He Xiangdong sang again on the board: "My aunt Zhang asked my elder sister."

"You wait a moment." Fang Wenqi stopped He Xiangdong and said, "Do you call Uncle Bai a sister?"

He Xiangdong exclaimed, "It's not me, it's me, Aunt Zhang?"

Zhang Yushu and Bai Qiang looked at the sky speechlessly, and there was a trick to crosstalk: "If you don't have a rude smile, you won't come."

Fang Wenqi nodded to show his understanding and said, "No wonder."

He Xiangdong sang again: "My eldest sister, how can I get in the toilet? Uncle Bai said, "I just said, "I'm done with it."

Fang Wenqi said: "Ho, it's so arrogant."

"That's it." He Xiangdong sang again: "That aunt Zhang has no choice. She turned around and asked me again."

"You wait a moment." Fang Wenqi stopped He Xiangdong again and asked in surprise: "You Aunt Zhang called you brother?"

He Xiangdong asked back: "Is there anything wrong?"

Fang Wenqi waved his hand and said, "No, you continue."

"Okay." He Xiangdong sang again: "Brother, how can I get in the toilet? I just said to pull in my pants."

"Wow, the lyrics of Taiping you sang are really reasonable." Fang Wenqi praised.

He Xiangdong smiled proudly and continued to sing: "My aunt Zhang just said it."

After stopping the board, He Xiangdong squatted down and made a shit.

"You wait." Seeing that the child became more and more distorted, Fang Wenqi hurried forward and pulled him.

He Xiangdong was puzzled and asked, "Why are you pulling me?"

Fang Wenqi whispered: "Nonsense, is there anyone like you?"

"Oh, yes." He Xiangdongyi slapped his head and said, "I forgot to take off my pants."

"Go, is there anyone so unstoppable?"

He Xiangdong said: "Isn't this my aunt Zhang?"

"That makes sense."

Two guys who are not good guys laughed unethically.

Zhang Yushu was almost overwhelmed and still couldn't complain. He and half of the people who spoke crosstalk had a deep connection. This is how they said crosstalk, they were all the people who suffered from it, and you can't mind it. This is the industry rule. If you mind, don't do it.

The lyrics of Taiping by He Xiangdong are called "The lyrics of Taiping". All the singing parts in crosstalk are called Liu Huoer, which are divided into regular singing and non-singing. The lyrics are the lyrics of serious singing, mainly showing the singing skills, and the lyrics are the addition of a lot of burdens, mainly focusing on amusing.

Fang Wenqi sighed: "If you want to say the lyrics of Taiping, you should sing them well."

He Xiangdong said modestly: "It was my aunt Zhang who taught me well."

Fang Wenqi said: "Then you sing it to us again.

"Look, you." He Xiangdong picked up Yuzi and hit the flower dot, then returned to normal, and sang: "The Duke Zhuang went out to travel to the west of the city."

"You can wait." Fang Wenqi interrupted He Xiangdong's singing: "Didn't you just sing the sewer?"

He Xiangdong said: "Oh, you said the one I just sang?"

"yes."

He Xiangdong shook his head and said, "This is not something to come."

"Why?" Fang Wenqi also asked.

He Xiangdong smiled and said, "This thing is just a one-time thing."

Fang Wenqi pushed He Xiangdong and said, "Go to play."

When he bowed, the crosstalk performance ended, several people in the audience applauded, especially Tian Jiani, who patted her hands red. Bai Qiang and Zhang Yushu looked at each other, and there was a strong sense of appreciation in their eyes. Although He Xiangdong was just joking with them, the crosstalk was really good. No one could tell crosstalk at this age.

Fang Wenqi walked down, picked up the tea on the table, raised his head and drank it. He was old and he was a little tired after he was on stage for a while.

"Zhang'er, it's time for you to show off your skills next." Bai Qiang said with a smile.

He Xiangdong was also there: "Yes, Aunt Zhang showed us the unique skill of peeing her pants."

Zhang Yushu picked up the date cake on the table and threw it at He Xiangdong. He Xiangdong smiled and took it in his arms, then put it in his mouth and ate it happily.

Zhang Yushu was speechless at this clever and unlucky child. It was so annoying that he couldn't say much. He stood up, bowed to everyone sitting there, and walked to the side and brought out a huge screen.

He Xiangdong was puzzled when he saw it, so he asked Fang Wenqi in a low voice: "Master, what is he doing? Are he going to perform shadow puppets?"

Fang Wenqi said angrily: "Go, what shadow puppet drama? They have unique skills. You can study hard with your Uncle Zhang in the next half month. This is your luck."

"Oh." He Xiangdong agreed, but still couldn't understand what he was going to learn from this mysterious Uncle Zhang?

Zhang Yushu got up and took a stool and placed it behind the screen. He sat on the stool himself. The screen was very thick and he couldn't see people clearly.

He Xiangdong stared at the screen with puzzled face, not understanding at all, and looked at Tian Jiani, who was also confused, and the two children were stunned.

"Room" muffled thunder rolled in like a wheel, endless, as if there was a sudden rain coming soon.

He Xiangdong sat by the window and quickly stretched out his head and looked at the sky. They didn't bring an umbrella when they came out today. If it rained, they wouldn't run back.

"Where does the thunder come from such a big sun?" He Xiangdong was puzzled.

Suddenly, I heard a strong male voice sounding: "Catch He Xiangdong, immediately steal the candy stolen prisoner, and shoot him immediately after being caught."

"yes."

"yes."

"yes."

Responds and resounding.

"KaKaKa" submachine gun was loaded, and the characteristic military boots stepped on the ground made a clanging sound. They were climbing the stairs. They were getting closer and closer, and the door was smashed in an instant.

"Open the door, open the door."

"Shoot He Xiangdong."

"Shoot the sugar thief."

This series of sounds came very quickly, and the pace was so fast that it made people unable to react. He Xiangdong was anxious at the time and shouted loudly: "I didn't steal candy, I didn't steal candy, don't shoot me."

"Master, save me." He Xiangdong was almost crying anxiously.

Fang Wenqi was speechless at his apprentice. He was not very clever in normal times. Why did he make trouble today? He pulled He Xiangdong and pointed his hand at the screen.

He Xiangdong then realized that the big movement just now was caused by Aunt Zhang behind the screen. He looked at his master and asked in surprise: "Is it Uncle Zhang Zhang?"

He didn't dare to call Aunt Zhang anymore, it was too scary.

Fang Wenqi was funny when he saw it. This wild monkey knew he was scared?

In fact, Zhang Yushu is an oral performer. He is not a crosstalk, but the oral skills and crosstalk have a deep connection. Among the twelve crosstalk subjects, there are oral skills, and Fang Wenqi will be more good, but he can't compare with those of Zhang Yushu's professionals, so he brought He Xiangdonglai to let Zhang Yushu open his life for the child and give him a little bit.

As the name suggests, crosstalk is the appearance and sound. Originally, crosstalk was called elephant sound, which refers to verb skills. Just behind the screen, saying that people cannot see people are also called next door drama. It was not until later that some next door drama artists walked out of the screen and stood in front of the audience to perform, which became the original prototype of crosstalk. It can be said that the two originated from the same school and had a deep origin.
Chapter completed!