He Xiangdong said, "It was at this time that a three-wheeler came to the door, which was the kind of snack-selling tricycle. The items were quite complete, including tea eggs, rice dumplings, soy milk braised food, etc. There was also a pot on it, and some noodles, wontons, etc. were cooked."

"I saw that Sanlun was coming, so I quickly urged my wife to buy food with the yi yuan. My wife, come, go buy a bowl of wontons and take my foot basin. I gave more things."

"Ah? Use the foot basin to put wontons? I haven't heard of it."

He Xiangdong said: "My wife picked up the foot basin and rushed out, threw the foot basin next to the tricycle, shouting and giving her a bowl of wontons, and using this package. The boss was stunned."

Xue Guo complained: "How can you not be stupid? Who has ever seen a person who put wontons in a foot basin?"

He Xiangdong said: "The boss is stupid. My wife doesn't have it. I brushed it three times, and my wife grabbed three rice dumplings with one hand and stuffed them directly into her mouth."

Xue Guo said in surprise: "It's not peeled."

He Xiangdong waved his hand: "How can I get that skill? After eating three rice dumplings, my wife felt at ease. Her belly was in a good state. The boss collapsed and asked my wife with a bitter face, how much soup should I have to put in for you? My wife told him that you don't have to worry, just give the wontons."

Xue Guo said: "Hey, what you said is really human."

The audience was laughing too.

He Xiangdong continued: "The boss is about to cry and use this pot to pack it, but you have to give me more money." My wife waved her big hand and came to you, and put two hundred rice dumplings and three hundred eggs for me, and then two hundred bowls of noodles for me, and then, OK, forget it, put the car down, you can go."

Xue Guo said in surprise: "Ah? You just want a car for yi yuan?"

He Xiangdong said: "This time the owner of the tricycle was really crying. He was shaking with the yi yuan. My wife was too lazy to talk about him. Look at his never-before-seeing appearance, the yi yuan was so excited."

Xue Guo said: "Is this excitement?"

He Xiangdong pretended to be the boss and said with tears in his eyes: "The boss cried and told my wife that I would admit the big sister, even if the yi yuan you gave is really true, no, even if it is a piece of iron, I will admit it. You are just a piece of paper, but you still draw it with a pencil."

"ah?"

The audience was laughing crazy.

He Xiangdong said: "You all see, this boss is so stingy. I don't know how he does business just because he is so stingy."

Xue Guo said speechlessly: "Is this still a prudent person?"

He Xiangdong said: "My wife snorted coldly from her nostrils. She looked down on such a person from the bottom of her heart, and she clattered twice."

Xue Guo asked, "What's wrong with this?"

He Xiangdong said: "My wife grabbed two more tea eggs and stuffed them into her mouth."

Xue Guo said: "Good guy, don't forget to eat it."

He Xiangdong said: "The boss was anxious, why did he still eat? He pushed my wife and stepped on her face with his feet."

Xue Guo's face also wrinkled: "So cruel."

He Xiangdong rolled up his sleeves and stared at his eyes, and his tone suddenly accelerated: "I saw it at home. My wife was beaten. Where can I watch it? A real man would rather die in front of the formation than die behind the formation. I tied my belt and walked like flying, rushing, and his momentum was like a hungry tiger preying on the strong wind and sweeping away the remaining clouds. There were also mud, sand and stones under his feet, like a tornado whirlwind."

He used Zhang's storytelling skills. Who is Zhang Kuoru? He is a famous storyteller with gold and silver tongue. He is best at talking about long-robed and public cases, especially at creating big scenes of war.

He Xiangdong is his personal disciple. He used this skill just now, and the audience's appetite was suddenly lifted up, and they all looked at it with breathing and concentration.

He Xiangdongdao: "I rushed over from Yilu, and after three puffs and puffs and puffs."

The audience widened their eyes.

Xue Guo asked, "What's wrong?"

He Xiangdong said: "I also picked up three rice dumplings."

Xue Guoyi patted her thigh: "Hi."

The audience also laughed. The group of people were still waiting to watch the fight, but they came to grab the rice dumplings again. The reversal was too fast.

He Xiangdong said: "When the boss saw that I wanted to eat rice dumplings, he also came over to beat me. You said this person is so scrupulous. I just ate a few rice dumplings. Isn't it because I didn't give you money, so I'm just right?"

Xue Guo shook her head and sighed, reached out to stop He Xiangdong, and started preaching. If it was placed in a small theater, you could get off the stage by putting it in a small theater. Besides, there would be some extra tricks for others. However, on the Spring Festival Gala stage, no matter how fun it was, it was all for the preaching for the later preaching. There was no way, the rules for the Spring Festival Gala were like this.

"You, don't blame the boss anymore. It's wrong for the boss to hit people, but you can't help but eat so many things without giving people money."

He Xiangdong stammered his neck and said, "Why didn't you give it?"

Xue Guo said: "You gave Yi yuan or fake money with a pencil."

He Xiangdong said with confidence: "What can I do? My family is poor. If I don't do this, I won't starve to death?"

Xue Guo was also angry and shouted loudly, "What's wrong with you doing with your hands and feet? Your wife is also well-off. The family is healthy and there is nothing wrong with it. Do you want to go out and do something without making money? Although our country is not very rich now, as long as you are willing to work hard, you can definitely solve the problem of food and clothing. I think you are just lazy and daydreaming all day long. If you are willing to do something, your family will not be in such difficulty."

The last two sentences Xue Guo shouted loudly, and the audience was very proud of their face, so they immediately started to applaud and applaud.

He Xiangdong lowered his head, and he had to be educated when he was educated. After hearing this, he looked up and asked, "Can I really have enough food when I work hard?"

Xue Guo said seriously: "It is certainly possible."

He Xiangdong said, "But it won't work now, I can't go to work."

Xue Guo frowned and asked, "So what's wrong?"

He Xiangdong replied: "The tricycle owner is still chasing me for money."

Xue Guoyi smiled: "I forgot this."

The end is over.

He Xiangdong and Xue Guo bowed amid the enthusiastic applause of the audience.

Teacher Ma, who was sitting in the office next to him, nodded in his head. Although he had changed to a new crosstalk, this one was still good, with high technicality and good burdens. These two people were not bad.

He knew from Mr. Hou San and prepared the previous book. In other words, this book was made by this young man in the past few days, and such a fine joke can be produced in a few days. This young man is amazing, let alone so young.

Teacher Ma was very satisfied with He Xiangdong and Xue Guo.

Huo Mingde in the audience was as deep as water, and he was still cursing softly: "It was a joke that I had prepared for a long time, but I still said it was just written. Is it interesting to deceive people? What kind of virtue is the young people nowadays? Such mature jokes are obviously carefully polished by a screenwriter team for a long time. I still said that they were written by themselves. It's really shameless."

He is not as good as Teacher Ma's eyesight, but he can't tell that this joke is a mold for buying noodles.

The two Hunan crosstalk actors sitting next to him also looked very heavy. They looked at each other and nodded with a calm face. He Xiangdong put a lot of pressure on them. To be continued.
Chapter completed!