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Chapter forty-ninth

Guo Qing asked, "What kind of treasure is this wooden tool?"

He Xiangdong turned his sleeves and raised his head, and then he was a big job: "Then we have to talk about the Qing Dynasty. In the Qing Dynasty, the late Qing Dynasty, in the Guangxu period, the Boxer Rebellion opposed the Qing Dynasty and destroyed the foreign countries. In the east city of Beijing, there was a Xizhubu Hutong, which killed the German imperial envoy named Clinder."

"This is the case." Guo Qing replied.

He Xiangdong was a righteous and straightforward word, and he came to a big chant: "I was angry and annoyed the Eight-Nation Alliance and broke the Beijing city. Beijing was broken, and the Emperor ran away. The Emperor ran away, and the Empress Dowager Cixi also ran away. The civil and military ministers, the guru, the idle, and all ran away in a mess. No one cared about Beijing. When the Eight-Nation Alliance arrived in Beijing, you occupied the east, I occupied the west, he occupied the south, and he occupied the north, and the whole thing was divided."

"At that time, our family lived outside Qianmen, Qianmen Street belonged to the territory occupied by Germany. The German general was called Wadesi. Wadesi led his troops to check the streets and inspect pedestrians, and was searching for the Boxer Regiments. Our family was not as many enemies as they reported to the German soldiers and said that our family had privately kept the Boxer Regiments."

He Xiangdong spoke faster and faster, and the audience applauded more and more, and they were cheering for the half-large child: "Listen, Wadesi, brought more than a hundred foreign soldiers to our house. The bow was skeletoned, the knife was unsheathed, and the muzzle was covered with a big bayonet. He arrived at the front and back yards of our house, and they were surrounded. Wadesi brought the soldiers into the yard, look at this house, look at this house, look at this house, look at this house, look at this house, look at that house, look at this Boxer Rebellion? After searching, we found the north house that crossed the courtyard east of our house. When we pulled the door to this house, Wadesi stepped inside, which was amazing."

"What's wrong?" Guo Qing asked.

He Xiangdong is getting better and better, with a bright tongue and lotus flower, every word is full of pearls: "Just look at our wooden tools, our treasure, and it's in this room. This wooden tools shine! It's so bright and shining, and six Germans were scared to death. Wadesi looked at it, urinating, and ran away in a panic. It's better to fight here, he didn't check the streets or search for the Boxer Regiment. He just stared at the time when the peace agreements between various countries were signed, but Germany did not sign. At that time, the plenipotent representative of the Qing Dynasty was Li Hongzhang and Li Zhongtang. Seeing that Germany did not sign, it was so panic."

"Oh, General Wadesi, why didn't sign it? Are there any conditions not raised? Wadesi said: Alas? It's not that we don't want to make a promise, just because there are households outside your Beijing Qianmen. His house has something shining light for no reason, which scares our soldiers to death. If there is such an item, Germany will never make a promise! The Minister of Internal Affairs hurriedly knelt down: Report to the Central Hall, what General Wadesi said just now is true. Outside our Beijing Qianmen, there are households on Qianmen. His house has a wooden utensil. It's because of the age of time, he has received the essence of the sun and the moon and has become a treasure. It's not that it's shining light for no reason." Wadesi heard, what's wrong? Treasure? He insisted on visiting it again."

"Okay." The audience applause rang again.

Although Guo Qing didn't say anything, he was shocked. With such a long penetration, the nine-year-old child was memorized without any stumbling, and he didn't feel like he was weak in his strength. He even did not even have any trace of stolen air and ventilation. It was as if he was memorized in a breath. This was simply incredible.

In fact, this is mainly due to the circulating luck method in the oral skills that He Xiangdong has practiced during this period. This greatly increases his lung capacity and can also keep his energy while talking. When talking about the penetration, he feels endless, which is very impressive.

Guo Qing was even more shocked. He Xiangdong's Liu Huoer was originally better than his, and now he is so powerful in Guankou, and he is also good at verb skills. Wouldn't he say he will lose this time?

He came from a professional folk art group and performed in front of so many big-name figures on the stage. How could he lose to such a child who came from a wild path? Guo Qing felt unacceptable, and he also knew that the bet between his master was to learn to bark, which was the idea he gave. If he lost, how could he please him?

After a few more attempts, his mind became confused and his mind became confused. It can be said that Guo Qing is not in his state at all, but He Xiangdong is at its peak.

He Xiangdong continued: "Li Hongzhang has no choice but to bring these ministers from all over the world and representatives from all walks of life to our house. When he arrived at our house and entered the east yard, he saw the north room. Everyone asked, "General Wadesi, is it in this room, right?"

"When you are visiting this wooden tool, you look at Wadesi again, kneeling down on the ground, holding the wooden tool with both hands, Oh! That's great! What a treasure! He praised it, cheered, slapped, and couldn't put it down, and insisted on bringing it back to Germany and letting them see it."

He Xiangdong looked at Guo Qing's eyes and saw that this guy was unsteady. He should have to follow the sentence here, but now he is gone.

Fan Wenquan was already scolding at the entrance: "What's going on Guo Qing? You dare to leave on stage."

He Xiangdong could only continue, "Where can I let him take it away? What should I do if he doesn't send it back? Representatives from all walks of life also whined: General Wadesi, this wooden instrument is the national treasure of our Qing Dynasty and the history of China. Moreover, it is hidden by the people, so it is not suitable to take it away. Wadesi does not do it, so he insists on taking it away."

"The ministers and envoys from all countries jointly took the pledge as a guarantee, so he brought this thing to Germany. He also exhibited in East and West Europe and visited more than 40 countries. Wherever we went, we were lined up to welcome the drums and music. Huh! The reporter interviewed and took photos, and newspapers from various countries were published in the first edition, which caused a sensation all over the world. The Panama Tournament won the first medal, and then returned it to China and sent it back to our home for so many years. Our wooden tools are really a treasure that is hard to buy, and it is not exchanged for thousands of dollars!"

At this time, He Xiangdong's body was already in the table, and he raised his left foot and kicked Guo Qingyi.

Guo Qing then realized that before his soul had just returned to his position, he said directly: "This is not a half-pull-up pot"

He Xiangdong suddenly turned his head and stared at Guo Qing in shock.

Fang Wenqi and Fan Wenquan also stood up at the entrance door, and their faces became solemn.

It's bottomed up!

Guo Qing digs the bottom.

There is a jargon in crosstalk called "working", which means that you will tell yourself the burden that others want to say. For example, the funny actor will say that the burden is being said by the supporting actor next. That's what it means.

"Pull the bottom" and there is a bottom in crosstalk. This is the last burden of the whole crosstalk. Just like the bottom of the last piece of wooden utensils sold is the half-pull-pot lid. This was originally what He Xiangdong should have said, but Guo Qing pawned it, making He Xiangdong unable to continue performing.

If it is unintentional, it is called a performance accident. It is intentional to be a problem of art ethics. The latter actors will be rejected by the entire industry.

Fan Wenquan's face looked extremely ugly and said in a deep voice: "What's going to happen." Guo Qing was digging it out. The crosstalk was about to end, and there was still time to deal with it.

Fang Wenqi also stood with a serious expression. He stared at his apprentice tightly, and he still had confidence in this child.

On the stage, Guo Qing also realized that he had digged the bottom, his face turned red at that time, and he didn't know where to sway his hands, and he was completely confused.

He Xiangdong also knew that Guo Qing did not do it on purpose, but after all, the accident happened, and the audience was watching it. He must not die on the stage.

He Xiangdong suppressed the panic in his heart, turned around, and smiled slightly, "The broken pot lid is not my baby. After the baby was sent back to my house in the country, I kept it straight. Today, I brought it to the scene because I wanted to talk crosstalk."

The audience stared wide and listened carefully.

He Xiangdong smiled and pointed to the audience: "It's the hardwood chair the eldest brother sits in the middle of the fourth row."

The person who was named after him really stood up and turned around to watch. The audience also looked at him, and they were so happy that they were laughing and applause.

Guo Qing then quickly followed up: "I will go to yours."

He Xiangdong ignored him, bowed to the audience, and immediately left the stage. Guo Qingyi was stunned and then lowered his head and followed.
Chapter completed!
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