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Chapter 92 Pig-headed monster is also crazy

When the golden sunlight shines from the sky, the blue sea water slowly surges on the beach. On the endless silver-white beach, a few seabirds circling freely, looking down at the uninvited guests below, making crisp calls from time to time.

"Where am I...?" Wake up from the chirping of the seabirds, Lin Taiping sat up dizzyly, looking around at the completely unfamiliar environment. In his last consciousness, he only remembered that the horn released a black hole, rolled everyone in the bathroom, and then arrived at this place.

"I think that should be the magic portal that comes with the horn, which teleports us to an unknown island." A confused voice rang out, and Christine pulled Ye Ge and stood up. As for Tulu next to him, this guy was unfortunately on the ground when he landed, so he was still lying in the sand pit and trembling with depression.

"Portway?" Lin Taiping couldn't help but be surprised. The horn gave him too much surprise. First, the image of the Pighead Monster building a huge ship, and then this extremely rare high-level magic. Perhaps this is just the beginning, and there are more secrets waiting to be excavated.

However, it is meaningless to discuss this now. The most urgent thing to be put in front of everyone is to know where you are and how to leave here and return to Ivory Island.

"I don't know, I just hope this is not a desert island." Christine shook her head in confusion, but subconsciously shivered. The gods are above. If unfortunately, this is really an unmanned deserted island far away from the navigation route...

No! Thinking of the tragic scene of drilling wood to make fire and roasting bird eggs to hold the cave, Tulu couldn't help but wail, and Ye Ge couldn't help but change his color slightly, almost instinctively turning his head: "Lin, tell me what should we do next?"

"Well..." Lin Taiping touched his chin and thought seriously with a serious face. "What should I do next? I haven't considered it clearly yet, but I know that there is something urgent to deal with now, and it's urgent to get angry."

What? Christine and the others were surprised and their eyes were wide open in an orderly manner.

"What do you think?" Lin Taiping coughed a few times with a strange face and slowly lowered his head, "What, I am very loving to the Celestial Beach, but are you planning to see me running like this?"

Very very powerful, a cold wind whistled by. Everyone looked down neatly and looked at Lin Taiping, who was left with only a pair of pants on his body. You know, before being caught in the time and space gate, he was about to take a hot shower...

In fact, the night song next to her was not much better. The only thing that is thankful is that before entering the time and space gate, she quickly grabbed a white bathrobe, which avoided the fate of spring.

You know. It’s the biting cold winter now, and on the desolate beach, the cold sea breeze whizzes by, Ye Ge can’t help but sneeze: “Ah Yeh. I suddenly feel that I’m going to catch a severe cold again… Well, why do I say again?”

It would be fine if she didn't sneeze. After sneezing like this, Lin Taiping felt his teeth trembling and immediately decided to leave here wisely: "Okay, everything can be placed behind. I just hope that there are people living on this island, or that they can meet a few generous black bears and lend me their coats."

What can I say? Christine and Ye Ge can only follow behind helplessly and walk towards the woods by the beach. Tulu followed behind stupidly, and did not forget to ask: "Lin, I don't think those bears are willing to lend you coats."

"They know, they will definitely do it." Lin Taiping grabbed a few handfuls of grass and wrapped them around him to make do with it. "If they don't want to borrow, I will hit them until they are willing to... lie down!"

Without any warning, he suddenly lay in the bushes in an instant. Tulu was a little stupid and could not react, but was pulled to the ground by Christine and Ye Ge. The four of them lay there quietly, holding their breath and staring ahead.

There seemed to be nothing in the fog in the distance, but soon, there were chaotic and noisy footsteps, mixed with the sound of metal impact.

Not long after, amid the noisy and noisy curses, hundreds of pirates suddenly appeared upstream of the Tamsui River. These desperadoes waved their scimitars and advanced loosely, cursing and cursing, like a black colony of man-eaters, gradually approaching the shallows.

Damn it, why are there pirates here? Lin Taiping and Christine looked at each other and could feel the shock in each other. Could it be that we are really so good that we are teleported directly to the pirate's base camp?

"No, this is not the base camp of pirates." Ye Ge noticed the strange situation in the distance with the amazing vision of the dark elves. "Look at it, the pirates look like they are looking for something?"

Yes, as Ye Ge said, these pirates seemed to have just landed on Shanghai Island. Judging from their appearance of spreading the grass everywhere, they seemed to be looking for something, but the question is, what kind of thing is worthy of their mobilization?

But this is no longer important. What is important is that the pirates are getting closer and closer. Christine and Tulu look at each other and suddenly have a very bad premonition. Lin Taiping made a gesture of not making any more noise, signaling everyone to try to hide their traces and make plans first.

After a while, the vicious pirates had arrived at the shallows. The scar-scared man who led the team looked around and cursed with depression. He then jumped into the cold and bone-blooded river: "Shut up, hurry up and cross the river, and then search separately to see if there are any people on this island... who? Get out of here!"

Had he been discovered? Tulu subconsciously wanted to rush out, but was pulled by Lin Taiping. Ye Ge even walked around, covered Tulu's big mouth, and pointed to the river bank opposite.

The sound of sniffing came from the opposite side of the river bank. In the warm noon sunshine, a large group of ugly and strange dark creatures crawled out of the bushes in a mess, shaking forward while yawning and stretching, not caring that they had been completely exposed.

Puff! In an instant, when I saw these strange creatures clearly, whether it was the pirates who were about to cross the river or Lin Taiping who was hiding in the distance, they suddenly turned into human-shaped fountains very neatly.

There were at least fifty or sixty strange creatures gathered together in chaos, with a fat body that looked extremely bloated. He walked with a sturdy breath... Of course, this is not the point. The real point is that these guys were all wearing a fat pig head, looking like they had escaped from a pig farm.

"Uh, who can tell me what race is this?" Lin Taiping touched his chin speechlessly, looking at the unknown creatures swaying with pig heads. Somehow, he suddenly thought of the pig he saw in the horn image.

"Damn it. This is a pig-headed monster!" Tulu suddenly twitched, rolled his eyes and complained desperately: "I saw the undead, why are there pig-headed monsters on this island? The God of Darkness is here. I hate these guys who are so stupid that they don't even have a brain and have not taken a bath for several years that they are stinking all over their bodies!"

Well, no wonder Tulu had this reaction. In fact, no race would have a good impression of the pighead monster. This creature is said to be a branch of orcs, but does not inherit the powerful combat power of the orcs. Instead, it gathers a lot of shortcomings, such as laziness and deliciousness, such as greed for life and fear of death, and such as being outrageously stupid...

What? You ask how stupid they are? Let me put it this way. Someone once made a magic device that tests IQ, and when the pighead slave put his head into the device, the device immediately protested angrily: "Warning, warning. Please don't put the stone in!"

Because of this, the Tartars, who also belong to the orc branch, did not admit that they were distant relatives with the Pighead Monster. In Tulu's words, I would rather run to fight with the God of Light than fight with the Pighead Monster, because the combat power of these guys is simply scumbag, and they are so stupid that they can't even tell the difference between the enemy and me.

And now, these pig-headed monsters that are collectively despised by all races actually appear on the other side of the Tamsui River.

In the cold wind of the cold winter, they yawned lazily, with only a few rough bark wrapped around their fat bodies, shaking, and waving all kinds of rusty and worn weapons in their hooves... Then what, if a big rice spoon is also a weapon.

Not only that, I don’t know if my mind is getting into the water. Seeing that the pirates are attacking in large numbers, these stupid pig-headed monsters were not alert at all. Instead, they were swaying proudly on the other side, waving weapons to the pirates to demonstrate. There was a guy in the middle screaming strangely: "Super food, hand over, women, hand over, gold coins, hand over."

What can I say? Lin Taiping looked at the scene from afar and was completely speechless. This fully verified the famous saying that if you don’t die, you won’t die.

In fact, this is indeed a way to die. Hundreds of pirates were stunned at first, and then they all laughed sarcastically. The scared man who led the team waved his hand: "Two minutes, kill all these idiots, leaving only one live question."

Without any objection, hundreds of pirates jumped into the river with a long howling. They waved their scimitars with ferocious faces and rushed to the other side with a fierce look, like a group of hungry wild wolves pounced on sheep.

In less than ten seconds, before the pirates rushed to the river bank, the unlucky Pig-headed Monster tribe completely collapsed. But just as they were about to escape, a few of them were particularly fat, but suddenly took out their dirty short trumpet instruments and blew them desperately with red faces.

In this unrhythmic noise, the pig-headed monsters who were about to collapse suddenly regained their courage and lay neatly on the ground, exerting the energy of being pious and admiring, screaming: "Ah! Unparalleled Lord Pig Instein, please use your evil wisdom comparable to the gods to eliminate these stupid, barbaric, rude and backward humans!"

I fell! Whether it was the pirates who had just arrived in the middle of the river or Lin Taiping in the bushes, they all staggered. Tulu opened his mouth in a mess in the wind: "What, did I hear it wrong? Those pig-headed monsters actually despised the pirates and said that they were stupid, savage, rude and backward?"

No one answered this question, and everyone felt that there was something wrong with their hearing, but at this moment, Ye Ge suddenly pointed with a strange look on his face: "Wait, look at that!"

At this moment, accompanied by the messy cheers of the pighead monsters, the dense forest in the distance suddenly separated from left and right. Amid the shouts of horror, six relatively strong pighead monsters, carrying a bed board decorated with flowers and fruits, walked out shakingly.

In an instant, hundreds of pairs of eyes gathered on the bed. What's more precisely, it was the unknown creature gathered on the bed. After a few seconds of strange silence, everyone present had the same questions.

"Uh, I'm seeing the undead, that guy is... a pig-headed monster?" (To be continued, please search Piaotianwen, the novel is better, updated and faster!
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