Chapter 63: Enlightened Animal Rubber Bands, Qi B's Short Skirt(1/2)
On the Biyou Palace on Jinao Island, the leader of Tongtian Sect sat upright on the Nine Dragon Agarwood Chariot. Looking at the eldest disciple Dao Ren Duobao, his face showed a look of surprise and joy.
The troubles between Huang Shiren and Wukong, Dao Ren Duobao naturally gave the leader a clear explanation.
The leader of Tongtian was so amused that he heard that the monkey was good at making good moves and was happy.
After careful study, although the monkey was a monster created by Huang Shiren, it also had its own spiritual yang, which can be regarded as its own seed. The leader of Tongtian Sect is a saint, born with heaven and earth, and used all kinds of experience, but he had never tasted the taste of himself after sowing. He was really mixed with emotion.
It was complicated here when I saw the boy running in.
"Master Qibing, Huang Shiren brought a monkey and broke in."
"Bastard! It's so unreasonable!" Even if Yuanshi Tianzun came to Biyou Palace, he had to wait outside. This bitch is really lawless.
The leader of Tongtian sat upright and saw two guys swaying in.
Huang Shiren was so mean, the leader of Tongtian Sect was too lazy to see, but he saw Sun Wukong behind Huang Shiren, wearing a golden armor and purple crown, majestic, and the Ruyi Golden Cudgel in his hand was even more fierce and domineering. He nodded immediately: Damn, it’s my kind! Not bad!
The leader of Tongtian Sect was happy, but his face was as calm as water. He shouted to Huang Shiren: "You bastard, you have accepted the disciples, but you still don't leave quickly. Why are you looking for me??"
The leader of Tongtian is so smart that he can think of it with his toes and think about it. I am afraid there is no good thing for this bitch to look for him. He must be scraping the ground.
"Master, has this guy bullied you?!" Wukongtian was not afraid of the earth, and his relatives refused to recognize Huang Shiren. He had suffered from the Tongtian Sect Master. Seeing that Tongtian Sect Master was not good to Huang Shiren, the monkey got angry and suddenly became angry.
"Yes. This guy has not only bullied me as his master, but he also photographed me just now!" Huang Shiren smiled secretly.
Tongtian, Tongtian, I can’t beat you, but Wukong can’t beat you, can you do it?
"Ha! You old man! I caught me when I was born, and you bullied me. Today I don't hit you, how can I know how great I am! How can I know how great my master is! Let's take my blow!" Wukong spat out of his palm, rubbed it, lifted up the 13,500-pound Ruyi Golden Cudgel, and smashed it down with a whimper!
This stick can really make you beat the sky and smash the ground. The source of the stick is the ghosts and howls!
"This beast!" The leader of Tongtian was really amused and crying.
Huang Shiren didn't feel sorry for him after hitting him, but he couldn't do this monkey.
The leader smiled slightly, his arms were all over his body, and his big hand grew in the wind, holding Wukong and his people and his stick in his hand.
Although Wukong was very good, he was the opponent of the Tongtian Sect Master. His body was grabbed in the palm of his hand and could not break free. He shouted to Huang Shiren: "Master, I can't beat this old man, but what should I do?"
Huang Shiren ignored Wukong and said to the leader of Tongtian with a slutty smile: "Master, do you really have the heart to do it?"
The sound was sarcastic, and the Taoist Duobao next to him was puzzled.
The leader of Tongtian Sect smiled bitterly and let go of Wukong. Wukong was about to be in trouble again, and was stopped by Huang Shiren.
"Master, this old man is so stupid, I can't swallow this if I don't knock him."
"It's nothing. You can't beat him now. When you have a better life in the future, it's not too late to do him!"
"Yes, then I owe this stick first."
Two bitches sang and reconciled, and the leader of Tongtian Sect had smoke from seven orifices.
"Master, I have something to ask you for trouble..." After getting Wukong over, Huang Shiren raised his face and smiled brightly at the Master.
"Stop it! There is no magic weapon! There is no immortal pill!" The leader of Tongtian waved his hand quickly.
Huang Shiren snorted coldly and said, "Look at you, you are stingy, I didn't say I want magic weapons and immortal pills."
Hearing this, the leader of Tongtian breathed a sigh of relief. Damn, as long as you don’t have magic weapons or magic pills, and don’t scrape the ground, everything is easy to say.
"What's wrong with you?"
"Wukong, tell him!" Huang Shiren yawned and found a chair next to him to lift the corpse.
Who was Wukong afraid of? When he walked to the leader of Tongtian, he pointed to the leader of Tongtian and said, "You old man, my master just gave me a treasure, but I think that Master's fiery red Taoist robe is too slutty, and I also want something to be slutty. Master said you have something. I'll give it to Grandpa if you know what you are. Otherwise, I'll show mercy."
Huh, well said. Tongtian, your seed is called grandpa in front of you. I think you can deal with it? Huang Shiren threw the eyes of Wukong with praise, and Wukong became more and more arrogant.
Your mother! Your mother’s legs are you! Call me grandpa in front of me? Without me, where did you come from?
The leader of Tongtian was full of fire, but he couldn't say it. He was like a coptis chinensis, so he had to endure it and said to Wukong: "What is the slutty thing you said?"
Goku rolled his eyes: "How do I know!? Do I still ask you? You **!"
My god, your mother! The leader of Tongtian’s eyes rolled, and he really wanted to make this guy with a slap!
Huang Shiren is so happy.
The leader of Tongtian endured his infinite anger and looked at Huang Shiren. There was no way, he could not do anything about his own seeds, so he could only deal with Huang Shiren.
At this glance, Lao Huang seemed to have fallen into an ice cave. He knew that the leader of Tongtian was really angry. If he continued like this, he would be a little bitch. He quickly started to laugh and said, "Master, Wukong's request is very simple, is it just a slut? His clothes and armor are all good things. You have a lot of things, so I'll find a slut for me, and I'll make him a small dress and mix it up."
The leader of Tongtian thought about it, took out something, and threw it to Huang Shiren.
Huang Shiren took it and saw that this thing was a colorful tiger skin, with thousands of auspicious energy and thousands of golden lights, and a real treasure!
"Good! What kind of skin is this? It looks like it is a tiger skin, but it is definitely not an ordinary big insect!" Huang Shiren stuck out his tongue and thought to himself.
The Tongtian Sect Master saw Huang Shiren as if he was a local bun, and smiled and said, "This is the skin of an enlightened beast."
"Kai...Kaiming Beast?" Huang Shiren almost fainted when he heard this!
As a Taoist priest in his previous life, he read the "Shan Hai Jing" and the "Shan Hai Jing·Hai West" records: "
The southern abyss of Kunlun is three hundred feet deep, and the body of the enlightened beast is large in size, with nine heads, all of which are human faces, and they stand on Kunlun in the east." It is said: "The Xu of Kunlun in the sea is in the northwest, and the capital of the emperor. The Xu of Kunlun is eight hundred miles in a magnitude and ten thousand feet high. There are wood and wheat on it, five long and five circumferences. There are nine wells, with jade as the threshold. There are nine gates on the surface, and the gate is guarded by the enlightened beasts, and the place where the gods are located. In the rocks in the eight corners and the Chishui River, no one can climb the rocks in the hills without Ren Yi."
This enlightened beast is the Kunlun Mountain Mountain-Standed Divine Beast, the ancestor of all mountains. It has a tiger body and a human face, a nine-headed golden spirit, and is staring at Kunshan.
, intimidate Bai Ling! It is definitely the most famous ancient divine beast in the world!
How did he be dominated by the Tongtian Sect and even peeled off!?
"This evil beast was spoiled by Yuan Shi, and even I didn't take it seriously. In anger, I was killed by me. I peeled my skin and soaked my cramps and drank it. It tasted pretty good." The leader of Tongtian's Sect said with a relaxed tone, as if this matter was no different from killing a chicken for him.
"This skin is colorful and can be as strong as water and fire. It not only meets the requirements of your apprentice's sausage, but also is a magic weapon to save your life." The leader of Tongtian Sect added.
If it were Huang Shiren, the leader of Tongtian would never have taken it out. However, Wukong was extraordinary to him. Giving him this thing can make him safer in the future.
"Good baby!" Huang Shiren nodded, looked at the leader of Tongtian and said again: "Master, do you need needles and threads for this clothes? I just need to make do with my Wukong and Ruyi Golden Cudgel. I don't have threads, you have to give it to me."
"Shameless." The leader of Tongtian waved his hand and flew out a secret bag and fell into Huang Shiren's hand.
"This is the strongest immortal tendon in the body of the enlightened beast, and can be used as thread."
"Not bad, not bad! Haha, leader..."
"It's gone. If you want it again, I'll slap you to death!" Master Tongtian glared.
"Really, I don't mean that. What I want to tell you is Nuwa's business." Huang Shiren knew that he couldn't get it out, so he quickly changed the topic.
"Nuwa? What's the matter?" The leader of Tongtian was also stunned.
This guy's thinking is too leaps.
Huang Shiren talked about his recruitment in Nuwa Palace in detail, and the leader of the Sect was stunned.
"Master, this is the thing. I guess King Zhou must be the trick of the Western Sect. Now your two senior brothers are trying to hack you, and there are those two Western Sect guys, you have to be careful."
The body of the Tongtian Sect Master trembled slightly, facing the West, silent.
After a long time, the leader of Tongtian said coldly: "I will deal with this matter. However, you need to be more careful if you want to travel around and destroy it."
"You know my good at this time. Don't worry, if I can't beat it, I will run away. If I can't run away, will there still be Wukong?" Huang Shiren patted Wukong on the shoulder and smiled at the Tongtian Sect Leader.
That means, please be smarter for me. Your seed is my apprentice. If I die, he will not be able to get better.
"That's it! Master, don't be afraid. Wukong is here, so you will never hurt a single hair." Wukong raised his head to the sky, not knowing that he had been sold by Huang Shiren.
The leader of Tongtian was so angry that he was so angry that he had nowhere to vent his anger: "Huang Shiren, if you make me sad, I will definitely let you live and die!"
The leader of Tongtian Sect Tianyan was furious. He had never seen Daobao before.
Who is this monkey? Master is so afraid!? The Taoist Duobao was so depressed that he was about to go crazy.
"What are your plans now?" said the leader of Tongtian.
"I don't have any plans. I just like the excitement. Next, I plan to go on a walk in Chaoge, travel, and see the scenery. I will have a good time." The bitch said.
"If you want to live and die, let me get out!" The leader of Tongtian waved his sleeves, and Huang Shiren and Wukong were blown away!
There is a mountain outside Jinao Island.
The moon shines brightly, the stars are dotted, the mountains and forests are quiet, and the earth is sleeping.
Above the top of the mountain, on the side of the bluestone, a monkey stood in front of the sky with his hands forked, and a Taoist next to him was holding a needle and thread in his hand, touching a piece of tiger skin and muttering: "Wukong, do you like pants or skirts?"
"I don't know, Master is the decision."
"The skirt is good! The skirt is so cool, right?"
"The disciple thinks so too."
"Okay! Then just the skirt... Goku, how long do you want the skirt?"
"How can I know? Master makes the decision!"
"Is it okay for you to make a small short skirt with a slim tiger skin for you?"
"Master, what is Qi B's tiger-skin short skirt?"
"This... you were born too short, and you didn't understand it even if you said it. In short, this is the most cool work in the world! An essential equipment for a slut."
"Okay, just be together. I like it."
To be continued...