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Chapter 797 You are really a big star (2)

He Xiangdong also explained to him: "This is a great writer from the Northeast."

Xue Guo was completely dissatisfied: "What a literary master? Do you recognize words? I just compete with these people. If I lose, I still learn to bark by puppies?"

He Xiangdong also said with a sensation: "This is literature."

Xue Guo was speechless: "You are not very good, what a destructive literature."

He Xiangdong said vaguely: "Okay, but no matter what, you are a big star, and at your level you must be a first-line star."

Xue Guo was very modest: "You dare not be a first-line star."

He Xiangdong said: "Subway Line 1."

The audience was amused.

Xue Guo was stunned: "Are you an artist from Line 1?"

He Xiangdong said: "Yes, it's not common on the subway. I just sing a song and ask for money with a broken bowl."

Xue Guo waved her hand: "Don't let the first-line artists do this, this is not very good at all."

He Xiangdong said: "This is all a joke. You are a real big star. The artists compete in the end with culture. Fame alone is not a skill, but culture is a skill."

Xue Guoying said: "Yes."

He Xiangdong turned to Xue Guo and said, "Like you, you are a truly educated person."

Xue Guo said: "Then I'm just aware of idiom spinning?"

One sentence made the audience laugh.

He Xiangdong said: "That certainly won't be possible. You can write poetry. You are a great poet. The poems you make are sensational in the literary world."

Xue Guo became interested: "That's it."

He Xiangdong took out the fan, poked it forward, wrote as a pen, and was still chanting the poem with pride: "The wind blew and the Yishui was cold, and the hero would never return once he left."

Xue Guo was still happy and said to the audience: "Hey, look at our knowledge."

He Xiangdong tapped the fan twice and said, "When the person is in the west, I will let you kiss you enough."

Xue Guo was shocked: "Ah?"

The audience laughed.

He Xiangdong also said: "This is knowledge."

Xue Guo was dumbfounded: "This is still knowledgeable. You can make three fried dough sticks in a day when you are frying the door of the broken poem."

He Xiangdong also explained to him: "You don't understand this because of your knowledge, right? But if you say the most amazing thing, you have to say the painting you made."

Xue Guo was stunned: "I can still paint?"

He Xiangdong said: "That's right, this is ability. When others paint in paintings, they are all people painting mountains, waters, and you are different. Every painting of yours has profound meanings."

Xue Guo was surprised: "Wow, this is really capable."

He Xiangdong took the fan as a brush and drew it bit by bit: "You pick up the brush, dip it ink, and draw it on the best rice paper produced in Huizhou. You pick up the brush and draw it. There are two white pigeons on it and a dead sheep under it."

He Xiangdong threw the fan and raised his head, and was extremely arrogant.

Xue Guo asked, "There are two pigeons above and a dead sheep below. What does this mean?"

The audience was also puzzled, looking at He Xiangdong, and there were still many people who were thinking about it.

He Xiangdong nodded with his finger: "Listen, there are two pigeons above and sheep that have been dead underneath. The two pigeons are pigeons, and the sheep below dies."

After saying that, He Xiangdong was so arrogant that he started to look up.

Xue Guo started to think about it on the stage.

After the audience was stunned, the audience burst into laughter.

"Ah..." The boo broke the sky.

He Xiangdong on the stage was still using his figure.

Xue Guo finally understood and grabbed He Xiangdong: "You can't broadcast it, this TV station is recording videos."

This sentence came out, and the audience laughed again.

The TV crew also smiled bitterly, and they had already prepared to delete it.

Gao Bingsheng was also laughing and applauding, but he didn't mind He Xiangdong's burden at all.

On the stage, He Xiangdong turned around and said, "How could it not be sown? The pigeon represents peace, the dove of peace. The sheep below represents people. People without peace will die. What can't be sown? What do you think is?"

Xue Guo couldn't even say anything when she was choked.

"Ah..." There was another booing sound in the audience.

Xue Guo touched her nose and said embarrassedly: "I thought she was eating mutton."

"Ah..." There was another booing.

He Xiangdong laughed: "The thinking of big stars is indeed different from that of our normal people."

Xue Guo waved her hand and said, "Go."

He Xiangdong continued: "What I just talked about is your achievements in the literary world."

Xue Guo complained: "What a breakthrough achievement."

He Xiangdongdao: "But if you want to say something really amazing, you have to say your achievements in our entertainment industry."

Xue Guo said: "I still have the ability in the entertainment industry?"

He Xiangdong nodded and said, "That's certainly. There are no such things in the entertainment industry that you are not good at. Singing, dancing, doing variety shows, shooting TV series, making movies, and not what you can't do. Not only that, you are also a pioneer in the anti-Korean industry."

Xue Guo was stunned: "Resist the cold? Am I going to support the snow disaster?"

He Xiangdongdao: "No, resisting Korea, it means resisting the Koreans."

Xue Guo didn't understand: "Anti-Koreans?"

He Xiangdong said: "Koreans are amazing. Isn't there that saying, the world belongs to you, the world belongs to us, and sooner or later the world belongs to Koreans."

Xue Guo was startled: "Wow, is it so amazing?"

He Xiangdong said: "That's right, Koreans have the universe in mind."

Xue Guo said: "The stick is so amazing."

The audience laughed.

He Xiangdongdao: "So you have to fight against South Korea."

Xue Guo said: "Then I have also contributed to the country. How did I resist South Korea?"

He Xiangdong rolled up his sleeves and said, "Just beat Ya Ting directly."

Xue Guo was stunned: "Just hit someone directly?"

He Xiangdong said viciously: "No one can stop the big star from martial arts. The girl's fist, the widow's scratching can't kill the girl."

Xue Guo frowned and said disgusted: "What kind of martial arts are these?"

He Xiangdong said: "This means you are amazing. You are as famous as you, as good as martial arts, and so well-educated as a big star, so you are so popular with women."

Xue Guo looked like a pig brother: "That's right, I'm so embarrassed."

"Hahaha..." The audience laughed out loud.

He Xiangdong was amused by Xue Guo. He curled his smile and said, "Although many women love you, you have to choose. You are a big star. You really look down on ordinary people."

This sentence came into Xue Guo's heart, and Xue Guo immediately said, "That's right, I'm not a casual person."

"Ah..." There was a boo.

He Xiangdong also said: "Yes, if you want to like it, you have to like the best one."

Xue Guoyi covered her face: "It's so shameless."

"Ah..." The audience was almost disgusted with death. They had never seen Xue Guo like this before.

He Xiangdongdao: "You like older mature women."

Xue Guo nodded and said, "The older ones can take care of others."

"Ah..." The booing from the audience almost drowned Xue Guo.

He Xiangdong also smiled and said to the audience: "Each carrot and vegetables have their own preferences. Some like younger ones, and some like older ones."

Xue Guo nodded and replied: "Yes."

He Xiangdong continued: "A first-line star like our Teacher Xue Guo, he likes mature women."

Xue Guo said: "If you are mature women, just mature women, don't always mention big stars."

He Xiangdong said, "Teacher Xue really loves mature women. He can't do anything. Whenever he has time, he goes to the square to find mature women."

Xue Guo frowned: "Ah?"

He Xiangdong said loudly: "Everyone of the mature women in the square is sixty."

The audience laughed wildly.

Xue Guo was stunned: "This is not a mature woman, it's enough to be my aunt."

He Xiangdong said naturally: "You are so good at this, you are giving me nicknames and pushing you to the madman."
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