Chapter 64: Two Monkeys Get the Exercises, Three Bitches Enter the Dynasty Song(2/2)
Countless people laughed at this awesome couplet.
"Damn, this Taoist priest is crazy about money! Ten taels of money! There are ten taels of silver, I will buy ten acres of good land and marry a woman to live a good life!"
"That's right, this Taoist is so shameless!"
"Who is going to tell fortunes when you are sick!"
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The common people say everything, and there are even those who spit at the door, pick their noses and even blow their noses, but Lao Huang is neither shy nor annoyed.
Wukong was wearing a tiger-skin short skirt and stood at the door in high spirits to welcome guests. He thought that he was the customer, but he thought that no one came in except for scolding and watching the fun.
In a blink of an eye, more than half a month passed, and one person passed through ten or ten times. Half of Chaoge City knew that there was such a funny Taoist priest. Every day, people watched the fun, but half of their legs did not step into the threshold.
"Master, you say it depends on your methods, and everyone comes to tell fortunes for half a month. I am really idle. What should I do!" Wukong scratched his ears and his head, so anxious.
As I was talking, I heard a panic outside the door.
"My mother! Why is Liu San coming!"
"I guess I'm here to pick up the benefits!"
"That Taoist is going to be in trouble!"
"I deserve it!"
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"Who is the fucking restaurant? I asked you Grandpa Liu if you didn't! I'm going to die for me, I'll treat you to the hob noodles!"
Outside the door, a strange scream like a ferocious spirit came.
Chapter completed!