Zhang Wenhai was shocked and cursed at He Xiangdong: "Is there anyone like you? I'm still blaming me."

He Xiangdong said: "Are you thinking about it all?"

"Hey, you" Zhang Wenhai was so angry that he couldn't even say the whole thing.

He Xiangdong also spread his hands to the audience innocently and said, "Otherwise, do you guys tell me if this is the case, right?"

"Yes." The audience was also bad and all shouted.

He Xiangdong said to Zhang Wenhai with a smug face: "Look, the eyes of the masses are sharp."

Zhang Wenhai was also amused and crying. The audience started to applaud enthusiastically when they saw this. At this point, it can be said that today's special performance was very successful, the atmosphere was very good, and the audience's satisfaction must be quite high.

In the end, Zhang Wenhai could only admit defeat and said, "Okay, okay, whatever you say is OK."

He Xiangdong didn't get any cheaper, but he was so obedient. He just laughed and said, "That's right. After singing Zhang Sheng's fifth update, these are all folk songs and tunes. It's enough for everyone to be a musical one."

Zhang Wenhai also nodded and said, "Isn't it just listening to yi?"

He Xiangdongdao: "In fact, this West Chamber mainly tells the love story between Zhang Sheng and Cui Yingying."

Zhang Wenhai also praised: "This time I'm right."

He Xiangdong also smiled casually, then looked at the door, turned around and said to the audience: "When it comes to love, my love path is really bumpy."

Zhang Wenhai asked, "How bumpy is it?"

He Xiangdong said to him: "Don't look at me not looking very good now. I looked very good when I was a child."

Zhang Wenhai said badly: "I really didn't see it."

He Xiangdong didn't care and continued to say, "How beautiful I am, I'm afraid I'll scare you to death when I said it. When I was just born, the nurse helped me deliver the baby. When she saw my first eye, she put her head on."

Zhang Wenhai asked in confusion: "What does this mean?"

He Xiangdong explained: "This is called Shu Mingzhi, I will never marry in this life."

Zhang Wenhai was frightened and said, "It's because I look at you."

He Xiangdong nodded and said, "It's so good-looking, but later I didn't even finish my studies."

"What's wrong with this?" Zhang Wenhai was puzzled.

He Xiangdong said: "I look so pretty. My female classmates and teachers are almost crazy when I go to school. After only two hours, my face was swollen by them. How can I go to school? Later, even the leaders of the Education Bureau were alarmed, but a female leader came."

Zhang Wenhai widened his eyes, was stunned, and asked, "What about later?"

He Xiangdong said: "I was helpless later, so I could only stay at home. One day, my family was so boring. I opened the window and took a breath, but I was seen by the little girl from my neighbor's house. Then I had to grow up and marry me, otherwise I would hit my head and die in front of my house."

Zhang Wenhai was really scared this time, and he said in a lengthened voice: "Wow"

The audience was also stunned.

He Xiangdong sighed and said helplessly: "Later, there was no way at home, so he could only move, but moving was not easy. There were women everywhere."

Zhang Wenhai asked, "What else do you do?"

He Xiangdong shook his head and said, "Later, my dad didn't have any help, so he spent money to hire a tractor and drove it three times in my face. I became like this."

Zhang Wenhai said in surprise: "Ah, you have been crushed by a tractor?"

He Xiangdong nodded, the audience was amused and laughed and applauded.

He Xiangdong continued: "It was better to look at it when I pressed it twice, but after I pressed it too much, I became ugly. Later, I became unable to find a partner, and my family was so anxious."

Zhang Wenhai asked, "What should I do?"

He Xiangdong said: "It's all helpless. The family can only ask someone to introduce him to someone. Don't say you really want to find someone, hey, he looks quite classical."

Zhang Wenhai smiled and said, "That's good, classical is good."

He Xiangdong collapsed and said, "What's so good? He looks like a very Zhang Fei, and his chest hair is longer than my head."

"Ah? Such a classical one."

"The girl smiles very nicely." He Xiangdong used the face of Peking Opera, stroked the long beard on his chest, and laughed in Beijing accent: "Wow hahahahahahaha"

"This old fairy."

The audience laughed too.

He Xiangdong put away his figure, shook his head and sighed, "There is nothing left, no one is like this. Where is my happiness? Where is my love?"

Zhang Wenhai comforted: "I will find it."

He Xiangdong said: "Not to say it, I'm looking for it."

Zhang Wenhai asked, "Do you look like Zhang Fei?"

He Xiangdong shook his head and said, "This is not, he looks like a person."

"Ha, you're really not picky."

He Xiangdong also smiled: "I have a partner, I'm looking for my own love."

"Good thing."

"It's a pity that the good times didn't last long. Not long after, she kept arguing with me? She disliked me."

Zhang Wenhai asked, "What do you think of you?"

He Xiangdong grabbed his chest and said, "She thinks I'm not manly enough."

Zhang Wenhai stared at He Xiangdong's hand and asked, "What are you doing with this hand?"

He Xiangdong explained: "She is stroking her breast hair."

Zhang Wenhai said in surprise: "Who can you get up more manly than a woman with breast hair like this."

He Xiangdong also had a bitter face and said, "Yes, I can't help it, I just tolerate her and let her go. But once I went to have dinner, I really couldn't stand it."

"What's wrong with eating?"

He Xiangdong said: "We went to eat crabs that day. She wanted to eat hairy crabs. I said I wanted to eat small crabs. She refused to fight with me. I couldn't bear it at that time. I slapped the table and stood up. Didn't I say I was not manly enough? I scolded her in front of everyone."

Zhang Wenhai also asked quickly: "What are you scolding?"

He Xiangdong said viciously: "What's wrong with the little one? Can't you satisfy you?"

Zhang Wenhai was shocked and almost stood firm.

The audience booed: "Oh"

He Xiangdong shook his head and said, "At that time, everyone in the store looked at me in surprise. Alas, she broke up with me later."

Zhang Wenhai also sighed and comforted from the bottom of his heart: "It's okay, it's going to be big."

"Puff" the audience burst into laughter.

He Xiangdong nodded sadly and aggrievedly.

Zhang Wenhai also turned his head and explained to the audience: "I said I can make money to eat hairy crabs in the future."

The audience then started to cheer: "Oh"

He Xiangdong sighed: "Where is my love? Where is my happiness?"

Zhang Wenhai also said: "Don't worry, look for it slowly, and she will naturally have love when fate comes."

He Xiangdong said: "You are right, I didn't look for it anymore. Later, she came to me by love.

"Oh, it's not Zhang Fei this time, right?"

He Xiangdong shook his head and said, "No, this time he is a big beauty, very beautiful. She is the girl next door when I was a child."

Zhang Wenhai suddenly realized, "Oh, it's the one who cried and shouted to marry you, but now you have become like this, is she willing?"

He Xiangdong said: "Yes, I said that the same thing. I said that my face was crushed by the tractor three times. Do you still like me? She said that she didn't like my appearance, but like me. No matter what I became, she liked me."

Zhang Wenhai also praised: "What a good girl."

"Okay" audience also applauded loudly.

He Xiangdong sighed indecisively. At this moment, he recalled many things and his voice was moved: "Since that day, she has been taking care of me and has paid a lot for me. She helps me wash and cook, helps me with housework, and works in the garden. She is willing to do all kinds of hard and tiring work. How could she do this before?"

"When I hadn't eaten for a few days, she was by my side. When my business was almost unable to continue, she sold her own jewelry to help me turn around. When I was sick, she was wearing clothes and taking care of me. I have been very unhappy over the years, and I have not been able to do anything, I have no money, power, no honor, no appearance, and no one looks. She is very successful, much more successful than me, but she is always by my side. Actually, I want to ask her something."

Zhang Wenhai asked: "What?"

"Are you disturbing me over the years?"

The audience laughed.

But He Xiangdong's eyes have turned red. I am glad that I have you in this life. The luckiest thing in my life is that I met you, the happiest thing is that you are by my side, the saddest thing is that I am sad to see you, the most disappointing thing is that I can't see you, the favorite thing is that I wear clothes that you don't wash, and the favorite thing I like is that I don't make excellent food

Thank you for having you, Jiani, thank you for being there all the time, God favors me, He Xiangdong.

Zhang Wenhai also spoke deeply and looked at He Xiangdong with relief.

The sound of the theater was quite loud. Tian Jiani, who was selling tickets at the door, heard the conversation clearly. At this moment, her tears also came down. She covered her mouth and couldn't stop crying. She actually wanted to laugh, but her tears were a little out of control. To be continued.
Chapter completed!