In fact, He Xiangdong himself didn't think about what to perform. He said it personally today, and he said it personally called stand-up crosstalk.

In stand-up comedy, there are mostly story-type and storytelling jokes, and there are other funny things, such as the more famous Universe brand cigarettes, which make you play with, etc.

But He Xiangdong has learned some things that are open to the world, focusing on Guankou and Taiping lyrics. He has not passed on the specific crosstalk jokes, and he can't even know how to do it.

Moreover, he himself was not ready for what he wanted to say today. He Xiangdong looked at the audience in the yard on the stage, feeling a little sad. He was now a little bit reproaching about his recklessness.

No matter what, the performance cannot be stopped, and the audience cannot see that it is a performance accident and then be knocked off the stage.

He Xiangdong continued, "Then I'll just come in and say crosstalk. Let me see, this is fine, so many people are so scared that I almost wet my pants. Thank you for being far away, otherwise you will have to wet your body."

"Wow" the sound of cheering sounds even louder under the stage.

The old lady of the Shi family covered her toothless mouth and kept laughing. The third child was also happy. The eldest son of the Shi family was even more happy and clapped desperately. The child he invited really gave him a face. The third child scolded him in front. Now at least it proves that he has a good vision.

"I've been up, so it's impossible to run any longer. My ability is very limited. Now I'll let me tell you all the way. Is it a success to me? You all praise me." He Xiangdong bowed again. Since he was not prepared, he would just hang up the jargon and immediately wave it on the spot.

Applause burst out from the audience.

"It's not long before I can tell you that I'm talking about crosstalk, but I have been living with my master for several years. People like us who have learned skills from my master when we are young are called disciples, and those who eat Master and live with Master are no different from his son."

"Just as an apprentice to the master that day, I just entered the door and my master saw me. Wow, I was shocked. Why is this kid so beautiful?"

"Then my master said it." He Xiangdongkong stroked his beard and looked like an old man, saying, "You are so beautiful and very spiritual. Let's do it, I recognize you as my godfather."

"Puff." Shi Laosan burst out with a mouthful of wine and laughed out loud, and the audience even laughed.

He Xiangdong clapped his hands on the stage and looked incredible: "I told my master at that time, you can't just get in as much as you see any cheaper."

There were even laughter from the audience. Your master recognized you as your godfather, and you said that he was taking advantage of him, and you were really enough.

There are rules for crosstalk industry. People who are harmed must be in the industry. Funny actors often say how the supporting actors are like fathers and wifes are like, and they all say that they are with their peers. There are no crosstalk actors who are harming people outside the industry, let alone those who speak crosstalk to the audience.

The mainstream of the crosstalk world today is talking about crosstalk that praises or satirizes social phenomena. There are basically no such thing as traditional crosstalk that harms peers or supporting actors, especially the ethical jokes that joke with the family members of the supporting actors are strongly rejected as dregs.

Seeing that the audience responded well, He Xiangdong planned to continue talking about his affairs with his master: "I strongly disagree. I am not so stupid as to not betray people like this. Later, after the persuasion of several uncles, my master finally gave up the idea of ​​recognizing me as his godfather, which scared me."

"Then let's become a disciple. We artists learn to learn skills and apprenticeship. They all bow to the ground and bow to the master to pay homage to the master. My master is also happy. The old man brought a stool over and stood on the stool." As he said that, He Xiangdong supported his waist with his hand, pointed up with his hand, looked up and said, "Start up today, you are my disciple."

The people in the audience laughed, and were amused by He Xiangdong and even forgot to eat the dishes.

He Xiangdong squatted down, put his hand next to his ear, rushed to the ground, and made a sound of listening, still shouting loudly in his mouth: "What, do you say louder?"

The audience laughed again, and never heard of such a short person.

He Xiangdong also smiled a few times, put his hands on his sleeves, and stood up seriously: "What I just said was a joke. Let me tell you, just listen, just be happy. My master is still very good to us, and he has a high taste. He is an old Beijinger, and his family is rich, a playboy, he loves to play with shorts, and he plays with pants, there are big girls and young wives."

"Wish" the audience in the audience started to cheer.

He Xiangdong waved his hand and said, "There are other things, like playing with that walnut, that Wenwan walnut, and what the lion head is called. We don't understand. My master turned two lion heads with his left hand and held a bowl of rice with his right hand. Oh, I'll be full in a short while."

"I still love to play with birds. People who are older know that those birds are so interesting, squeaking. Like my master, I like to play with birds with a few old men in the park." He Xiangdong thrust his back to his butt, and made a sound from his mouth: "Puff"

"Hahaha" the audience laughed and said, "Where should I go to the group?"

"Look at me, this bird." He Xiangdong shook his hand and showed off: "As long as you don't look at it, I'll put it back."

"Puff." He Xiangdong stuffed his butt back again, and made a look of enjoyment on his face.

The audience below were amused by He Xiangdong's expression, and the old lady of the Shi family laughed even more and leaned back and forth.

The response on the spot was good, and He Xiangdong also let go and continued, "Then my master can't just play. The most powerful thing about others is sports and swimming. The national swimming team is looking for my master. My master has also gone to the competition to compete with foreigners to win glory for the country."

He Xiangdong stroked his sleeves up, put his hands on his hips, and said, "Then my master can't lose. The old man's eyes were so powerful that he could not catch up with those wandering people, friends."

"Xu" the audience started to make a group of laughter.

He Xiangdong said: "This is always the case on the field. My master is swimming in the front, my pants are chasing my master behind, and the group is chasing my pants behind. In the end, my master is ranked second, and foreigners are third..."

"That's fine. My master saw that even the people behind him couldn't catch up, so he wouldn't have to piss over. Then the old man came backstroke and squirted." He Xiangdong looked at the audience with a slutty face and said, "You all know that the pants didn't catch up with my master. That moment, that fountain, oh, everyone was stunned."

"Then the foreigner is wondering, is it swollen and rainy?" He Xiangdong looked up at the sky, wiped the water from his forehead, put it in his mouth to taste it. His expression lit up and he shouted, "Yeah, it's a bit salty, Yoxi, it's so delicious Emas."

The audience was laughing crazy, and there were still people who were applauding desperately.

There are the most common crosstalks in crosstalk. As the saying goes, three points are funny and seven points are cheerful. If you want to make a joke, you have to rely on the supporting actor to support him, otherwise you will definitely be plague.

It is difficult for stand-up crosstalk to make me happy, so many crosstalk seniors have learned from storytellers and learned a lot of storytelling jokes into stand-up crosstalk.

There are very few stand-up comedy such as He Xiangdong, and even fewer temporary scripts are written on the spot. It is rare for a nine-year-old child to achieve this level.

Today's show is He Xiangdong's first performance on stage, which also affected his life. This ability to catch jokes and make crosstalk on the spot is called "smashing" and "smashing" is a very test of the crosstalk actor's ability to adapt and skills. Later, He Xiangdong was called the king of "smashing" and also started from today's show.
Chapter completed!