Chapter 796 You are really a big star
Some people have said that all encounters in the world are reunions after a long separation. This is the first encounter between He Xiangdong and Gao Bingsheng.
Although Gao Bingsheng plays an important role in the crosstalk world and He Xiangdong is now the most popular crosstalk actor, it is the first time these two have seen each other.
He Xiangdong turned his head and looked at Gao Bingsheng. Gao Bingsheng also happened to meet He Xiangdong's eyes, and his eyes met, but unfortunately there was no spark of love.
Gao Bingsheng nodded slightly at He Xiangdong, and the smile on his face became even more intense.
He Xiangdong also smiled.
I didn't know that I thought these two were reunited by old friends.
He Xiangdong's eyes did not stay on Gao Bingsheng for too long, and then he turned his eyes to the audience again.
After taking a look at the audience, he said, "It's almost ten o'clock, and it's still full of fun. This is true love to listen to crosstalk."
Xue Guo also said, "This is all about complimenting us."
He Xiangdong continued: "The last show was a crosstalk between our Teacher Hou and Teacher Shi. Both of them are old artists and they said very well. Let the two gentlemen go down and rest. This show is replaced by us, let us tell you one."
Xue Guo nodded: "It's our turn."
He Xiangdongdao: "When you get on stage, you still have to introduce yourself first."
Xue Guo said, "Will you still introduce me this time?"
"Haha..." The audience burst into laughter.
He Xiangdong was also laughing, and he said to the audience: "So when you listen to our crosstalk, you have to listen from the beginning, otherwise you don't know what others are laughing at."
There were really many people in the audience who were inexplicably surprised. They didn’t know what others were laughing at. These people were all late and didn’t catch up with the beginning.
He Xiangdong didn't explain much, but said to Xue Guo: "Don't worry, I'll give you a good introduction this time."
"Haha..." Xue Guo sneered twice.
He Xiangdong gently patted his chest and said, "My name is He Xiangdong, I am a primary school student in the crosstalk world."
Xue Guoying said, "You are polite."
He Xiangdong showed a kind smile and pointed at Xue Guo with his left hand.
Xue Guo smiled at the time. He wanted to introduce himself. He had just opened his mouth and was about to respond twice.
Who knew that He Xiangdong immediately took his hand back and said, "So, this crosstalk is important, four subjects..."
Xue Guo was stunned on the spot at that time.
The audience laughed at this.
He Xiangdong was still there and said with a gaze: "Oh, these four subjects are important to take off your shoes and sing."
Xue Guo grabbed He Xiangdong with one handful of words: "Stop taking off my shoes, I can smell the stinking here."
Xue Guo was really excited today and kept making up for the burden, and the audience was so happy that they were all over the audience.
He Xiangdong was still puzzled: "Why are you pulling me?"
Xue Guo stared at her eyes and said, "What are you doing? What do you think I'm doing? It turns out that you just pointed at me and didn't plan to introduce me at all, are you?"
He Xiangdong also asked back: "No?"
Xue Guo sprayed: "Nonsense."
He Xiangdong scratched his head and said, "I don't care, right?"
Xue Guo was unhappy: "I have something to say, if you come up with two people, you have to introduce them."
"Okay." He Xiangdong said: "This is Xue Guo... Teacher Xue Guo."
Xue Guo was satisfied this time: "Hey, that's right."
He Xiangdong said: "Actually, there is no need to introduce you. Everyone knows that you are a star."
Xue Guo waved her hand and said politely: "You don't dare to be a celebrity."
He Xiangdong said, "You are welcome, no, you are such a big star."
After a few words at the beginning, you will be in the official position immediately. You are such a big star.
This is a new crosstalk.
Xue Guo was a little flattered: "Wow, am I still a big star here?"
He Xiangdong said: "That's right."
Xue Guo said: "The crosstalk industry is in a downturn now. It is not easy for me, a crosstalk actor, to become a big star."
He Xiangdong said, "No, no, no, you are not just involved in crosstalk."
Xue Guo said in surprise: "I'm still crossing the border?"
He Xiangdong said: "That's right, you are like our movie emperor Chu Qing, who is acting in movies; we Director Feng, who is the director of movies and TV shows. For example, Andy Lau, who is the superstar of film and television songs, which is even more amazing."
Xue Guo was still happy: "What about me?"
He Xiangdong pointed at him: "You are the whole person."
Xue Guo was puzzled: "Full live?"
He Xiangdong said: "Yes, you can come from all over the world, you can fly a plane, you can drive a tank when you go down the ground, and you can drive a yacht when you enter the sea. Film and television songs, morality, intelligence, physical fitness, aesthetics, chanting poems, playing the piano and singing songs, helping the old lady cross the road, and grab children's candy to eat, you won't be able to do it."
Xue Guo was scared: "I am so capable."
He Xiangdong said: "That's right, just take literature as an example. You are a great cultural person. You just like to compete with those famous writers and poets all over the world. Whoever loses will learn from the puppy."
The audience laughed.
Xue Guo frowned: "Ah? What kind of writer is this so unlucky."
He Xiangdong said: "This is about your knowledge, this is a competition for literati."
Xue Guo clapped her hands: "That's fine, then what are we comparing?"
He Xiangdong said loudly: "Idiom's dragon."
Xue Guo was stunned when she heard this: "Is this world-famous literary master who is famous all over the world playing this broken game?"
He Xiangdongdao: "Although the game is simple, it is not easy to play it well."
Xue Guo replied: "Okay."
He Xiangdong said: "Take a word and start playing idiom series. A group of great writers thought of it from morning to night, and finally came up with a word, heart, heart of heart."
Xue Guo complained: "What a bullshit literary master, just this broken word, you still have to discuss it for a day?"
He Xiangdong said: "This is culture. You can see the word "heart" so good. You have to be careful when doing literature, right?"
Xue Guo said docilely: "Okay, come quickly."
He Xiangdong rolled up his sleeves, as if he was a butcher slaughtering a pig: "A great writer stands up here, opening his mouth means a word, and his heart is in harmony."
Xue Guo pondered: "Yin, this word is really hard to follow."
He Xiangdong said to him: "You see, you have learned it?"
Xue Guo nodded: "It's true."
He Xiangdong said to the audience: "If we put this on us ordinary people, we may not be able to get it right, but they are different. They are great writers. As soon as they finished speaking, they immediately stood up and met each other with each other's hearts. Hey, simple, seal, seal, seal, seal thief is the father."
"Ah?" Xue Guo was stunned.
After He Xiangdong spread the cushion, he shook out such a burden and the audience burst into laughter.
He Xiangdong continued to work hard and continued: "Father, father, father, father, and father are in trouble; harm, harm, harm, what do you think."
The audience burst into hilariousness.
Xue Guo quickly pulled He Xiangdong, and he was in a bad mood: "Wait a while, what a great writer, the whole room is full of Northeast flavor."
Chapter completed!