Chapter seven hundred and ninety second my mother
The audience in the audience exploded directly.
The colleagues from the entertainment industry who came were also shocked.
Even the leaders who came were stunned.
No one expected that this would happen.
Even Xue Guo, who was standing aside, was stunned.
He Xiangdong's mind was blank. Even though he was so verbally speaking, he couldn't speak for a long time. Three thoughts popped up in his mind, "Who am I?", "Where is this?", "What am I doing?"
The little girl who forced her kiss He Xiangdong showed a very happy and successful expression at that time.
He Xiangdong was even more confused. I went there. Am I being molested? Am I, a ten thousand-year-old hooligan, still being molested by others?
The little girl put her hands on He Xiangdong's neck, leaned on He Xiangdong's shoulder, then stretched out her hand to make a victory gesture, and looked at the audience with a smile.
He Xiangdong looked at it sincerely. Someone was taking a camera in front of the stage and was photographing her. This was just a group.
After the filming was finished, He Xiangdong finally came to his senses. He whispered to the girl: "Okay, okay, go back quickly, you'll lose your seat."
Seeing that the goal had been achieved, the little girl didn't stay on stage for too long, she went down happily.
At this time, there were many gifts in front of the stage. At that time, many people were ready to go on stage and kissed them. There were several men, especially a big man with a beard, who was licking his lips.
He Xiangdong was sweating coldly. If he had kissed him, he would not be able to survive.
He Xiangdong quickly took two steps back and ran to the back, leaving Xue Guo alone there to attract the war.
Xue Guo took the gift, then stepped back, stood inside the table, looked at He Xiangdong and asked with a smile, "Man, how does it taste?"
Just this sentence made the audience burst into laughter.
"Ah..." The sound of cheering was about to explode.
He Xiangdong's mentality has settled now. He touched his face, sucked the taste, thought for a while and said, "I haven't tasted it, otherwise I'll have another bite?"
Well, the old gangster is back.
The audience laughed and started cheering: "One more."
The girl was so obedient. She stood up immediately and ran forward.
He Xiangdong's face turned green and he screamed strangely: "My God."
Turn your head and run away.
"Hahaha..." The audience was almost laughing and fell to the ground.
This is too funny.
This time the girl didn't run to the stage and was stopped by the police. This kind of big performance was maintained by the police. Besides, there were also big leaders today, so there were quite a few policemen on the scene.
The girl did not pass the barrier successfully, and the police did not make things difficult for her. After saying a few words, she persuaded her to go back.
He Xiangdong also came back while wiping his cold sweat.
The audience laughed even more crazy.
Qiao Yu of Huantian Media is the organizer of this commercial performance. He is afraid something will happen next. If the audience runs to the stage later, it will be fun.
He discussed with the theater and asked the two people to hang up and secretly withdraw the two steps. Anyway, they were caught up and not long.
The two sides hit it off and immediately removed the steps.
He Xiangdong finally breathed a sigh of relief.
He Xiangdong came back and stood in the position. Xue Guo was still jokingly asking him: "Oh, man, have you scared away?"
He Xiangdong said: "There are so many people here, it's inconvenient. The girl will go to the hotel to find me later. My room number is..."
"Ah..." The audience made disgusting voices one after another.
Xue Guo was startled and stopped him: "You can calm down, there are still reporters here."
He Xiangdong stammered his neck and said with confidence: "What's wrong with the reporter? Do you want to join us?"
"Wow!!" Xue Guo screamed in surprise and quickly pushed He Xiangdong away. It was no longer reasonable.
The audience laughed out loud.
He Xiangdong smirked a few times and came back. He took the initiative to make up for it: "This is all a joke, don't take it seriously. In addition, this forced kiss is also my favorite of us, and I also want to kiss Teacher Xue, but I have to criticize you."
Xue Guo asked curiously: "What's wrong?"
He Xiangdong said heartbrokenly: "You don't think you are dirty either."
"Ha ha……"
Xue Guo was stunned: "Ah?"
He Xiangdong smiled and said, "But, that girl ran twice just now, she really has the spirit of Yugong moving mountains."
Xue Guo asked curiously: "Yugong moved the mountain?"
He Xiangdong nodded and cut from the topic of the stage accident just now to crosstalk in a very smooth way: "Yes, there was a man named Yugong in ancient times. There was a Wangwu in front of his house and two mountains in Taihang, which affected his passage. The ancient saying goes well, if you want to be rich, build roads first."
Xue Guo was stunned: "Ah? Is this what the old saying goes?"
He Xiangdong continued, "He has to dig mountains and dig these two mountains away. At that time, a wise old man laughed at him and said that he could not finish digging until he died. But Yugong said that if he died, his son would still be his son, and if his son died, his grandson would still be his son. There is no end to his descendants, and one day he would be able to move these two mountains away."
Xue Guo gave her a thumbs up: "Look at this spirit."
He Xiangdong said: "The Jade Emperor in the sky admired Yugong's spirit when he heard Yugong's words. His son had a grandson after he died, and his descendants were endless. What kind of spirit is this? So the Jade Emperor sent a large number of gods from the sky to help Yugong have children..."
"Ah? Not so immoral." Xue Guo was stunned.
The audience was stunned and laughed. They didn't expect that the bottom of the bag was actually this one.
He Xiangdong said with confidence: "This is to help others."
Xue Guo waved her hand: "What kind of helping others?"
He Xiangdong said vaguely: "What we are talking about is this spirit. If you say crosstalk, you must have the spirit of Yugong moving mountains."
Xue Guoshen made a note: "According to what you mean, if you want to go on and turn your relatives and couples?"
He Xiangdong was stunned and quickly scolded: "What's this called?"
"Ha ha……"
"Alas……"
There was another climax off the audience.
He Xiangdong said: "I mean to speak crosstalk well."
"Oh." Xue Guo nodded.
He Xiangdong pointed at Xue Guo and said, "Look at your dirty thoughts."
Xue Guo smiled and said, "Am I?"
He Xiangdong said: "I mean our art of crosstalk has no end. The more I learn, the more I feel that I can't do it. I have to always maintain a modest attitude."
Xue Guo nodded and said with a thumbs up: "This is called endless learning."
He Xiangdongdao: "Yes, now we are learning from other artists and training ourselves, including doing performances. On TV, in theaters, there are also commercial performances, and radio stations. In fact, the audience first started to know us from the radio station."
Xue Guo said: "Yes."
He Xiangdong said: "Just like Da Peng's program "Quyi Wenhui", he came to us to record many jokes. Later, as soon as it was broadcast, we gradually gained some fame, and then we have been here."
Xue Guo held it and said, "We were not famous before that, we started from there."
He Xiangdong also said: "I have to thank Da Peng, and I have to thank the radio station for giving us the opportunity to be a grateful heart."
Xue Guo also nodded.
He Xiangdong said again: "So, I plan to get a radio station by myself."
Xue Guo was stunned: "Ah? Why did you think it's all right?"
He Xiangdong said, "Hey, I have this foundation, I can build a good radio station."
Chapter completed!