He Xiangdong on the stage is about to enter the official position. The Spring Festival Gala program time is limited. The time for giving a crosstalk program will not exceed ten minutes. The program for newcomers like He Xiangdong will basically not exceed five minutes, so he needs to express what he needs to express as much as possible within a limited time.

He Xiangdong continued to say, "I just eat and drink so much every day. If I don't spend more than 10 years, my family will be used up again, and our family will have no food."

Xue Guo said: "That's not. If you don't go out to make money, how can you do it if you spend money alone?"

He Xiangdong had a bitter face: "The family is so poor that there is no way. My unlucky child in my family still makes trouble with me. Do you think there are such ignorant children? You still have to ask me to have food."

Xue Guo nodded: "This is a child making a fuss."

He Xiangdong yelled with a stern face, "Go away, why are you making a fuss? Didn't you give me food last year?"

Xue Guo was stunned: "Ah? What's the point of eating this last year?"

Hearing this, Teacher Ma in the office next to him nodded. He saw that this crosstalk was made of the mold of buying noodles, but he had changed a lot of things.

In fact, when He Xiangdong was lying on the bed that night, he thought in his mind whether he could fall from the sky with a crosstalk book. Then his mind was filled with inspiration, which was the concept of being lazy and daydreaming all day long.

Then he followed the trend and thought of the traditional crosstalk of buying noodles, but the Spring Festival Gala required a brand new and original crosstalk, so he would definitely not be able to use this.

But in such a short few days, no one can guarantee that this joke will be mature and will definitely be accepted by the audience.

Therefore, the beam of the noodles he used to buy noodle tea was just that the stuff filled in was different, and the burdens were also changed. Such works can not only ensure maturity but also novelty.

He Xiangdong said: "I called the child out and asked the child to go out to find out if there is anything to eat. Before long, the child came back and told me that grandma was coming. I asked, are fat grandma or thin grandma?"

Xue Guo asked in confusion: "Why are there two grandmas?"

He Xiangdong replied: "This fat grandma is a child, a little grandma, and my third aunt. She has rich family, and this thin grandma is a child's grandma, so she is too poor."

Xue Guo nodded and said, "Yes, your ancestors are poor."

He Xiangdong played the two of them and said, "The child said it was a thin grandma. Close the door, close it quickly, and it must be a meal. Hurry up. We just closed the door here, and before I could breathe a sigh of relief, my mother floated in through the crack of the door."

Xue Guo said in surprise: "How did you get in through the crack in the door?"

He Xiangdong gestured on his body: "I'm so thin, I'm as thin as a shadow puppet."

"Good guy, no one looks like this."

He Xiangdong played the two again: "Mom, why are you here to come to our house? Why? I'm almost starving to death when I have eaten. Oh, you haven't eaten yet, come on, hurry up and lie down on the kang."

The audience burst into laughter. What's the use of lying on the kang without eating?

When Xue Guo saw the audience laughing, he started to praise him. The role of supporting actor was to convey what the audience thoughts: "What's the point of lying on the kang without eating?"

He Xiangdong replied: "You don't know that our family has a treasure kang, with a high head and a low head. If you are full, you will lie upwards. If you are hungry, you will be face down, and you will be full in a short while."

Xue Guo was surprised and said, "Just do this backward control?"

He Xiangdong looked bitterly: "What's the solution? My wife is also lying on the bed. Now the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are lying side by side. Before they could wait for a while, they shouted that they were so cold. You said that this person is poor that he has so much trouble. If he is cold, what's the solution? There are no quilts at home. Go and dig two baskets of soil at the door."

Xue Guo frowned and asked, "What are you doing digging?"

He Xiangdong used his body, pretended to move the basket of soil in with both hands, and then poured it down: "Come on, lie down and don't move, you'll come out."

The audience was stunned, and Xue Guo was stunned, and exclaimed: "You are burying alive."

He Xiangdong ignored him and was still concentrating on slapping the soil with both hands.

Xue Guo quickly pulled him: "Okay, okay, don't shoot."

He Xiangdong also explained to him: "This way the shooting is strong, it will not be easy to freeze at night."

The audience couldn't hold back at this time, and they were laughing wildly.

Xue Guo was almost speechless: "Do you all make sense? Where can anyone bury people alive?"

He Xiangdong said with confidence: "What can I do? I don't have a quilt at home, so I can't be frozen to death."

Xue Guo looked at him and said to the audience: "Look at it all, this is so popular."

He Xiangdong said: "Isn't this a poor family? You said that my mother and my wife were buried by them, what should I do?"

Xue Guo said: "Don't you still have children?"

He Xiangdong clapped his hands: "I get angry when I talk about my child, and I don't know where to go to play. You said that our family is so poor and I still go out to play all day long. I don't know if I stay at home. I'm tired of going out and running and I can't shout hungry."

"Ha, you are really reasonable."

He Xiangdong said: "I was just angry when my child ran back. I raised my hand and wanted to beat this disobedient bastard. Unfortunately, I couldn't do it for a long time."

Xue Guo praised her and said, "I still can't bear to leave."

He Xiangdong shook his head and said, "No, it takes so much effort to hit people. I'm still hungry here, so I can't waste my energy in vain."

Xue Guo rolled her eyes and said, "It makes sense."

He Xiangdong continued: "I'm so arrogant here, but my child gave me a surprise."

Xue Guo asked, "What's wrong?"

He Xiangdong made a surprise expression: "The child went out to play and picked up yi yuan on the side of the road. What a big yi yuan. My tears are coming down. What a huge yi pen number."

Xue Guo said: "Is the money so huge?"

He Xiangdong said dissatisfiedly: "Why is it not huge anymore? My wife got up from the bed excitedly, and she lifted the quilt."

Xue Guo said: "That's called breaking out of the ground.

The audience couldn't laugh anymore.

He Xiangdong said: "My wife saw the money I was holding, and she was about to cry. Finally, she saw the money again. She finally had food again. She could finally sleep and fill her stomach. Thank God and earth, thank fate for letting us meet. Since you have miracles in your life, how much pain and laughter are intertwined into a brilliant memory."

Xue Guo hurriedly stopped him: "Okay, why are you still changing the return of the Condor Heroes here?"

Some viewers were laughing so hard that they were about to cry. This burden was indeed good, especially when He Xiangdong recited the lyrics, and the audience sang in their hearts. To be continued.
Chapter completed!