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Chapter 797

"Yunyun, how did you know that I was cultivating immortals?" Lin Hai was shocked. Even his parents and Liu Xinyue had never said that, how did his sister know?

When Lin Yun heard this, she waved her fist and couldn't help but scream excitedly.

"I'm not wrong, brother, are you really practicing immortality?"

"Shh!" Lin Hai was so scared that he quickly made a gesture of silence and looked around in a hurry. Fortunately, it was getting late and there were no one. Li Jian was far away, so Lin Hai let out a sigh of relief.

"You damn girl, I want your brother to be caught and be a teenage mouse!" Lin Hai scraped Lin Yun's nose and said pretending to be angry.

Lin Yun also felt a sudden loss of words and hurriedly covered her small mouth, with a look of panic, and her two small eyes were floating around.

"How did you guess?" Lin Hai looked at Lin Yun's appearance, and asked in a low voice.

"I saw everything you were at the Su family that day, just like those immortal cultivators in the novels I read!" Lin Yun leaned closer to Lin Hai and said seriously.

"Uh... I read the novel?" Lin Hai was speechless. What's OK with him? The novels are made up by the author, do you believe it? It's too naive!

"Brother, are you teaching me?" Lin Yun grabbed Lin Hai's arm, and her two beautiful eyes were full of excitement and expectation.

"Let me find you a martial art suitable for women to practice." The Tao Te Scripture he practices now is not suitable for Lin Yun to practice.

"Yeah!" Lin Yun jumped so excitedly when she heard this, she was so happy.

"I tell you, don't tell anyone about this, including our parents, because you haven't even confessed to them yet, do you know?" Lin Hai reminded him with a serious look on his face.

"Yeah, yeah, I won't talk to anyone, don't worry!" Lin Yun nodded vigorously and promised.

When he returned home, Lin Hai took out his cell phone and prepared to find the female fairies in the Heavenly Court to help Lin Yun acquire a martial art.

As soon as I opened WeChat, the ding dong sound kept coming. Lin Hai looked down and said, "I'll go, Sun Wukong actually sent him a lot of good things. It seems that this monkey has succeeded again."

Sure enough, there are still several unread messages sent by Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong: Ah haha, brother, I, Lao Sun, according to your wishes, stole it one by one, and the goods are quite small, hahaha! (There is a laughing expression behind it)

Sun Wukong: I, Lao Sun, have sent you all the things. What else should I do next? Tell me quickly!

Sun Wukong: You are talking, brother!

Sun Wukong: Brother, are you here or not? What should I do later? I, Lao Sun, can’t wait!

Sun Wukong: Brother, when you see the message, please reply quickly! (There is a crazy message behind it)

Lin Hai looked at the time and sent it a day ago. At that time, he was still practicing and healing, and he didn't hear any sound.

"With the monkey's frizzy personality, I guess I'm already anxious now, right?" Lin Hai thought of Sun Wukong's look of scratching his head, and felt a little funny in his heart.

Xiaohutuxian: Great Sage, there is no signal on my phone before. I just received your message, don’t blame me! (There is a bowing expression behind me)

Sun Wukong almost instantly returned to Lin Hai.

Sun Wukong: Brother, you are here, you are so anxious that I, Lao Sun! Now those gods, one by one, are anxious ants on the hot pan, have made me, Lao Sun look at me, I am so happy in my heart, hahahaha!

"I'll go, this monkey is simply gloating! Those gods have repeatedly lost the birthday gifts prepared for the Queen Mother, how can you not be in a hurry?"

Little Hutu Xian: Great Sage, do all the immortals doubt you this time?

Sun Wukong: Of course there is suspicion, but they have no evidence, haha, no evidence! (There is a laughing expression on the ground behind)

"Just doubt it!" Lin Hai smiled so badly. It seemed that this plan was not far from success.

Little Hutu Xian: Great Sage, I have a special voice to stimulate the gods who have lost things in the past two days, such as pretending to be speechless and accidentally saying the name of their lost gift, making them even more suspicious of you! After two days, let’s do it again! (There is a smirk behind it)

Sun Wukong: I know, I know! My old man, I will do it now, hahaha...

As soon as we finished our conversation with Sun Wukong, with a ding dong, the sound of the rising of the Heavenly Court trading group sounded. Lin Hai opened it and his eyes lit up.

"This monkey acted fast enough, and he fully understood his intentions. He was smart enough!"

In the group, Sun Wukong directly @王机.

Sun Wukong: @南是, you, the silly man in the door, isn't you actually going to give the pants you wore to the Queen Mother? (There is a contemptuous expression behind it)

Demon Liqing: @Sun Wukong, the Great Sage doesn’t know anything. If the price of the house soars today, the salary of the security guards does not rise. All four of us are so poor that we can’t afford to wear pants. (There is a tearful expression behind it)

Thunder God: No wonder when I went to work today, I saw Mo Liqing not wearing pants, and I thought it was a new trend in the Heavenly Court.

Seven Fairies: @如正, I hate it, I thought you were showing your capital to others. (There is a shy expression behind it)

Zhu Bajie: @天女, I say girl, if you talk about capital, the whole heaven, who is as strong as my old pig? If you get off work in the evening, do you make an appointment? (There is a drooling expression behind it)

Nezha: I saw that the capital of Demon Green is not as good as my dad!

Tota Heaven King: @Nezha, little pussy, what are you talking nonsense, have you finished writing your homework? (There is an annoying expression behind it)

The King of Tota: That, all the female fairies, children's words are not quasi-virtuous, children's words are not quasi-virtuous, haha! (There is a shy expression behind it)

Seven Fairies: @天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天天

Electromo: @天天神天神, come to my house and let me see, my old lady is on duty today! (There is a drooling expression behind it)

Lei Gong: @新官, A Dian, I am also in the group. (There is a tearful expression behind it)

The Mother of the Iron: @Lei Gong, Death Ghost, Li Tianwang’s surname is not Wang, are you afraid of being a hairy person? (There is a contemptuous expression behind it)

...

Lin Hai was speechless as he saw the crooked building in the group, and the topic directly moved between the King of Tota and the female fairies.

Damn, can't you see the key points of these funny guys? It seems that my brother has to come out to give me some advice. Thinking of this, Lin Hai directly @Sun Wukong in the group.

Little Hutu Xian: @Sun Wukong, Great Sage, Demon Liqing wants to give Queen Mother's pants, how do you know?

After Lin Hai said this, the funny guys in the group immediately reacted.

Demon Liqing: @Sun Wukong, yes, how do you know?

Thor: @Sun Wukong, yes, how do you know? 1

Seven Fairies: @Sun Wukong, yes, how do you know? 2

Nezha: @Sun Wukong, yes, how do you know? 3

...

The immortals who lost their birthday gift immediately lined up in the group to question them.

King Tota: That, all female fairies, I have nothing to do tonight. Can anyone come out and sit together and discuss life?

"It's almost the same to discuss strangers, right?" Lin Hai was amused. He didn't expect that the serious Tota Heavenly King was also a genius. Unfortunately, the gods are all questioning Sun Wukong now, so who can care about him?

Sun Wukong: Ahha, I, Lao Sun, naturally, knows that because his pants are, Lao Sun... Oh! (There is an expression covering his mouth behind it)

Sun Wukong: No, my old man suddenly became anxious to pee, I will see you again!

After saying that, Sun Wukong turned off WeChat directly and rolled on the ground with a smile.

And the group suddenly became excited.

Zhu Bajie: Damn Bimawen, it was you who did it. It would be fine if you steal other people’s things. Even my old pig’s things are stolen. You will not recognize your relatives!

Red Boy: My bellyband was also stolen. It was a monkey who was sure to die. Now they can only go to school with bare ass, which is so embarrassing.

Seven Fairies: I lost another one yesterday. If I want it, I will just tell them directly. It’s not that I don’t want to give it to me, so why do I need to steal it? (There is a shy expression behind it)

Taibai Venus: @Seven Fairies, cough cough, that one, I also want one...

Seven Fairies: @Taibai Venus, Old Cow eats young grass, are you shameless? You are so handsome? You are handsome, but still feel strong and as powerful as a young man? You look hypocritical, and everything you think in your mind? Are you dirty or not? What if your son knows? What do you think about your daughter? Do you know...

"I'll go!" Lin Hai looked at the sharp words of the seven fairies on the screen, and felt admiration in his heart. Damn this girl spoke too hard, probably too Bai Jinxing would be beaten to death directly!

Taibai Jinxing: Cough, what, it's time to go home to change your granddaughter's diapers. As you chat, I'll go first.

Seven Fairies: Excuses are all excuses, shameless, just like the God of Wealth!

puff!

When Lin Hai saw this, he burst into laughter. Damn, why is this unlucky God of Wealth coming into trouble again?

Dingdong!

As soon as the news of the Seven Fairies was sent out, a group of messages suddenly jumped out.

Group news: The god of wealth is depressed, vomiting blood and being injured, and the Taoism has been reduced for ten years!

Damn!

Lin Hai smiled so hard that he leaned back and forth. This God of Wealth is really nothing.

God of Wealth: @Seven Fairies, if you fight against others, what does it have to do with me!!! (There is an angry expression behind it)

Seven Fairies: @天女台, hey, I thought you were not here, but I kept peeping at the screen? Why are your thoughts so dirty? I honestly explain, what else have you seen?

God of Wealth: I'll spy on your sister! (There is a crazy expression behind it)

Seven Fairies: All the immortals know that I don’t have a sister, only six sisters who are as empty and lonely as flowers and jade. You obviously want to attack my sister. You want to cover up the truth. You are shameless and not a man!

God of Wealth: You are not a man! None of your sisters are men!!! (There is a row of crazy expressions behind)

Seven Fairies: Nonsense, of course, aren’t men? You still need to say it? Are you sick?

Dingdong!

Group news: The god of wealth is depressed, vomiting blood and being injured, and the Taoism has been reduced for ten years!
Chapter completed!
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