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Chapter Six

The boss of the Shi family moved very quickly. Soon after, he found He Xiangdong a lab coat. This was made by the old lady of the Shi family for her grandson last year. He Xiangdong looked big and it was empty, but now he couldn't care too much.

After the Ping Opera, the boss of the Shi family moved the long table and covered it with a red cloth. The table was made of an old-fashioned desk, which was covered with a piece of red cloth. It was not a special thing for crosstalk performances, but it was not easy to get these things together in such a short time.

Fans, handkerchiefs, and pieces of awakening wood are placed on the table in turn. The fan is a folding fan. The fan used for crosstalk performances can only be a folding fan, not other ones. This is also a prop for performances, such as swords, guns, sticks, axes, hooks and forks, etc., which can be expressed in eighteen weapons.

It can also be regarded as a pen, a book, a menu, or something like that; it is also used to play supporting actors when talking about crosstalk jokes, and traditional crosstalk is a representative work.

After the founding of New China, some crosstalk predecessors believed that playing supporting actors on the stage was an act of extremely disrespectful acts. This so-called using jokes to amuse the audience is very vulgar, and later this kind of program was abolished.

In fact, there is no need to be so serious. Crosstalk performance is a kind of performance first. Since it is a performance, it needs to be substituted into the plot characters. Just like the supporting actor in the mouth, the supporting actor plays a person who regards wealth as his life and is easily deceived, and is teased by the trickster played by the funny actor.

These are all the plot needs, they are all the people they play, not real. Just like filming, there are many people who are beaten and asked for beatings. Why don’t you say that they don’t respect actors? Why can’t you behave in the crosstalk show? This is obviously an overcorrection.

There are also some specialties when using a fan. It is necessary to use it in three sentences. It is absolutely not allowed to pick up the fan without moving for a long time, and it is not allowed to use the fan to fan the air and cool it down. There are rules.

There is no doubt that traditional crosstalk artists love fans. In the traditional crosstalk joke rule theory, people from various industries use fans to summarize the sentences, which is called "the bra, martial arts, monks, Taoist necks, and books, and media clinging sleeves."

Handkerchief is used when performing certain crosstalk jokes, such as selling cloth heads and Fenyang River. Handkerchief is used to play a woman on the head of a crosstalk actor; or it is used as a letter and opened to read. This handkerchief cannot be used to wipe sweat, even if it is hot, it is not enough. When performing, it is a towel that uses sweat to wipe sweat.

Xingmu is used when talking about stand-up crosstalk, saying "Story of Storytelling" and other things. It is used to pat the table and remind the audience to go quiet. Next, it is about crosstalk. There are thirteen types of Xingmu, called "Thirteen Woods Return to the Source". The most familiar thing is that the fifth piece is called Xingtang, which is used by officials in ancient yamen to go to the hall; the doctor uses the tenth piece, called Shenchen; the tutor uses the fourth piece, called wake up; the storytelling, crosstalk uses the seventh piece, called wake up; the twelfth piece, called Ruyi.

There are also special awakening wood words in Storytelling:

The yi block awakens the wood seven times, from the king to the minister.

The king governs civil and military affairs, while civil and military affairs controls the people.

The saints are a warning of Confucianism, and the celestial masters are a warning of ghosts and gods.

The monks persuade Buddhism, while the Taoists encourage Xuanmen.

The yi piece fell into the hands of the world, and wandered around to persuade the world,

My friends in Huhai don’t offer me any support, so if you want to have an art theory family.

After going on stage, the old man from Shi family ran down and said to He Xiangdong: "What do you think are you short of?"

He Xiangdong said satisfied: "There is no shortage, these things are enough."

The old man from the Shi family said: "Okay, then you can hurry up."

He Xiangdong put his big sleeves together, stretched out his left fingers and raised his lower robe from the ground, and walked forward with big strides, with broad and firm steps. When he walked to the table, he put down the lifted robe, put his hands in the sleeves and placed them on his abdomen, smiling at the audience below, without saying a word.

The audience in the audience became frigid.

"Whose child is this? Why did he get on the stairs? Whose adults don't care?"

"Why is this kid still wearing a coat? He still has to perform a show?"

"Who is this?"

There was also someone who was working on the side and asked He Xiangdong: "Hey, kid, what are you doing on stage? Get off quickly."

Seeing someone asking him, He Xiangdong finally spoke: "Next, I will tell you all the crosstalk."

As he said that, He Xiangdong took out his hand hidden inside his sleeve, held his fists and saluted. His left hand was on top and his right hand was on bottom. A gentleman was more important to his left. Pressing his left hand with his left hand represents friendship and peace. Pressing his right hand with his left hand is used during a war and funeral. He can't mess around.

"Advisor He Xiangdong paid tribute to the audience." He Xiangdong hugged his fist and walked out in all directions, bowing to the audience. Although he was young, the typhoon was very good.

"No, this kid really wants to speak crosstalk."

"Isn't this fun? Who invited him?"

There are already messy movies in the audience.

The old lady of the Shi family also asked her son: "San'er, who did you invite this child to play?"

Shi Laosan is the person who runs for the transporter. He is now sitting next to the old lady. He frowned and said, "I don't know, I'll go and ask my elder brother."

After asking about the situation, Shi Laosan also turned black and he could not blame his elder brother for his reckless behavior. Now that other people's children have come on stage, he can't drive people down. In his opinion, what can a big-sized child perform on stage? He probably trembles in his trembling way when singing children's songs.

Shi Laosan had a headache. Looking at the messy scene, he was really afraid that He Xiangdong would disturb the birthday party.

He Xiangdong was very calm. Looking at the messy voices in the audience, he was a little calm. He was watched and discussed by so many people, but he was not as nervous and shy as a child. Instead, he enjoyed this feeling very much and became a little excited inside.

He Xiangdongdao: "You may be very puzzled why I, a child, come to perform crosstalk on stage. I will explain it to you."

Hearing this sentence, the bottom of the stage became quiet instantly.

"I'm going out to play today. When I passed by the gate of the Shi family, the uncle of the Shi family called me." He Xiangdong showed his eyes and mouth slanted, and his hands were crazy. He said, "Hey, kid, stop."

The bottom of the stage laughed, and the boss of the Shi family looked so funny that he touched his nose and said awkwardly: "Okay, I've become like this.

Shi Laosan's gloomy face also relieved a lot. The old lady of the Shi family also smiled, revealing her mouth with her front teeth leaking, saying, "This child is really interesting."

He Xiangdong turned his head on the stage, made an innocent expression, and said in a Tianjin accent: "What's the matter?"

Then Yi turned his head and looked crazy: "I heard that you have a high artistic level, so I would like to ask you to tell me a crosstalk."

He Xiangdong said: "I am such a casual crosstalk person. Of course I refused. I just said no, no."

"The man from the Shi family said again." He Xiangdong continued to show a crazy expression: "Child, I'll give you a piece of candy."

"My God." He Xiangdong looked disgusted: "Yijiuzui, Yijiuzuizui wants someone like me to say crosstalk. Do you all say I can agree?"

The audience below also started to cheer and shouted in unison: "No."

He Xiangdong said with a humble face: "I can."

"Wait" the audience below started to cheer.

He Xiangdong also felt relieved, at least the cushion was ringing. When performing, the crosstalk artists would first cushion and lead the way, and they would see what the audience liked to listen to. They would also adjust their cushion at any time according to the audience's composition. This is called watching food and eating. A few bags were shaken out, and they would continue to say it when the cushion sounded, and then change it quickly.
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