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Chapter 93 The Great Pig Einstein

What kind of image should the pighead monster be?

In everyone's conventional impression, this stupid and lazy dark creature should be wearing a drooling pig's head, wrapped in a tattered tree bark, and has not taken a shower once every ten years, and its body emits an unpleasant stench... just like the pig-head monster tribe in front of you.

However, at this moment, amid the cheers of the pighead monsters, there was a strange pighead monster that completely subverted everyone's impression. It was carried by six relatively strong pighead monsters and slowly appeared-

It was completely different from its kind. This black and fat pig-headed monster sat on the ragged bed with his head held high and his chest held high. His left hooves were clamped with a very thick alchemy book, and his right hooves were raised high with a proud golden hat on the pig's head, which was very high and very high, so high that it was enough to fit it into it.

This guy is also a pighead monster? Whether it is the pirates in the middle of the river or Lin Taiping who are observing behind, they can't help but wipe their eyes hard. So, are we hallucinating?

It turns out that none of this is an illusion!

Amid the cheers and music of the pighead monsters, the pighead monster wearing a golden hat held its head high and looked at the pirates with contempt, like a giant looking down at a group of ants: "Well, you stupid, savage, rude and backward creatures dare to disturb my great and evil scientific experiments, which is simply unforgivable!"

Great? Evil? Scientific experiment? A group of pirates were completely stunned when they heard it. The scared strong man who led the team almost threw away all the battle axes. He was stunned for a long time before he said straight: "You...you are..."

"I don't even know me?" The leader of the Pighead Monster snorted coldly, pushed the golden high hat that was about to fall, and his face was full of pride. "I heard it clearly, I am the greatest evil alchemist in the history of the Pighead Monster tribe. He is extremely intelligent and comparable to the gods. He can easily destroy the entire world - Pig Instein!"

With a bang, at least a dozen pirates staggered and fell down, and the gods were on the top. Have we heard it wrong? From when, the pig-headed monster who was so stupid that he couldn't even tell the difference between the east, south, west and north, dared to claim to be an alchemist, and it was the kind of evil darkness that wanted to destroy the world?

"Oh huh huh huh, are you scared and shocked?" Seeing the strange reactions of the pirates, Zhu Instein became even more arrogant and waved his hooves with a majestic face. "Silly humans, why don't you kneel down and beg me for forgiveness. I swear with my smartest and most evil head in the world. If you don't kneel down within three seconds, I will make you all become..."

Go to die! Only the ghost is in the mood to listen to a pig-headed monster nonsense. The pirates who came to their senses looked at each other and suddenly howled sharply and rushed forward fiercely.

"Silly! So stupid!" Totally ignoring this threat, Pig Instein shook the pig's head gently and looked at the pirates with that kind of pity and sympathy, "Well, since that's the case, I'll let you fools with IQs of less than sixty. See my great and evil invention-"

Before he finished speaking, a group of pig-headed monsters suddenly chirped and screamed, and somewhere to turn out the small black iron ball. He threw it high with all his strength.

Boom! Hundreds of iron balls that soared into the air suddenly exploded, and the light green viscous liquid splashed everywhere, almost covering the entire river bank. Dozens of pirates rushing in front didn't have time to stop, and rushed into the green mucus in a daze.

Damn, what is this?

In an instant, these pirates suddenly found that they were stuck to the ground. No matter how hard they tried, they could not take a step forward, and they could not even lift their feet.

"Treep, tremble with admiration in the face of my great and evil invention." Zhuinstein laughed proudly, then raised the alchemy book again, and waved it with confidence. "This is just the beginning. Let me see clearly with my eyes wide open. Next is my latest magic musket shooting."

No! The moment he heard the word magic musket, the pirates suddenly turned green.

But nothing was useful. Dozens of pig-headed monsters turned around and ran into the bushes. When they ran out again, each guy had a painted black metal tube in his hand... There was no formation, no orders, they loaded magic crystal fragments in a mess, and then pulled the trigger in a hurry.

Bang bang, bang bang bang, bang bang bang, amid the continuous shooting sounds of fried beans, the chaotic pirates either could not move or were blocked by their own people, and suddenly became living targets for magic musket shooting.

After a burst of shooting, amid the pirates' screams, the gray-brown fog rose into the air, covering the entire river bank, and the scenery could not be seen clearly between two or three meters.

In fact, even Pig Instein himself was choked and coughed repeatedly, but this did not prevent it from laughing proudly, "Oh huh huh huh, you idiots with IQs of less than 60 are simply...just...uh?"

As the smoke gradually dissipated, after seeing the scene opposite, the originally complacent pig Instein's face suddenly became dull, his smile was frozen and his whole body was trembling. His plump pig's head was so red that it was almost smoking.

Yes, even though they were hit by a volley of muskets, none of the hundreds of pirates fell down. In fact, even they themselves were incredible. They lowered their heads with a blank look on their faces and looked at the dense lead bullets embedded in the leather armor. It is no exaggeration to say that the power of these lead bullets is so weak that they are tickling even if they hit the skin directly.

"How could it be? How could this happen?" A large group of pig-headed monsters were still holding muskets stupidly. Pig Instein opened his mouth in amazement, and suddenly screamed hysterically, "This is impossible, this is impossible, how could my great invention go wrong? I clearly did everything according to the book of Alchemy."

Screaming in anger and fear, it opened the thick alchemy book directly and trembled and flipped around: "Yes, the manufacturing process is correct, the formula is correct, the whole step is perfect, and even the barrel has passed..."

Only the ghost knew what it was talking nonsense. The pirates who reacted had already launched a counterattack. Except for the dozens of unlucky ghosts in front of them who were stuck with mucus, the other pirates successfully climbed the river bank and rushed up fiercely.

Just one charge, and before the pirates approached, the trembling pig-head monsters completely collapsed. They threw down their broken weapons, hugged the pig-head and ran away with their pig-heads. Some were directly drilling into the bushes, some rushed into the pirate group and fell into the trap. There were also a few genius guys who were digging holes there, intending to seize the time to bury themselves in...

"Come back, come back. Come back!" Pig Instein stood on the bed and jumped his feet desperately, and the pig's head was waving the alchemy book with anger with a red head. "You cowards are actually afraid of those idiots with an IQ of less than sixty. With my great invention, what's there to be afraid of..."

Before he could finish his words, even the six strong pig-headed monsters carrying the bed board ran away. Pig Instein screamed and fell to the ground. Although he was covered in mud, he still held the golden high hat on his head and held a heavy alchemy book. He turned around and ran away surrounded by dozens of pig-headed monsters.

As it turned out, this approach was extremely stupid. The tall golden hat was like a firefly in the dark, so conspicuous that it could be seen clearly hundreds of meters away. So in just a moment, Pig Instein followed a large group of vicious pirates. He chased it and burst into tears and was frightened.

This is also a battle? In the bushes in the distance, the four-person group watched speechlessly. Tulu couldn't help but roll his eyes desperately: "You moo. I swear with my favorite horns and four stomachs that I will never cooperate with the Pighead monster on the battlefield in my life, which is no different from killing myself."

"That's not necessarily. Maybe you will cooperate with them soon." Lin Taiping smiled and touched his chin, looking at the battlefield on the other side that was already in chaos. "Okay, it's our turn now. Don't ask me why. In short, we have to save these pig-headed monsters!"

Are you kidding? Tulu whined with a twitching face, but Lin Taiping obviously didn't intend to give it a chance to complain, so he kicked it out of the bush: "Go, the brave young man of the Niutao tribe, go conquer the world and save the pighead monster!"

I am not a teenager! Tulu roared angrily, picked up a big tree as thick as a bowl, ran away with a roar, and rushed directly into the surging Tamsui River, bringing out a large scattered wave of water.

This vicious momentum immediately attracted the attention of the pirates on the other side. Dozens of pirates turned their heads in surprise, and their faces were distorted and retreated: "Damn it, why is there one here..."

Boom! What answered them was the thick tree trunk swept towards them. Tulu rushed into the pirate group with resentment and anger. He waved the scimitar from all directions, and roared violently with red eyes, and launched the whirlwind slash that he had just learned recently.

The black air wave rose out of nowhere with it as its core, turning into dozens of howling tornado hurricanes, sweeping wildly across the surroundings. The terrifying impact force generated by the hurricane swallowed all the pirates around. In just one moment, more than a dozen pirates were crushed into pieces of flesh and blood.

Damn it! The terrified pirates retreated in a hurry, chasing Pig Instein's scarred strong man with a blue face, turned his head and roared angrily: "Idiot, what are you afraid of? That's just..."

Boom! This time, what answered them was the whistling and falling magic crystal shells!

Magic crystal shells falling from the sky slammed heavily into the dense group of pirates. The black mudslides rolled into the air. Under the impact of the overwhelming air waves, dozens of pirates screamed and flew backwards, their mouths spurted blood and broken their ribs, and they had already fainted before they landed.

But this is just the beginning. Christine waved the magic crystal naval gun and rushed towards him like a heavy bulldozer. Her long red hair was flying in the wind, and the dark magic crystal naval gun swept across the board. With the power of one person alone, nearly a hundred pirates were defeated.

No! Finally realizing that something was wrong, the strong man with scarred cursed unbearably, abandoned Zhu Instein, who was so close to him, raised the huge black battle axe, and turned over and rushed over with a fierce look.

Under the bright red blood light, his body made a harsh rattle, expanding rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye. This is a violent force unique to the berserkers-

"Damn bastard, I want you to know, who angered a berserker...uh?" (To be continued...)
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