Xue Guo asked, "How did you know that you can build a radio station? What foundation do you have?"

He Xiangdong replied: "I have a radio at home."

Xue Guo opened her mouth and squirted: "What's this matter?"

He Xiangdongdao: "I mean I can do a good radio station."

Xue Guo said docilely: "Okay, then what radio station are you planning to build?"

"Just call He Xiangdong Radio Station." He Xiangdong learned the broadcasting accent: "He Xiangdong Radio Station and He Xiangdong Radio Station are now broadcasting for you."

Xue Guo said to the audience: "This is the beginning."

He Xiangdong continued: "The play channel of He Xiangdong Radio Station is Fm9981, Qiqi54:33."

The audience laughed out loud.

Xue Guo stopped He Xiangdong: "With your math level, don't work on the radio station."

He Xiangdong smiled and ignored him. He grabbed the folding fan in his hand and continued to say loudly: "It was the first program just now, and now the second program is broadcast to you."

Xue Guopeng said: "There are two more sets."

He Xiangdong said loudly in a broadcasting voice: "Please distinguish between the first and second sets of programs. The first set is Durex and the second set is Jieshibang."

"Ha ha……"

"Alas……"

The audience laughed and started to cheer.

Lan Bo also laughed loudly, his face red.

Xue Guo sneered twice, and when the audience laughed apart, he said, "Your show is safe enough."

After saying a word, the audience who had just stopped laughed out loud again.

He Xiangdong was also smiling and looked at Xue Guo. Xue Guo was so excited today, and he attacked repeatedly.

He Xiangdong continued to say: "Now we are broadcasting the first program for you. There is a Hong Kong star named Andy Lau. He is from Jiangmen, Guangdong. He was born in the New Territories of Hong Kong. He is a superstar in film, television and music. Many works are widely circulated, such as "Forget Love Water".

Xue Guo responded: "Yes."

He Xiangdong said seriously: "Okay, please enjoy the Xihe drum version of "Forget Love Water" sung by Andy Lau."

A word came out and laughed again from the audience.

Xue Guo was completely confused: "Andy Lau can still have the Xihe drum?"

He Xiangdong ignored him and took the fan in his hand and started knocking on the table. This was just a drum and an arrow. At the same time, He Xiangdong passed the strings in his mouth: "Clang chlang drip, clang drip..."

After the eyes of the pen, He Xiangdong sang the Forgetful Water with the tune of Xihe drum: "I used to... I was young... I love to pursue my dreams..."

Finally, there is a nasal sound.

There were laughing and applauding in the audience.

To be honest, He Xiangdong sang it really well, and the sings of the Banyan tunes were also correct, but they were so familiar with Wangqingshui. As a result, He Xiangdong sang it with the tune of Xihe drum version. Why did they just want to laugh so much?

He Xiangdong continued to sing: "I just want to fly forward, traveling thousands of mountains and thousands of waters, all the way... that's... not returning, give me a glass of love-forgetful water, hey, I'll change my whole life... that's not sad."

"Okay..." There were really applause.

He Xiangdong turned around and continued to knock on the table, crossing the strings in his mouth: "Clang chlang, clang chlang."

Xue Guo complained: "What's this called?"

He Xiangdong turned back and said shamelessly: "Okay, thank you for your encouragement."

Xue Guo rolled her eyes: "Who encouraged you?"

He Xiangdong ignored him and continued to broadcast the radio: "Dear listeners, the pace of winter is getting farther and farther away, and the pace of spring is getting closer and closer. As soon as I took off my cotton pants, the spring girl came."

"Ha ha……"

"Alas……"

Everyone laughed crazy in the audience.

After being stunned, Xue Guo said, "Then you must be the girl Chun who saw first."

After one sentence, the audience laughed even harder.

The crosstalk that He Xiangdong said is called "Learn Radio", which is a traditional joke. It is also a joke that tests skills. This joke requires crosstalk actors to have good imitation skills and have a lot of knowledge.

There are many programs on the radio, some are talking, some are singing, some are funny, you have to be able to come. People with average skills can't really keep an eye on this job.

He Xiangdongxue Radio Advertisement said: "In this season when everything is revived, please choose Xueguo brand underwear and Xueguo brand underwear, which is more numb, spicy and more enjoyable."

Xue Guo was dumbfounded: "Is this going to eat spicy hot pot?"

"Haha..." There was another laughter in the audience.

He Xiangdong smiled and continued to broadcast the radio station: "Dear listeners, we just received a letter from the audience."

Xue Guopeng said, "Oh, the audience has written to you."

He Xiangdong spread the fan open as a letter and said, "Hello, radio anchor, I am a retired cadre, my surname is Yu Xiulian, and my son is Xue Guo, who is telling crosstalk in Xiangwenshe."

"Hmm?" Xue Guo was stunned and quickly stopped He Xiangdong: "Wait a minute, my surname is Xue, why is my father's surname Yu?"

He Xiangdong said, "It doesn't matter."

Xue Guo stared at her eyes: "It's a saying that she got the surname Xue."

He Xiangdong: "Okay okay, your surname is Xue, this is a letter from Mr. Xue. Hello, radio host, I especially like traditional Chinese folk art, so I hope that the radio can often broadcast some musical species that are on the verge of losing, such as "Prostitute Sighs Yourself", "Brother House Sorrows Autumn", etc.."

"Hahaha..." The audience laughed.

Xue Guo was also impressed: "We are old men, but we are not old."

He Xiangdongdao: "In addition, my program is for my neighbor Aunt Zhao on demand."

Xue Guo gave a thumbs up: "Look at our old man's popularity."

As soon as the bag turned over, the audience couldn't stop laughing.

He Xiangdongdao: "The father of the crosstalk actor Xue Guo, who just now broadcasts the "Prostitute's Sadness" program for his neighbor Aunt Zhao, is not in stock."

Xue Guo stopped him and said, "If there is no, there is no, don't always get me up. My popularity is not that good."

Today, Xue Guo was very excited. She changed her past normal behavior and took the initiative to turn over several burdens in succession.

He Xiangdong said: "Okay, let's see the letter from the next audience."

Xue Guo held it and said, "One more is here."

He Xiangdong spread his fan as a letter and said, "The next letter is from the listeners He Xiangdong and Xue Guo."

Xue Guo said: "This is ours."

He Xiangdongdao: "The two listeners, He Xiangdong and Xue Guo, asked to broadcast the crosstalk between He Xiangdong and Xue Guo, on-demand."

Xue Guo was stunned and cursed: "Hmm? Don't you be shameless? Order your own?"

There was laughter again in the audience.

He Xiangdong used the method of talking about advertisements to say crosstalk: "Dear viewers, today we will tell you a crosstalk. What should I do if I have hemorrhoids? Please use Zhang Xiaoquan scissors produced by Wang Ermazi. Once you cut it, you will never get it."

"Ah?" Xue Guo screamed in surprise.

He Xiangdong said: "Okay, listeners, the crosstalk has been played."

Xue Guo was in a bad mood: "What's this? Why did it finish playing?"

The audience in the audience was so happy that they couldn't do it. Even the cameras who came to record were shaking, and the cameras carrying their shoulders were shaking, and the scenes were trembling, and the directors were cursing.

He Xiangdong said loudly: "As a northerner, don't you like to eat fried noodles?"

Xue Guo asked in confusion: "Is this an advertisement for fried noodles?"

He Xiangdong continued: "When eating fried noodles, can you leave yellow mayonnaise?"

Xue Guo asked again puzzled: "The advertisement of Huang Jian?"

He Xiangdong said again: "When eating fried noodles, don't you need to order soybeans?"

Xue Guo was confused: "What kind of advertisement is it?"

He Xiangdong ignored him and said, "Don't you need to order cucumbers when eating fried noodles?"

Xue Guo nodded and understood: "This is an advertisement for cucumber."

He Xiangdong said again: "When eating fried noodles, don't you need to order a yellow plate?"

"Um?"

"Hahaha..." The audience laughed wildly, and they didn't expect that this would happen.

Xue Guo was in a bad mood. He stubbornly squirted and sprayed: "Who needs yellow slices when eating fried noodles?"

After the bag was over, the audience burst into laughter again.

He Xiangdong used the typical three-turn and four-turn techniques in crosstalk, and he laid the foundation for the burden of shaking three times before shaking. Xue Guo also got beautiful, and finally turned it over.

As a result, the audience laughed and burst into laughter.

This passage is really a model for textbook versions, and these two people are really amazing.
Chapter completed!