Chapter 31: Singing Taiping Lyrics
He Xiangdongxu picked up the cup and placed it on his lips, raised his head, and made a "knock" sound from his mouth. Fang Wenqi's whole face wrinkled, and the response from the audience was very good, and he couldn't stop laughing.
"Gudong Gudong." He Xiangdong smashed his mouth and said, "Diabetes, reminds patients to control their diet."
Seeing that He Xiangdong was still there, Fang Wenqi looked reluctant to leave, so he quickly reached out to pull him and said, "Okay, don't smack your lips. You can't bear that little sweetness, right?"
He Xiangdong nodded quickly, and everyone laughed crazy in the audience.
Seeing that the response was very good, He Xiangdong picked up the cup and started drinking it, as if there was a foreign object in his mouth, pounding it, and then he vomited out a "pop" sound.
Fang Wenqi asked, "What is this for?"
"stone."
"Ah?" Fang Wenqi was stunned.
He Xiangdong picked up the cup again, drank it chuckled, his eyebrows twisted into pieces, and he pursed his lips and said, "It's so slutty."
Fang Wenqi asked, "Why is this cup so sexy?"
"Dog urine."
"Wow." Fang Wenqi jumped in fear.
Since this passage, I have never heard of the laughter from the people below, and they are almost laughing crazy. Last time I said that shit was the same, and the effect was very good. He Xiangdong said that shit was very confusing when he was young, and Fang Wenqi even called him the "shit and urine king".
He Xiangdong smirked for a while and said, "Actually, what is the most powerful thing about my master is his singing skills. We call him Liu Huoer in the industry."
I have a good way to teach you, and I have also been online, so I’m going to get into the job.
Fang Wenqi had no hope of this apprentice and said half-deadly: "Is this a good thing?"
He Xiangdong said with confidence: "That's not."
Fang Wenqi didn't believe it and said, "Let's watch it."
He Xiangdong said: "Although your life is good, it is still a little worse than mine."
Fang Wenqi quickly grabbed him and said, "Should you wait, I will teach you what you know."
He Xiangdong said: "You teach me how to tell me how to tell fortunes three times. Han Xin still tells fortunes, and Han Xin still tells fortunes again."
Fang Wenqi said: "Han Xin doesn't feel tired either."
He Xiangdong smiled and said, "Yes, you will be so good, I will do more than you."
Fang Wenqi continued: "Then I will know these three sections, so how could you do the rest?"
"Isn't this the same as me, Aunt Zhang?" He Xiangdong pointed to Zhang Yushu.
Zhang Yushu was speechless. The master and apprentice were together with him today.
Fang Wenqi asked: "Then what lyrics do you have to say about peace?"
He Xiangdongdao: "Have you heard about Taigong selling noodles?"
Fang Wenqi grew up in surprise and said, "I really don't have one. I just went to the grandma to buy noodles."
He Xiangdong shook his head disgusted and said, "I don't know anything, I can't do anything."
Fang Wenqi said: "Then teach me."
He Xiangdong took out the jade board, boiled the jade in black water, and asked Fang Wenqi: "Master, do you know what this is?"
Fang Wenqi said: "I really don't know this."
"This is called Yuzi, please see." He Xiangdong shook his right hand and hit a very beautiful flower dot with Yuzi.
Applause suddenly erupted from the audience.
Fang Wenqi said, "At this level of money, I still care about the meal."
He Xiangdong rolled his eyes, ignored him, and sang: "Shi Chong, rich and rich, Fan Dan, poor, Ganluo's fortune, Taigong, Peng Zushou, noble and beautiful, short life, six people are all in the five elements."
"Hey, hey" Fang Wenqi is heading eastward.
He Xiangdong ignored it and continued to sing: "There is a Jiang Luwang living in Xiqi Mountain. He has done business in the business house. He sells cattle to increase the price, and he sells cattle to increase the price again."
Seeing this, Fang Wenqi also sang as He Xiangdong. The tone was higher and the charm was more abundant, almost suppressing He Xiangdong. "Taigong bulls and sheep were sold together, and King Zhou of Shang issued an order to cut off the killing. Jiang Taigong lost money and lost nothing, and only left her shoulders carrying eight ropes."
He Xiangdong stopped singing and stared at Fang Wenqi with a resentful face.
Fang Wenqi pretended to be puzzled, "Child, what's wrong with you?"
He Xiangdong said with a temper: "I say you can't do it anymore. You still sing and sing with me. Why are you still so old?"
Fang Wenqi was still explaining: "I can't do it. Didn't you teach Aunt Zhang later?"
Zhang Yushu smiled bitterly. He was already immune anyway.
Seeing that He Xiangdong was still awkward, Fang Wenqi said again: "Why don't you sing something else?"
"Okay, I'll sing something else, you should pay attention." After the explanation, He Xiangdong sang again: "The Shaomai went to the expedition and died, and the meat pie returned to the camp and he hooked up the reinforcements. The Guokui'er hung the order of the marshal, and the fire on the other side became the pioneer of the front."
Fang Wenqi also sang, and the tune door pressed over He Xiangdong again: "He will have enough of the baked cakes in the furnace for 100,000, and the buckwheat bread urged the grain to be held in the back camp. The red helmet and cannons shocked the world, and he came to the Mantou City for a while."
"I won't sing." He Xiangdong shook his sleeves and was about to stop singing and leave the show.
Fang Wenqi grabbed him and said, "What's wrong with the child? Why don't you sing?"
"You are so embarrassed to say, I sing you, and I sing with you, what do you mean? I am all watching this picture, what do you want me to do?" He Xiangdong was anxious.
Fang Wenqi quickly admitted his mistake: "Blame me, blame me, child, blame me. If you sing again, I promise not to get involved, can you do it?"
"I won't sing." He Xiangdong became stubborn.
Fang Wenqi advised: "Just, even if you don't give your master's face, you have to give your Aunt Zhang a face. People are watching."
He Xiangdong thought for a while and said, "Okay, now, I agreed to do it for Aunt Zhang, you can't sing again this time."
"Don't sing, don't sing, and never sing." Fang Wenqi made a promise.
Zhang Yushu looked at the sky speechlessly. What's the matter with him?
He Xiangdong sang again: "The Duke Zhuang goes out for a trip"
Fang Wenqi did not sing, so he changed to a matchmaker next to him: "West of the city, go out to the west of the city."
He Xiangdong rolled his eyes, ignored it, and continued to sing: "Go out of the sewer."
"Wow." Fang Wenqi jumped in fear.
He Xiangdong continued to sing: "I will ride my horse when I see others riding a horse."
Fang Wenqi made another fight: "Donkey, ride a donkey."
He Xiangdong sang, "Riding a dog."
"Are you not afraid of biting?" Fang Wenqi asked.
He Xiangdong sang again: "Turn your neck and look back and see you"
"The man who pushes the cart." Fang Wenqi said.
He Xiangdong smiled slightly and sang, "I saw my aunt Zhang."
Everyone laughed in the audience, and Zhang Yushu was almost collapsed.
"Ah?" Fang Wenqi exclaimed, and stopped arguing, and watched He Xiangdong continue singing.
He Xiangdong continued to sing: "My aunt Zhang is walking in front of my Uncle Bai."
"And you Uncle Bai," Fang Wenqi said with a slight slightest.
Bai Qiang was also stunned in the audience.
He Xiangdong continued to sing: "Actually, they are not couples."
"Nonsense." Fang Wenqi said.
Zhang Yushu and Bai Qiang were both dark and laughing and crying. Only Tian Jiani was so happy.
He Xiangdong said: "Then I have to explain, otherwise what if you misunderstand it?"
"Yeah, it's true and reasonable." Fang Wenqi also responded.
ps: I’ll report you all good news. The author Jun was short of signing the contract in the evening and celebrated with flowers. I believe it was everyone’s vote that impressed the editor, Momoda!!!
Chapter completed!