Chapter 64: Two Monkeys Get the Exercises, Three Bitches Enter the Dynasty Song(1/2)
Let’s talk about Huang Shiren, after taking Wukong as his apprentice, he personally made the skin and tendons of the Kaiming Beast, the mountain-stained beast in Xi Kunlun, into a small short skirt of B-skinned tiger skin for Wukong to wear. Wukong was also overjoyed and was very satisfied with Lao Huang’s craftsmanship.
This monkey was wearing golden armor and was extremely majestic. She had a sexy short skirt under her crotch. It was really an inappropriate mix and match style, which was very eye-catching.
The master and apprentice drove their clouds and headed straight for the heaven and earth in Meishan. In a day, they arrived at the cave and summoned a group of brothers to drink happily.
The seven monsters in Meishan were amused when they saw Huang Shiren accepting such an apprentice. Only Jin Dasheng knew the details and whispered the source of Wukong. The other five monsters were so shocked that they never dared to underestimate the monkey again.
However, the eldest disciple Yuan Hong saw that although Wukong was of the same kind, he was overwhelmed by the limelight and was dissatisfied. At the banquet, the two guys stared at each other, and they were not convinced.
After eating and drinking, Huang Shiren returned to the cave to rest. After glaring for a while, he felt Meishan shaking. The sound of fighting outside was deafening. Tens of thousands of mountain monsters cheered and thundered. He couldn't help but wonder, walked out of the cave, Yuan Hong and Wukong above the sky
The fight is fierce.
The two monkeys are both the cultivation level of the Daluo Golden Immortal, one is the erect iron stick and the other is the Ruyi Golden Cudgel. They go back and forth, and the metal and iron roar, which makes the clouds in the sky collapse and the mountains on the ground collapse, making the killings of evil!
"Wukong, I am your senior brother, why do you underestimate me so much? What's the reason?"
"Bad brother! I only recognize my master. You have the ability. Let's talk about it if you hit me!"
"Look at my seventy-two changes!"
"Your mother! If you change again, is there any slutty bag with my little tiger-skin skirt??"
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The two guys fought and quarreled. The little demons at the foot of the mountain had never seen such a fierce fight, and they cheered and encouraged each other. Even the six monsters in Meishan were also huddled on the stone bet.
"Buy it will be free! Buy it will be free! Bet Yuan Hong's one compensation of three, and Wukong's three compensation of one!"
"I'll take Yuan Hong!"
"Damn, I think Goku will win!"
"I bet my elder brother, and the two monkeys are involved!"
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Looking at this scene, Huang Shiren was amused and crying.
In the sky, two monkeys fought fiercely, which was difficult to distinguish. They were also four spiritual monkeys. Although Yuan Hong’s cultivation was not as good as Wukong, he was eight.
Jiuxuan is already proficient in his skills, and his combat experience is rich, Wukong cannot do anything to him, and it is difficult to distinguish for a while.
"Damn it, it's not the style of my apprentice!" Old Huang looked at the two apprentices with red faces and a real sword and gun, shook his head, pointed and began to teach the secrets of fighting.
"Yuan Hong, you should have inserted your stick into Wukong's crotch just now!"
"Wukong, is the Ruyi Golden Cudgel in your hand stumped firewood?! It has become smaller and exploded Yuan Hong's nostrils!"
"Oh, if it were me, I should have a trick to steal peaches!"
"Bite him! bite his dick!"
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Yuan Hong and Wukong were both convinced by Huang Shiren's words. Under the guidance of Lao Huang, they changed their tricks one after another. They were all those bad hands. For a moment, the sky was in a mess and screamed in tears.
"No more fighting! No more fighting!" After doing this for a long time, Yuan Hong covered his nostrils that were poked and almost exploded.
"Let's talk about it another day." Wukong touched his dick so much that he sucked his nose.
The two fell in front of Huang Shiren, smiled and said in unison: "Master is such a good method. I only realized the true meaning of the fight today!"
"When you win, you will be a hero. Don't care about the tricks. The most awesome thing is to use a secret move to make a fool of yourself. This is the experience of fighting for the teacher. Ask a few uncles, when will you fight for the teacher and fight with bare arms?"
"Yes, yes, the big brother always comes to the mum when he fights!"
"I testify that my chrysanthemum has been blown up once!"
"Your master is not human, do you understand?"
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With the six monsters appearing to speak, Yuan Hong and Wukong listened with relish, and felt like they had an unprecedented baptism in their body and mind.
Looking at the two good disciples, Lao Huang thought to himself: These two guys are born with alien species. I will train them myself. In the future, they will be black and white impermanence. Isn’t it so exciting to knock on the door stick together?
Then he said to the two: "You come with your teacher."
Yuan Hong and Wukong followed Huang Shiren into the cave. Old Huang crossed his legs and two monkeys knelt in front of him.
"It is my fortune to accept you two. Now that the great catastrophe of the gods is about to begin, everyone is in danger under the saints. You two are my disciples, so naturally there will be no accidents. I will teach you this secret skill to you. In the future, I hope you two will regard you as brothers, don't fight in internal affairs, raise your slap, and be united in the outside world. Do you know?"
"Master, I'll listen to you!"
"Master, the eldest brother will be my biological brother in the future!"
The two monkeys nodded repeatedly.
"Yuan Hong, you are already proficient in the eight or nine mysterious skills, but your ability to resist strikes is a little poor. I will pass on my Nine Turns Mystery Technique to you. Practice it well and practice it into a golden body. That will be the immortal Xiaoqiang!" After saying that, he pointed his finger and sent the Nine Turns Mystery Technique to Yuan Hong's heart.
Yuan Hong had heard of this method as powerful as he was so happy that he screamed in surprise.
"Master, you can't be biased! Senior brother has obtained supernatural powers, so I must not miss it!" Wukong was anxious.
"You monkey head, okay, I will give you a bowl of water to the master. The eight or nine mysterious skills and the nine revolutions of mysterious methods are passed to you. The former is the magical power of the leader of Tongtian, and the latter is the unique skill of your master, Taoist Lu Ya. You brothers and sisters practice it carefully and show their magical powers to see who is making rapid progress!"
Lao Huang was not biased and passed on the eight or nine mysterious skills and the nine revolutions of mysterious methods to Wukong.
Since the two monkeys obtained this technique, they stopped fighting and disappeared. They each found a quiet place to practice hard.
Another month later, news came from Nuwa Palace: Nuwa's actions of summoning all demons from all over the world to ruin the great merchant country caused the Six Saints to gather again. After some discussion, the Six Saints acquiesced to Nuwa's approach, which was also considered as the official beginning of the great catastrophe of the Gods. They all went back to prepare and set up their own small plans.
Huang Shiren calculated that time flies, and the great catastrophe of God is about to begin in just ten or eight years. It is time for him to go to the Shang Dynasty to make a move.
On this day, Huang Shiren gathered all the monsters in Meishan and said his thoughts, and everyone supported them very much.
"I went down the mountain this time to do a big thing. My third brother and Wukong followed me, and the rest stayed in the mountain to guard them, practiced happily, and waited for my news." Huang Shiren gave the order, and the group nodded in agreement.
After choosing a good day, we drank the farewell wine and ate the farewell banquet, the demons were sent to the mountain pass, and they parted with Huang Shiren and the other two.
Not only did the demons return to the mountain, but Huang Shiren and the other two left the demons and took a path.
Huang Shiren turned over a big white horse, Wukong carried a stick and led the way with the reins. Zhu Zizhen was carrying a rake, wearing a white Taoist robe, with her breasts exposed, and swaying, which made Huang Shiren feel dazed.
I've got a scoop and another one to carry the load. I thought I was going to Journey to the West!
The three inferior guys didn't even go to the clouds and turned into the appearance of Taoist Yunyou to Chaoge. Although they were hard, they were free and easy. Especially Wukong, who had never seen this world. This one was strange and the other was rare. When he entered the market town, his thunderbolt face dress and his short short skirt of a tiger-skinned bag scared many people.
"Third brother, Wukong, it's better to be low-key when he entered the world. After all, I have aroused many enemies and have to change my new face." Huang Shiren felt that it was not a big deal to continue like this. He transformed himself into a old Taoist with white hair and hair. Zhu Zi really smiled and turned into a white and fat boy. Wukong had obtained the eight or nine mysterious skills, which was rare. He also turned into two children with sharp mouths and cheeks. The three of them looked at each other and smiled.
"Wukong, you'll put away your little short skirt with B's hair, too, it's so eye-catching."
"Master! You can do anything for me, but I can't take off this short skirt!"
"Why?!"
"Slutty! This is my logo!"
"Your mother! Let it go!"
"Thank you, Master!"
Three bitches were cheating on food and drinks along the way. On this day, I saw a big city appearing in front of me from afar. It was really bustling around the world, and it was Chaosong.
The three of them entered the city. Huang Shiren bought a small courtyard at a prosperous four-way intersection in the city. He wrote a few plaques himself, and asked Wukong to hang it outside the door.
Wukong got on, but he and Zhu Zizhen were inexplicably aware of it.
I saw that the first couplet read: You are your father, you are your mother, you are your whole family!
The second couplet says: Calculate your wealth, calculate your luck, calculate your future!
The plaque with the horizontal banner is four words: ten taels and one hexagram!
"Master, what are you doing?" Wukong couldn't help but grabbed Huang Shiren.
"Let's tell fortunes when you open a museum." Old Huang sat upright at the counter, looking like a fairy-like figure.
"Brother, you go down the mountain to do big things, just tell fortunes?!" Zhu Zizhen's chin was about to fall off.
"Then what do you think you are going to do?" Huang Shiren said with a wicked smile.
"I thought you were going to grab money and land to grab women!" Zhu Zi really thought he wanted to enjoy his life with his elder brother this time, but he was dejected when he saw the scene.
"I also want to grab money and land to grab women, but this is Chaoge from the Shang Dynasty, with hidden dragons and creeping tigers. If you are hard, you can go out and try it? You will be on the street even if it is not dark." Huang Shiren gave Zhu Zizhen a blank look.
"Master, you can't be a fortune teller, this is too much price reduction! It's not too bad!" Wukong said.
Huang Shiren smiled and said, "Wukong, this is a bad person in dealing with people. You have to learn more from my master. I taught you last time, what is the most important thing to go out and explore?"
“Master said that information is the most important!”
"By the way, I'll ask you, how can this information be obtained?"
"Just ask someone."
"One! What the teacher wants is big news, and there are all small people outside. Where can I ask?!"
"Then you can ask if you open a fortune telling hall?"
"You just wait and see how you are a teacher." Huang Shiren sat at the counter and fell asleep as if he was mysterious and mysterious.
This place is a lively place for Chaoge, with people coming and going. Huang Shiren's plaque was hung out, and the outside of the door was crowded.
To be continued...