Chapter 6 Catching Prawns
Ma Changgen's affirmative answer chilled Ma Xiaole's heart. He couldn't help but let out an "ouch" and sighed secretly: It turns out that the eel works well, but it doesn't work for him. It seems like it really won't work.
"Why are you so anxious?" Ma Changgen saw Ma Xiaole sighing and consoled him: "Don't you just want a wife? Sooner or later there will be one. In a year or two, when you are twenty years old, I will find one for you.
Zhang Luo, look at you now, you look like a bear who can’t wait, like an eggplant beaten by frost, and you still say you’re not a man.”
"No, I..." Ma Xiaole opened her mouth, not knowing what to say, and she was also embarrassed to say it.
"What are you doing?" Ma Changgen blew out the smoke, "Xiao Le, people have to be patient in life, and they can't just follow their temper. I didn't discipline you enough before, and you lacked patience. Let's just talk about you being expelled from school, right?
Because you touched someone else, if you had the patience not to touch her, wouldn’t you have graduated from junior high school? Maybe you could be like Zaoni from Party Secretary Fan’s family and take the county key exam.”
When mentioning Fan Zaoni, Ma Xiaole was filled with hatred, "That stinky girl has done me a lot of harm!"
Ma Changgen was delighted when he heard this, "Haha, you brat, it turns out that you have fallen in love with Zaoni from Party Secretary Fan's family! But you have to pee and take a look at yourself, so that others can take a liking to you."
Ma Xiaole became even more anxious when Ma Changgen said this, "Godfather, I don't like Zaoni, I just hate her!"
"You kid, don't think that I don't understand if I haven't read a book. Isn't it always said on TV that as deep as the love is, there is also as deep a hatred. Look at what you just gritted your teeth at Zaoni, that means you are
I've fallen in love with her from the bottom of my heart!" Ma Changgen took a few puffs of dry cigarette and said, "Xiao Le, be realistic, your horizons are too high. Then you can find a girl from an ordinary family. Zaoni from the party secretary's family, don't bother.
I’m thinking about it.”
After being told this, Ma Xiaole lost his temper. If it were really said, he really liked Zaoni, but Zaoni's coldness made him feel inferior and had no self-confidence at all.
"Okay, kid, let's grow up first. It won't be too late to become a man in a year or two." Ma Changgen said as he walked out of the yard and closed the door.
Ma Xiaole, who was extremely depressed, sat on the edge of the bed like a wooden figure. After a long time, he lay down and fell asleep.
"Woof woof woof..." The big yellow dog barked restlessly.
Ma Xiaole was woken up, rubbed his eyes and reluctantly got out of bed. This was the rule he set for himself. As long as the dog barked loudly continuously, he had to get up and take a look. There must be something wrong.
I walked to the door of the courtyard in a daze and took a look. There was no movement. It didn't look like someone was stealing melons and fruits.
"Smelly Huang, if you call me again I will castrate you!" Ma Xiaole said angrily to the big yellow dog, then turned around and walked in the door.
Suddenly, a thin voice came into my ears, "Xiao Le, Xiao Le."
This sound frightened Ma Xiaole, and he almost sat down on the ground. Is there really a female ghost?! Qian Rutian, a bachelor, once said to him that if a person lives alone in the wild, there will be female ghosts coming to him in the middle of the night, specializing in sucking people in.
The essence of it can suck people to death.
"Who is it?" Ma Xiaole asked tremblingly.
There was no answer, only a white shadow stood up from the peanut field opposite the door and floated towards the door.
"Ghost! Ghost!" Ma Xiaole exclaimed, slamming the bamboo fence door shut, and then untied the big yellow dog's iron chain, "Okay, Huang, watch the door, don't let the female ghost come in!"
After receiving the order, the big yellow dog barked twice more, "woof, woof", showing its might and majesty.
For a moment, there was no movement outside the door again, and Ma Xiaole's eyes went straight.
"Ma Xiaole, you are such a bitch, open the door quickly!" Suddenly, the voice appeared again.
Ma Xiaole was confused. This female ghost still knew his name! But after touching it carefully, she felt something was wrong. The voice sounded like Zhang Xiuhua's.
"Is it you, cousin?"
"Who else could it be if not me?"
Ma Xiaole quickly opened the door, "Cousin, why did you come here in the middle of the night?"
"I was still thinking about what happened to that idiot at noon." Zhang Xiuhua walked out of the yard.
In the past, Ma Xiaole must have been very happy, but now he has something wrong and feels very guilty, "It's so late, I'm afraid it's not appropriate?"
"Why isn't it suitable? I think it's the most suitable, and it's undetectable."
"Where's the village... village chief? He's not at home?"
"He is as drunk as a dead pig and is sleeping." Zhang Xiuhua pulled Ma Xiaole into the house.
The night wind rolled down from the top of the mountain and rustled the fruit leaves in the orchard. Ma Xiaole's mood was just like the fruit leaves, swaying back and forth but unable to settle down. "Cousin, maybe it will be another day," I said in my heart
My head is really up and down, and I’m not sure.” He said.
A duck quacked outside the window, and Zhang Xiuhua chuckled, "You're afraid of a ball. A duck can quack even if it's afraid, but why didn't you quack? Besides, it's inevitable that you'll be nervous for the first time."
, the nervousness only lasts for a moment, just like when you learn to swim in the river for the first time, your heart starts pounding, but what are you afraid of when you dive in? Now my aunt is the river, come on
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"No, I'm still very nervous and can't relax." Ma Xiaole pouted, "Let's try another day."
"What are you afraid of, are you useless?" Zhang Xiuhua said casually.
But things often happen when the speaker is unintentional and the listener is intentional. When Ma Xiaole heard this, he became anxious. Didn't these words poke a hole in his heart? So he glared and said, "Your Lai Shungui is useless! Zhang Xiuhua, who said I'm useless?"
You won’t have a good death!”
Ma Xiaole's excessiveness made Zhang Xiuhua puzzled, "You little wimp, why don't you tell me if it's useless!"
"Even if it doesn't work, I won't tell you!" Ma Xiaole straightened her neck and put her hands on her hips, "I will fight whoever tells you!"
Zhang Xiuhua curled her lips and smiled helplessly, "Oh, you little bastard, I finally understand what's going on. Okay, let's just pretend that what happened today didn't happen. Don't say I've been here, and I won't say you're a wimp."
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Ma Xiaole was so angry that he couldn't say anything, so he could only give up in silence.
"Ma Xiaole, send me out." Zhang Xiuhua walked to the door of the main room.
"I don't have any legs!" Ma Xiaole said angrily.
"I have long legs and your Ah Huang also has long legs. What should I do if I block the courtyard gate and bite them?"
Ma Xiaole had no choice but to come out and send Zhang Xiuhua outside.
Walking outside the courtyard gate, Zhang Xiuhua did not forget to tease Ma Xiaole, "Ma Xiaole, can your Ah Huang do it?"
"Okay, very good!" Ma Xiaole was very angry, "If you are jealous, I can lend it to you."
"Oh, you little brat, what you say is really embarrassing!" Zhang Xiuhua didn't show any weakness, "But it's useless to be more damaging. You're not even as good as a dog, and the dog can still stand up."
"You..." Ma Xiaole became anxious and turned around to untie the dog's leash, "I have to let Ah Huang bite your mouth to bits!"
Zhang Xiuhua ran away in a hurry when she saw it, and turned around and said: "It's useless, it's useless to use a dog to gain momentum."
Listening to Zhang Xiuhua's teasing, Ma Xiaole was angry and annoyed. Who made him weak and incompetent? He walked into the house dejectedly and got into bed without taking off his shoes.
That night, Ma Xiaole had a nightmare all night. He was ridiculed wherever he went, and there were bloody and mouthy female ghosts everywhere, chasing after him.
When he woke up in the morning, Ma Xiaole was groggy. He sat at the door and looked at Dahuang in a daze, thinking in his heart: Am I really worse than a dog? After thinking for a long time, he sighed and said to himself: "What the hell, it doesn't work.
If it doesn’t work, is he still alive? The worst he can do is not sleep with a woman. Besides, even if he does, he might not be able to sleep with a woman. The bachelor is almost 40 years old, so he won’t sleep with a woman either.”
Thinking of this, Ma Xiaole felt a lot better and felt hungry, so he got up and walked towards the village. It was time for dinner.
There are not many people in the field. Usually there are many people in the early morning, and those who are weeding, fertilizing, and applying pesticides are all busy. But now the crops are almost grown, and there is no need to manage them. They just wait for the harvest.
Ma Xiaole walked alone on the field ridge and whistled reluctantly. He didn't want to be sad anymore. Before he reached the village, he saw Erluzi walking out of the village carrying a small fishing net and sitting on the bridge eating biscuits.
"You fool, what are you doing with the fishing net?" Ma Xiaole shouted from afar.
"Catch shrimps and make deep-fried prawns for lunch. It's delicious!" Erluzi bit into the biscuit, and the dry crumbs fell off.
"It's not bad. You also know about fried prawns, have you tried them?" Ma Xiaole knelt down and asked.
"No, my mother has eaten it. She told me it was delicious. She asked me to catch shrimps and cook them for me to eat." Erluzi looked happy.
Ma Xiaole knew that Liu Shuying must have eaten this dish while sitting at Fan Baofa's house yesterday, and she wanted to make it for the fool.
"Your mother is so kind!" Ma Xiaole looked at Er Lunzi with envy.
"Of course!" Er Lunzi raised his face and looked very arrogant. He stuffed a piece of biscuit into his mouth, chewed it for a long time before taking a breath and said, "But there are also bad times."
"What's wrong? What's wrong?" Ma Xiaole asked hurriedly.
"She won't let me into her house at night!" Erluzi choked on the biscuits and rolled his eyes.
Ma Xiaole smiled and said, "You idiot, you are sleeping in your own bed, why are you going to your mother's house?"
"She was shouting. Although her voice was not loud, I heard it." Er Lengzi said, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, it seems like I can't breathe. Every time I go over and take a look, I feel better, but then she won't let me pass.
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Ma Xiaole became interested as soon as he heard this, "Er fool, what did you say your mother called you?"
"Who knows, I can't hear you clearly, but I know she wasn't wearing much clothes when she screamed."
"Oh, Erluzi is fine. How did you know?" Ma Xiaole patted Erluzi on the shoulder and said, "You tell me and I will help you catch shrimps. There are many and big shrimps!"
"I was watching secretly. I saw it through the gap in the curtain of the inner door."
"What else did you see? Tell me?" Ma Xiaole listened with great interest and urged.
"Also..." Er Lengzi frowned, "My mother seems to be very white."
When Ma Xiaole heard this, he suddenly felt something moving down there. He hurriedly touched it with his hand and found that it seemed to be improving a bit. He was immediately overjoyed. Could it be that this soft egg disease could be cured? So he hurriedly took Er Lengzi's hand and said eagerly: "
Chapter completed!