Chapter 798 The Roaring Dog Is Pregnant, I Did It!
Lin Hai looked at the screen of his mobile phone and expressed deep sympathy and silence at the God of Wealth, who was inexplicably caught in the air and vomited blood, and was also impressed by the ability of these funny gods to interrupt the crooked buildings.
Damn, the theme in the group was clearly discussing who stole everyone’s birthday gift, but was taken a detour every minute and went directly to Java Island. Lin Hai was also drunk.
Fortunately, these funny gods didn't run away from their suspicion of Sun Wukong. As long as they knew that it was Sun Wukong who stole it, but there was no evidence, it would be easy!
Lin Hai remembered the purchase of Lin Yun again and edited a purchase information.
Xiaohutuxian: I want to buy a martial art suitable for women to practice, some of which are priced at me!
Xiaohutuxian: I want to buy a martial art suitable for women to practice, some of which are priced at me!
Xiaohutuxian: I want to buy a martial art suitable for women to practice, some of which are priced at me!
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These funny gods are so good at chatting and fucking. Lin Hai copied and pasted them directly, sent several messages, and swept the group. Otherwise, his message would definitely be immediately overwhelmed by those unnutritional chats.
Erlang Shen: @小小小小小小小, I want to report it. If you are flooding the screen, you will give me spicy strips!
Thunder God: @小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小�
Seven Fairies: @小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小
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puff!
Seeing these funny gods, who didn't mention serious matters, but jumped out to threaten themselves one by one, Lin Hai almost got angry.
However, after they said this, Lin Hai was also confused. That old guy named Laojun was very cunning. He kicked himself once because of the screen last time. Who knows if he would do it again?
"Grass, forget it, let's avoid disaster." Lin Hai was really afraid that they would be so idle that he would hurt. He went to report to Taishang Laojun. While Taishang Laojun is not in the group now, he could block their mouths quickly.
Little Hutuxian: You gang of shameless and vulgar robbers who take advantage of the situation just want red envelopes? This immortal just sends it, you can get it quickly and you can't get it slowly!
Lin Hai was unforgivable and took the opportunity to make these funny guys lose their minds.
Seven Fairies: Yes, I snatched the red envelope, it’s great!
Dragon King of the East China Sea: Hurry up, hurry up, you are ready!
Mo Liqing: With my single hand speed for thousands of years, hehe, you know...
Nezha: Great Immortal, let’s make more money, it’s best to have Wahaha and the third episode of One Piece!
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Lin Hai couldn't help but feel amused when he saw that these gods were motivated.
Little guys, they all look like gods who are arrogant. Brother, I will get you a few packs of spicy strips!
Xiaohutuxian: I'll say it in advance. After I've sent the red envelope, if anyone reports it again, I will curse him as a man, guiji is getting shorter and shorter, and I will curse her as a woman, my breasts are getting smaller and smaller!
Mo Lihai: I'm so malicious curse! (There is a fearful expression behind it)
Zhu Bajie: Dear female fairies, please don’t report it for my old pig’s sexual blessings. (There is a tearful expression behind it)
Iron Mother: Don't worry, who reported it? Once you are cursed, I will definitely be the first to discover it. (There is a shy expression behind it)
Lei Gong: @Dianmu, ADian, why were you the first to discover it?
Electromotor: @未分类, get out!
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Lin Hai ignored these funny guys and fucked in the group, opened the red envelope, and prepared to send them some hot strips.
"Huh?" After opening the red envelope interface, Lin Hai was surprised to find that it seemed a little different from the original one.
"I'll go, password red envelope!" I don't know when, there was a password red envelope among the types of red envelopes. Lin Hai had an idea and immediately smiled badly.
Don’t you all want to take advantage of your brother? Let’s see how your brother deals with you!
Dingdong!
Lin Hai sent a red packet to the group, and immediately, the immortals rushed to snatch it.
Erlang Shen: Xiaotian Dog is pregnant, I did it!
Zhu Bajie: Xiaotian Dog is pregnant, I did it!
Mo Lihai: Xiaotian Dog is pregnant, I did it!
Seven Fairies: Xiaotian Dog is pregnant, I did it!
Lei Gong: Xiaotian Dog is pregnant, I did it!
The Dragon King of East China Sea: Xiaotian Dog is pregnant, I did it!
God of Wealth: Xiaotian Dog is pregnant, I did it!
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Xiaotian Dog: Wool! (There is a very innocent expression behind it)
"Hahahaha!" Lin Hai looked at this funny fairy and rushed to issue the password he set. He was so angry that he had cramps and rolled around with his stomach covering his body!
Little Hutuxian: Damn, I don’t even let go of a dog. I despise you deeply!
Lin Hai jumped out again and said gloatingly to the immortals, and hurried out from the group before these funny gods could denounce him.
Dingdong!
As soon as Lin Hai came out of the group, WeChat immediately rang. He looked down and saw that it was sent by Chang'e.
Chang'e: You are so bad. (There is an expression of laughing while covering your mouth and laughing)
"Uh..." Lin Hai looked at Chang'e's words and suddenly felt a lot of imagination in his head, and he couldn't help but want to tease her.
Xiaohutuxian: Where am I bad? (There is a smirk behind it)
Chang'e: It's bad everywhere, it's bad to the core.
Little Hutuxian: Haha, there is nothing to do. Men are not bad, women don’t love them, what do you think?
Chang'e: Hehe, what a wrong reason? Let's talk about the main topic. Do you need the skills that women practice?
Little Hutuxian: Yes, do you have it?
Chang'e: Of course there is, I am a female fairy, and my Jade Rabbit is also a female.
Dingdong!
Chang'e sent you the "Xuanyue Secret Book" x1, please check it in the Qiankun Bag.
"Damn!" Lin Hai was overjoyed and thought to himself that Chang'e is worthy of looking the same as my little baby Xinyue, and she is really good to her brother!
Lin Hai hurriedly opened the Qiankun bag and checked it.
The mysterious moon secret book: The original technique of Fairy Chang'e in the Moon Palace is suitable for women to practice.
Kung Fu Level: Immortal Level Medium
"The middle-grade immortal level, a good thing!" Lin Hai was excited and gave this to Yunyun for cultivation, which was perfect.
"By the way, there is Xinyue!" Since this "Xuanyue Secret Book" is suitable for women to practice, Liu Xinyue can naturally practice, but Liu Xinyue is too busy and I don't know if she has this time.
But no matter what, Lin Hai was so satisfied with the technique that Chang'e sent him.
Xiaohutu Xian: Fairy, I am so grateful. I don’t know what to say. (There is a gratitude behind it)
Chang'e: Hehe, then do you want to thank others? (There is a shy expression behind it)
Xiaohutuxian: Thank you very much. How do you want this immortal to thank me? (There is a smirk behind it)
Chang'e: Hehe, it depends on your feelings.
Xiao Hutuxian: Alas, this immortal family is a poor family, and is truly a man of a beautiful and elegant style, and everyone loves each other, and the flowers bloom, and they are strong and upright. In order to repay the great kindness of the fairy, I have to promise him!
Chang'e: Bah! I hate it, but I don't care about it! (There is an expression of laughing with my mouth behind)
Little Hutu Xian: Fairy, you have to consider it well. This immortal is better than any stick-like objects such as eggplant, cucumber, banana, carrots, etc. (There is a smirk behind it)
Chang'e: Can you eat too? Are you Tang Sanzang? (There is a confusing expression behind it)
puff!
Why did you get to Tang Sanzang again? After seeing his dirty thoughts, Chang'e didn't understand them at all.
Chang'e: If you really want to thank others, just send a red envelope. The red envelope just now was not grabbed by someone. (There is a shy expression behind it)
"Red envelope? It's easy to say!" Lin Hai was about to send some spicy strips to Chang'e, but suddenly his fingers paused. When he remembered something, his eyes suddenly lit up.
Chapter completed!