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Chapter 172 The full version

He Xiangdong smiled and said to the audience: "I just said that the audience who understands crosstalk in the entire Beijing city is here, so you can listen."

The audience also laughed and cheered: "Ah"

There is a traditional way of applauding in crosstalk, which is called "ah." This originated in Tianjin. People in Tianjin will make a pleasant sound when they take a bath, or they will make a comfortable sound. They will make a good meal, drink, or encounter something beautiful, and will make a good sound, indicating satisfaction and comfort.

Later, when listening to crosstalk, this sound would also be made to express satisfaction and applause. This is a unique way of applause in crosstalk. However, as time goes by, crosstalk gradually expanded across the country, and the word "狗" has also undergone major changes.

Now, shouting "ah" is basically just a sensation. For example, the crosstalk actors on the stage said that I look better than Andy Lau's and his dogs. The audience in the audience shouted "ah", which is not a sensation, but a sensation. However, as a professional crosstalk artist, he is not afraid of such a sensation.

Of course, there are also people who shout "双". Anyway, they all mean it, and there is no need to say that your shouting is wrong, it is not traditional, etc., is just a kind of expression of the audience's emotions. Why not shout?

Zhang Wenhai also said: "Okay, sing quickly, the audience is waiting to listen."

He Xiangdong smiled and said to the audience again: "You all brought me away."

"Haha." The audience was hilarious, and the interaction between the stage and the stage was very good.

He Xiangdong held the fan in his hand and said, "I'll give everyone a chance to make a fuss about Zhang Sheng. That, Wu Xiao, let me see the door. Don't let people come in. We're singing here and you won't let it play."

The audience was laughing and making noise, and the atmosphere was very lively. After He Xiangdong repeatedly swayed everyone's appetite, everyone's excitement was raised.

Even Wu Xiao at the door held a cigarette butt in his mouth and turned his head inadvertently to look at the stage.

Zhang Wenhai urged: "Okay, hurry up and sing."

He Xiangdong stopped talking anymore this time, cleared his throat a little, opened his mouth and sang: "In the new day, you Zhang Xiucai jumped over the pink wall. Yingying just said that the little slave family was so chaste daughter, jumped over, jumped over, you jumped over for nothing."

Zhang Wenhai also praised him: "Oh, I'll skip it."

The audience in the audience held their breath and listened intently, and they were very excited inside. Even Xue Guo was no exception, showing a wretched smile.

He Xiangdong continued to sing: "In the second update, you Zhang Xiucai, hugged Yingying in your arms. Yingying just said that the little slave family was so cute, hugged her in her arms, and you hugged her arms in your arms for nothing."

"I'll hold it now."

The audience was also applauding and laughing, looking forward to the following story.

He Xiangdong sang: "In the third day of the day, you Zhang Xiucai took off your jacket. Yingying said, "You are the chaste daughter who is so cute. Take it off, take it off, you will take it off in vain."

Zhang Wenhai said in surprise: "Have you taken off your clothes?"

He Xiangdong ignored him and continued to sing: "In the fourth update, you Zhang Xiucai took off your pants. Yingying said, Xiao Nu's family was so cute, so take it off, take it off, you took it off in vain."

Zhang Wenhai said disgusted: "What a chaste woman, this is."

"Hahaha" the audience laughed.

He Xiangdong was also laughing and said, "This is Zhang Sheng's fifth update, haha, I'm embarrassed to sing."

Zhang Wenhai interrupted him and said, "Hey, wait a minute, aren't you going to make a 5th update? Why is this the fourth update?"

He Xiangdong waved his hand and said, "Hey, then let's talk about the story of the West Chamber, it's a love story."

Zhang Wenhai interrupted him again: "You can't slide like this."

He Xiangdong said: "Hey, don't care about those details."

Zhang Wenhai said, "This is not a detail. I haven't finished singing these five updates. I promised the audience but I didn't agree."

The audience was also very united at this time, and everyone shouted in unison: "Sing, continue singing."

Zhang Wenhai spread his hands and said to He Xiangdong: "Look, these are all the calls of the audience. They all give money. They are all the parents who eat and wear food. You can do whatever you want."

The audience was Xue Guo who took the lead in coaxing: "Refund the ticket."

Then everyone shouted loudly for refunds, which was magnificent.

There are audio equipment in this theater. There is a microphone in front of He Xiangdong. He rolled up his sleeves and stared at his eyes and said, "You guys are forcing me, I still have to sing today."

"Okay." The audience applauded enthusiastically.

He Xiangdong shouted to Wu Xiao at the door: "Come on, close the door tightly." Then he said to the audience: "There are no underage here? If there is any, leave quickly. If you accidentally hurt me, don't care."

Zhang Wenhai waved his hand and said, "Okay, there isn't even one, sing quickly."

He Xiangdong licked his lips, smiled, opened his mouth to sing, but stopped again and said to the audience: "You all brought me apart."

The audience was laughing.

Zhang Wenhai was anxious and urged: "Do you sing or not?"

"Singing" He Xiangdong smiled, and the audience also looked at He Xiangdong, looking forward to him singing something.

He Xiangdong did not disappoint everyone's expectations. This time he no longer had his appetite. He really sang: "In the fifth day of the day, you Zhang Xiucai took out the condom. Yingying said, Xiao Nu's family was so chaste daughter, take it out, take it out, you took it out in vain."

"Alas"

"Wait"

The audience was excited, but they were shouting anything.

He Xiangdong raised his head and laughed, and Zhang Wenhai also laughed. He didn't praise him immediately. He was waiting for the audience's excitement to fall a little before he praised him. A good actor must know when and where he should praise him.

After a moment, the audience's enthusiasm went down. Zhang Wenhai smiled at He Xiangdong and said, "If you go for another sixth update, it would be perfect."

He Xiangdong laughed and said to Zhang Wenhai: "You are still bad."

The enthusiasm that the audience had just lowered was raised again, and all kinds of booing kept making noises, and the two on the stage laughed.

Then, Zhang Wenhai finished laughing and said to He Xiangdong: "You, these are all Hu singing."

He Xiangdong refused to accept it and said, "Where are you singing nonsense?"

Zhang Wenhai said: "Where are condoms in ancient times?"

He Xiangdong was puzzled and said, "What kind of trick? I didn't sing it."

Zhang Wenhai said: "You are singing this, take out the condom."

He Xiangdong immediately explained: "I am Taotao, Taozi. Zhang Sheng took out the peaches from his arms. They were hungry. If you eat some peaches, what did you think?"

Zhang Wenhai was stunned.

He Xiangdong poked his fingers with disgust and righteous words, accusing Zhang Wenhai: "Oh, you are so old, your thoughts are really dirty." To be continued.
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