Chapter 91 You push me or I push you
As the sunset gradually set, the Ivory Evening Newspaper, which had been noisy all day, finally returned to quiet. The merchants who had obtained the agency rights gradually dispersed. The gentlemen of Jin Kedo who had obtained the implanted advertisements were also satisfied. Even the dancers who rushed in indignantly said goodbye after receiving the promise from the girl on the cover of the next issue.
Of course, saying goodbye is a farewell, but before leaving, the large group of beautiful dancers still waved their handkerchiefs and said pitifully to Lin Taiping: "Dear Lin, you can check our preparations at any time, at any time."
"Thank you, but I'm not a person." Lin Taiping was so moved that he burst into tears. He saw another group of dancers rushing over with murderous intent. He immediately slammed the door. After thinking about it, he moved two tables to put them on the door.
Then, the whole world was clear. In the empty hall, only Christine and Ye Ge were still calculating their income carefully. Christine almost fainted when she was halfway through. She finally took a deep breath, and then she barely kept calm and raised her head: "Boss, do you want to know how much we have made in total?"
"I don't want to, I'm afraid I will faint." Lin Taiping wisely refused, thought for a while and added, "However, I really want to know how long it will take for us to buy a large warship at the current rate of making money."
"Well, I'm afraid it won't work within one or two months." Christine thought seriously, "It's not a matter of money. Boss, you know that warships are different from milk powder and diapers. It's impossible to buy them at any time when you go to the store. Even if we place an order from those shipyards now, it may take half a year to complete the construction."
This is the truth. Lin Taiping could only sigh helplessly, and then turned around and left irresponsibly: "Okay, in short, all these things are left to you. My current task is... to take a shower!"
Shameless, shameless. Christine was full of resentment behind her, but Lin Taiping had long run so hard that he could not even see the shadow. He fled directly into his president's office. Based on the principle of fake public welfare for personal gain, he set up a large bathroom here for swimming. Now it is time to come in handy.
"It's so hard, making money is so hard." He sighed with blood. He lazily untied his clothes, and while taking off his clothes to a point where only a pair of pants remained, he opened the bathroom door and walked in. "I don't know how long it will take to do nothing. Every day, just sit there and drink coffee and see the beauty, you can see gold coins pouring in like sea water... My fork!"
There was no warning. In the steaming bathroom, Ye Ge was lying lazy in the wooden barrel, supporting his delicate and charming chin, looking at him with bright eyes like water, and his smooth and pink shoulders were exposed in the air. The pink tongue turned gently, licking a few drops of soapy water at the corner of his mouth...
What's going on? What's going on?
Lin Taiping was stunned. The first reaction he then was to pick up a piece of soap as a weapon to defend himself: "Wait. I'm obviously in the room, why would you... OK, what do you want to do? And you want to retort me to have a baby?"
"How could it be?" Ye Ge couldn't help rolling his eyes and looked at him with a smile, "Dear, can't you see that? Am I here to repay my life-saving grace?"
What kind of grace should I save? Lin Taiping was stunned for a long time, and finally remembered that when he was fighting with Black Thorns last time, he seemed to have been in front of Ye Ge, but it has been a long time... Please, sister, we are all adults. If you want to reverse the situation, just say it clearly, don’t use any bloody excuses to repay kindness.
"I'm really here to repay your kindness." Ye Ge suddenly put away his smile and showed a very serious expression. "Lin, if you hadn't been in front of me at that time, maybe I'd have turned into a corpse, so no matter what, I'll repay you. Our Dark Elf Clan is not willing to owe others favors."
Well, she suddenly became so serious, and Lin Taiping was a little uncomfortable: "Repay kindness? Are you sure? Okay, how are you going to report it?"
"Well..." Ye Ge smiled and supported his chin, gently licked his pink cherry lips, and his soft breasts hidden underwater were faintly visible, making people unable to look away, "I thought about it, in order to repay your life-saving grace, I decided to let you push me down once, and they will never resist."
Puff! Lin Taiping spurted blood out in one mouthful of pain. Stop joking. What kind of reward is this? You and I will push you down. After all, it is all about having children. What is the difference between yarn?
"Of course there is a difference." Ye Ge nodded seriously, "I will push you down, and the child will take my surname from now on. If you will push me down, and the child will follow yours... Hey, hey, I haven't finished talking yet?"
Tell me you, you're so big! Lin Taiping immediately decided to flash the door, but the problem was that before he could rush to the door, a dagger flew over and stabbed heavily on the door frame.
With a bit of redness on her charming face, Ye Ge slowly stood up with her eyes flowing. Under the dim light, her perfect body was faintly visible in the hazy mist. Her slowly stretched her pink legs and jade arms, and her fair skin slightly exposed showed infinite temptation and beauty.
I'll take a break! Are you really here?
Lin Taiping couldn't help but take a few steps back. Looking at the beautiful beauty getting closer and closer, he suddenly felt his breathing became rapid: "Hey, hey, don't come over. If you come over again, I will really eat you completely and then flash it directly, making you cry too late."
"Well, let me cry." Ye Ge leaned gently on his shoulder, his posture was extremely impressive, but his face was serious, as if he was discussing scientific experiments. "Do you know? According to the historical materials of this clan I have checked, the 12th of each month is the best time for our dark elves to reproduce, so..."
Bang! The bathroom door that was hidden in vain was suddenly pushed open heavily. Ye Ge, who was defenseless, suddenly exclaimed and was directly beaten behind the door.
"Boss!" Christine rushed in with a flushed face, not realizing how bad it was to disturb people's bathing. It was not until she saw Lin Taiping wearing only a pair of pants that she suddenly let out a light whistle, showing a little embarrassed expression.
"One more?" Lin Taiping couldn't help but burst into tears. "Christine, don't tell me that you are here to repay your kindness."
"Repay kindness? What kind of kindness?" Christine blinked her eyes silly, but then raised her ears thoughtfully, "Huh? I seemed to hear Ye Ge's voice just now. Is it an illusion?"
"What do you think?" A weak voice came from behind the door. A gust of cold wind blew, and the door creaked slowly. Ye Ge, who was standing behind the door, was photographed as a paper man, slowly slipped on the floor, with several red marks printed on his right face.
Why, why, why, why, every time I succeed, I am always interrupted for no reason... Woooooo, I just want to have a baby, just want to have a baby, why do I have to make it so difficult?
Poor child! Lin Taiping looked at her sympathetically, then turned his head seriously and looked at Christine who was surprised and wide-eyed: "This is very complicated to explain, so let's talk about why you suddenly rushed in."
"Yes, yes." Christine was immediately taken apart and took out a manuscript from her arms with excitement. "Boss, didn't you say before that I asked me to go and search for the erudite to translate the text on the horn? Just now, the erudite came to me and said that he had translated the text, which was an ancient pig-headed strange word, meaning..."
"Pig Head Strange Words?" Lin Taiping was a little surprised and took the manuscript. After thinking about it, he took out the horn from the space ring and compared the two words side by side. "Well, let me see, the real meaning of this word is - evil knowledge, a great power to conquer the world..."
Boom! There was no sign. Just as he read this line of text, the entire horn suddenly vibrated violently, and silver-white light ejected from the horn, like a slowly unfolding painting, extending to both sides, and finally transformed into a huge picture of light and shadow.
What happened? What happened? Aroused by this momentum, Tulu, who was having dinner downstairs, rushed up. Just a few seconds later, when he saw the light and shadow in the bathroom, he was immediately full of strange faces and speechless-
Well, who would have thought that in this magnificent and magnificent light and shadow scene, what appears is not a mysterious miracle scene, but... it is... a pig's head!
That's right, it's a pig's head, a huge living pig's head. This guy is wearing a golden hat, staring at his two copper bell-like eyes, whispering white air, and his mouth is stuffed with food like a bottomless pit, opening and closing, speaking strange words, and occasionally spewing food residues.
Silence, strange silence, the whole bathroom suddenly became so quiet, Christine and Ye Ge looked at each other in surprise, Tulu stuffed his hooves into his mouth. Is there anything wrong? We spent so much effort and finally opened this mysterious horn, and finally just watched a pig perform to eat?
"I think this guy is very suitable for braised." Lin Taiping held his chin speechlessly and looked at the huge pig head that was still eating. "However, a pig can speak and wears a golden hat. This is really..."
boom!
Without any signs, the silver-white horn in his hand suddenly vibrated again, and the black light surged out like a tide, suddenly turning into a huge black hole, swallowing the entire bathroom in an instant.
In an instant, with the flash of the black hole, everything in the bathroom, including Lin Taiping and Christine, disappeared without a trace, as if it had never existed.
The cold wind blew, the door swayed gently, and a group of taurens and dark elves rushed up from the downstairs. After a few seconds of silence, the screams suddenly echoed throughout the evening newspaper-
Chapter completed!