Chapter 48: Selling Five Weapons
He Xiangdong said: "If you want to talk about this treasure in my family, he must be a bronze ware first."
Guo Qing held out and said, "Oh."
"The origin of this bronze ware is very small. When it comes to the Qing Dynasty." He Xiangdong's eyes were focused, and he opened his mouth and said Duan Guankou: "Since the Qing Dynasty established its tripod, all countries have paid tribute every year and paid tribute every year. During the Xianfeng period, the King of Goryeo entered the Qing Dynasty and had two tables of bronze ware. These two tables of bronze ware came to Beijing and had to be delivered to the Liwang Mansion. At that time, it was the Liwang Prince's Royal Court. Look at these two tables of bronze ware, which are precious treasures of heaven. It is difficult for all countries to choose. It is the best thing for himself.
There was a table left in the mansion, and the table entered the emperor's throne. At that time, my great-grandfather was a worker in the palace of Li. Prince Li cherished my great-grandfather and was loyal and reliable. He picked two unimportant things in this table of bronze ware and rewarded them to my great-grandfather. What do you think? The prince rewarded me, if you want it, it is the thing from the emperor's house; if you want it, if you want it, it is afraid that the prince will blame him. Hurry up and thanked the Qiansu of the Wang family and took these two things home, but he didn't dare to put them on it."
Selling five instruments is actually a crosstalk that can be used to perform oral crosstalk, five treasures and five big pentalks, some of which are about history, geography, and characters. It is not a simple job. If He Xiangdong had not had a solid basic skills, he would not dare to do this.
I'll know if my life is good or not. After trying, I'll tell that after He Xiangdong's memorization, Guo Qing was shocked. This junior brother's oral work was amazing. Fortunately, he was not distracted at this time, so he quickly followed: "Why didn't you dare to put it on?"
He Xiangdong also responded: "This is a royal thing. Who dares to use it? My great-grandfather buried this porcelain in the back garden and really hoped that his descendants would eat it. In the 12th year of Guangxu, there was no news. The censor found out that the censor participated in the book before the emperor, saying that my family had private treasures and was guilty of deceiving the monarch. The emperor was furious and sent officers and soldiers to our house to investigate the thing. When we arrived at our house, we went straight to the backyard and dug out the thing. The things were dug out, tied my great-grandfather to the Three Laws for interrogation. The Zhengqing of the Dali Temple, the Minister of Justice, the Minister of Justice, the General Constitution of the Inspectorate, and the Nine Halls held a lawsuit for two and a half years. If there was no favor from the Prince Li's Mansion, he would have died in it long ago. It was for this bronze ware!"
"Okay" the audience applauded, and these two sections of the penis were too straightforward.
He Xiangdong was so tired that the blue veins on his neck were faintly revealed.
Guo Qing quickly asked, "What is this bronze ware?"
He Xiangdong said proudly: "It's just two teapot beams."
Guo Qing opened his mouth wide: "Ah? Just two broken teapot beams?"
He Xiangdong looked upright and shouted, "If I feel sorry for the two teapot beams, I am a leek."
Guo Qing asked again: "What else is there?"
He Xiangdongdao: "There are two screws on it."
The audience laughed.
Guo Qingyi covered his face and said contemptuously: "What does this matter?"
He Xiangdong then turned around and said, "It doesn't work?"
Guo Qing said: "That's not, it's worthless."
He Xiangdong said again: "It's not worth it, it doesn't matter. I still have a baby in my house."
Guo Qing became interested and asked, "Huh, what baby?"
He Xiangdong said: "This is an iron tool. I think of this treasure in my house, I will do it."
He Xiangdong covered his face and cried.
Guo Qing quickly stopped him and said, "Okay, don't cry, hurry up and tell us about your iron tool."
He Xiangdong said: "This is what I want to talk about my second great-grandfather."
Guo Qing took care of him: "There is also his second great-grandfather."
He Xiangdong came to Yi Xiao Guan said, "The iron tool in our family is the official iron made by the Qing Dynasty's National Fabrication Office. The official iron came out of the Fabrication Office and sent it to the Shangsiyuan in Beijing. Shangsiyuan was the emperor's imperial horse circle. At that time, my second great-grandfather acted as a groom in Shangsiyuan. He crossed the wall in the middle of the night and stole two iron tools. If the Pope knew about it, he would be guilty of turning around, and it was for this iron tool!"
Guo Qing's eyes shone brightly and he asked, "What kind of treasure is this?"
He Xiangdongyi patted his chest and said, "It's the half-pulled iron horseshoe."
"Ah? Just a horseshoe, or broken?"
He Xiangdong said, "If I feel sorry for the horseshoe, I am an eggplant."
Guo Qing asked, "What's that baby?"
He Xiangdong said: "There is a nail on the horseshoe."
Guo Qing disliked and said, "Who, what are you pushing a nail?"
He Xiangdong asked, "Is this worthless?"
Guo Qing said: "Of course the broken things are not worth a lot."
He Xiangdong said again: "It doesn't matter, I still have a baby in my house. This is a piece of porcelain."
"Oh? What kind of baby is this."
He Xiangdongdao: "This is about my third great-grandfather."
Guo Qingyi smiled: "I'll be here again."
He Xiangdong continued: "The third great-grandfather has been an official and a member of Jiujiang Road. The hard colorful fired in Jiujiang Official Kiln fell underground and was a good porcelain that could not be broken if it was a sound of Dangdang Dangdang Mountain!"
Guo Qing was shocked: "The porcelain that cannot be broken is not broken, what kind of treasure is this?"
He Xiangdong said seriously: "Half-pull the spoon head."
"Ah? The spoon? Or it was broken."
He Xiangdong said, "If I feel sorry for this spoon, I am a cucumber."
Guo Qing was amused and said, "You are competing with vegetables, right? Then you said there is something to eat in the spoon."
He Xiangdongdao: "There is a tweed on it."
Guo Qing scolded: "Nonsense, there are no flowers on the spoon."
He Xiangdong also argued: "This flower cannot be washed away with water."
Guo Qing scolded again: "Nonsense, this is burnt, but it can't be washed off without washing."
The audience laughed, but it was not as enthusiastic as the previous part.
He Xiangdong said again: "It doesn't matter if porcelain is not valuable. I have tin ware in my house, which is valuable."
Guo Qing asked, "What kind of treasure is this?"
"This is to say that there are five continents in the world." He Xiangdong opened his mouth and saw a very skilled geographical map. He was very fast: "Asia, Europe, North and South America, Australia, Asia, Asia and Africa, from all over the United Kingdom, the United States, France, Germany, Norway, Sweden, Switzerland, Europe and the West, selected high-quality tinware. The mirror surface is similar, and it can be seen that people are placed on their hands without pressing their wrists. This kind of tinware!"
The audience applauded and applauded, and the oral performance was still very attractive.
Guo Qing's expression was a little unnatural. Why is this junior brother so strong in his oral skills: "Then what is this tin utensil?"
He Xiangdong glanced at him and said, "This sentence should be immediately picked up. Why did he still stop? He frowned slightly, but he could only say on the stage: "This baby is a piece of cigarette paper."
The two old men frowned at the entrance.
"Ah? It's just a tin foil?"
He Xiangdong argued: "If I feel sorry for tin foil, I'm a carrot."
Guo Qing said: "I'm going to have vegetables again."
He Xiangdong said seriously: "There is half a cigarette butt on this tin foil."
Guo Qing disliked: "Who, you need to bury more, you need to bury more. I'm asking if there are any valuable things in your family, broken kettle beams, broken horseshoes, broken scoops and spoons, and broken tin foil."
He Xiangdong said: "Yes, I have a piece of wood in my house, which is valuable."
The traditional crosstalk of Selling Wuqi was written in the late Qing Dynasty. At that time, the Eight-Nation Alliance invaded China and burned, killed and looted everywhere. Some crosstalk seniors were plundered several times, which made him suspect that he had treasures at home.
Later, this senior was angry. Didn’t I say that I had a baby at home? Then I would tell you how precious the things in my house are. I wrote five pieces of broken things to sell the five instruments and used them for performances. Later, it became a treasure in traditional crosstalk.
When He Xiangdong was performing this crosstalk, the effect of driving the audience was far less than that of the cushion part. This also made He Xiangdong think and laid the foreshadowing for him to use the modified traditional crosstalk to leverage the entire crosstalk world in the future.
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