Chapter 598 The exam is about to start, please confirm the discipline of the exam room
Looking at this test paper, Haitang felt a headache.
He never expected that this world was so cruel. He had to take the exam when he went to school, but even if he had to fall in love, he had to take the exam.
After skipping the first five scenario simulations and giving the question, Haitang turned his attention to the common sense question below.
"You give your wife lipstick, what lipstick will you give you? a, Givenchy lambskin.b, Givenchy calfskin.c, lbw big cowhide.d, Ji Cunxi small soap? What are these?! Does it have anything to do with boyfriend power? Xia Yu, brother Qiao and teacher Hu, I want to report that this question does not fall within the scope of this exam."
Haitang protested fiercely.
Curry Sauce said: "Of course you have to start with her lipstick when you understand a girl."
"Well, that's right, it makes sense." Yifei nodded in agreement and said to Haitang: "Can't you be unable to do it?"
The powerful eyes of suspicion and sarcasm fell on Haitang, and the young man couldn't bear it anymore and said, "Who said I was scared? It's just that these questions are not what I am good at. Let me take a look at the basic cultural questions."
As a result, after seeing it, Haitang was stunned again: "Please write out the names of the following four works according to the prompts: the kind master guides the gangster's path to study, the crazy stone, the inside story of the three major companies competing for the development rights of the Central Plains during my days in the underworld. What are these?!"
"The answer is the four great classics. Why don't you even know this? Haven't you read a lot of books on cars?"
"I'm learning five cars!" Haitang was suffocated, and he was actually despised by curry sauce!!!
Xia Yu and Zi Qiao exchanged their eyes. The two shook their heads tacitly.
The passing scores of this paper cannot be made by men.
Zi Qiao held back her impulse and wanted to start writing the paper to prove her own begonia immediately, and take it behind the scenes to do ideological work.
"Curry paste, love needs to be talked about with your mouth. The exam is unscientific and goes against the three views. Turning love into an exam will really cut off human reproduction." Xia Yu pretended to exaggerately want to scare the curry paste.
However, Curry Chan's brain circuit system automatically filtered the second half of the sentence she couldn't understand. She lowered her head aggrievedly and said to Xia Yu: "I'm afraid that others will tell me that my IQ will be low if I say three words to me. At that time, I will either be cheated or dumped."
Yifei wanted to say this too, but when Xia Yu mentioned it, she asked: "Do you have nothing else except for the third company? For example, talk about interests, hobbies, and ideals."
Curry paste took three seconds to put these three keywords in my mind and replied: "My interest is to eat, my hobby is to eat more, and my ideal is to... lie down when I'm full. Hehe."
Looking at Curry Chan's silly smile, Yifei wanted to curse. She has always been the most disgusting young people who have no energy or ideals all day long. She was wasted her great time on the bed.
For example, Yifei once taught a lesson to the Taekwondo class that was "not motivated (compared to Yifei), and Teacher Zeng, who looked down on the general plan at night, was to "watch TV and fall asleep while watching".
Xia Yu looked at Yifei's brows and his eyebrows were jumping straight into the tic toe and was about to get angry. He took a few steps back silently to avoid unintentional disasters.
Yifei gradually suppressed the anger in her heart and said to Curry Chan in a 'harmonious voice': "Curry, are you looking for a koala as your boyfriend in the future?"
"What is a koala, handsome?" very curry sauce answered.
Yifei hit the cotton like a punch, and even the curry sauce was so angry that it was exhausted.
He shook his hand and signaled Xia Yu to let him go. Yifei was tired and chose to be a drinking and eating melon crowd.
"Curry, according to my point of view, the effect is average."
Xia Yu simply clicked on his phone and found the answer.
"Here, you can find the answers online. You can cheat on the spot and copy the answers."
"Mom! It's really!! What kind of software is this so awesome! When I went back to do the adult college entrance examination questions, I also downloaded one!"
"Sakata Gintoki's little monkey search questions, Qiandu suddenly looks back at homework help, you deserve it." Xia Yu advertised seriously.
After a hard-core wave of advertisements, Xia Yu continued to say to Curry Sauce: "So don't use the exam, Haitang will not be able to bear it."
"What's the matter with Haitang?"
"Didn't Haitang help you to tutor the questions for the adult college entrance examination? You don't even do two more questions when you have time to give the test paper. Teacher Haitang must be so worried."
At the same time, Xia Yu also added in his mind: Moreover, Haitang, a teacher, can't do this question, so he can't pick up girls, and he is worried about the level plus!
"Oh, this is not a question for the adult college entrance examination, it has nothing to do with Haitang. Sister Yifei, can you help me correct the test paper later?"
Yifei asked, "You don't plan to use this test paper, are you? Didn't Xia Yu tell you that you can find it online, and it's one-star difficulty for cheating."
Curry Chan smiled, "Brother Xia Yu's IQ is so high that ordinary people will not have Brother Xia Yu's IQ, so they will not think of cheating."
After saying this, Xia Yu was helpless, and he had to say that he was very happy to be praised for his cleverness.
Giving Haitang a sympathetic look, Xia Yu simply became a Buddhist salted fish and sat on the bar to browse the remaining shocking questions on the test paper.
With the help of the boss's wife Yifei, the 100 test papers printed out by curry sauce were quickly sent to the top 100 men who were good-looking at the party. Haitang also took one to make it.
[Haitang: Oh, I hope I will die of old age and I will not bow in front of the carriage and horses. But it is impossible not to make it for the sake of the flower wine! I am the only one who promised to be a seat?! Why did there be more than 90 competitors at once?! I have to cross the single-plank bridge if I want to grab a girlfriend! It’s so difficult for me!]
Those who have finished the exam can hand over the test paper to Yifei and wait for the results.
Yifei took out 200% of the paper correction speed, and a red pen quickly stroked or crossed the test papers one by one, and then left a terrible score on the test papers,
Curry Sauce felt very distressed that the sifted test papers (shuai) were screened, and stacked the test papers that were sentenced to failure by Yifei into a stack. He said in great frustration: "Sister Yifei, there are already twenty test papers but no one has passed the test papers yet. Isn't it too difficult to get the questions?"
Yifei: "I have lowered the score line by 20, so wait a little longer. There will always be one."
Zi Qiao laughed and said to Xia Yu: "Facts have proved that there are many people with low IQ in this world. Nowadays, young people are not as good as me, Lu Xiaobu, who was one percent of my skills back then. No wonder single is the norm."
Xia Yu shook his head and ignored it. However, he also had a sarcastic smile on his lips.
Haitang came over with the paper and said, "I'm done. Teacher Hu, remember to give me a five-star praise."
"You didn't do the test papers for me, why do you give you a five-star review?"
Yifei took the test papers and put them aside, and continued to correct the test papers in her hand.
Haitang held the bar with one hand and said to the two: "I just discovered a very serious cheating phenomenon during the exam. The more handsome I look, the worse my character is. I followed a few of the most handsome ones, and I drove them away!"
Xia Yu and Zi Qiao looked at Haitang with a little surprise. He actually knew that he would knock out his love rival.
However, Haitang didn't think about Curry Chan's thoughts. When he heard that Haitang had driven away her handsome guy, Curry Chan wanted to go up and bit Haitang now: "Who told you to make the decision without authorization!!"
Yifei asked Haitang and helped: "Okay, okay, don't make a noise. I've changed one to pass, and it's still full."
Chapter completed!