick out the handsomest one in the crowd."
"Oh, the beauty party. Then what about?"
"Then we're together."
This bad answer made Yifei's face fall from a row of black lines, and she asked, "Did you not have some process? For example, chatting? Love needs to be discussed."
"When chatting, the other party is usually talking, and I usually only say three words."
Put down the three fingers that had just been raised, and the sound and emotion were performed live: "You are so awesome!! I don't understand!! I learned a lot again!! The other party will be very happy when he hears it."
Yifei hit her tongue unexpectedly and pointed the question straightforwardly: "You are a love method that only looks at the face and does not communicate! No wonder you have met many scumbags! The first step to eliminate scumbags is to not be confused by those beautiful skins or not knowing it?"
Curry Chan was forced to look wronged by Yifei's roar, and said, "As soon as I see the handsome guy, I can't control my eyes."
"This is human nature. I also like to look at handsome guys. It would be even better if Zeng Xiaoxian had a shaking face."
When Yifei said this, she looked a little guilty and glanced at the glasses placed on the table.
He moved his heart, picked up the glasses and handed them to curry sauce, and said confidently: "Don't you have these glasses? Put it on and look at Zhang Wei's face, you will definitely not be crazy!"
Curry sauce took her glasses and put them on, then looked at the Zhang Wei version of Johnny on the TV screen. I remembered that the men all over the world were all Zhang Wei's faces, and I felt that the world was gone.
"Sister Yifei, if you don't look at your face, you can't do anything."
Yifei was angry and shouted: "No one can do anything, you must take the initiative, ask questions boldly, understand the other party, and filter the scumbag! Also, you are not allowed to use your signature three-game sentence!"
If you don’t use that three-game sentence, what else can I use? Will you get a free sentence?
Curry Chan thought in despair and replied to Yifei: "Although my surname is Shi, I have a bad mind. This is really hard. Sister Yifei, please spare me."
"Hey, who said he wanted to stay away from scumbags? Forget it, I will accompany you at the party tonight. Be your wingman."
Yifei's own request was really embarrassing Curry Sauce. Anyway, she was going to the bar tonight to stare at the party, so she simply did a favor by the way.
Chapter completed!