When the women heard this, they all understood what was going on, and started laughing loudly until Liu Shuying's face turned red. Fortunately, Fan Baofa stood up and spoke in time to stop everyone's laughter, otherwise Liu Shuying would have been unable to stop laughing.

tower.

Seeing that she had said the wrong thing and caused embarrassment to Liu Shuying, Ma Xiaole felt very embarrassed. She happened to drink beer and hold back a large amount of urine, so she got up, left the wine table, and went to the toilet to urinate.

I was in a hurry to urinate. Before I reached the toilet, Ma Xiaole unbuttoned his belt. Unexpectedly, when he was halfway up, a loud "Ah" came from inside.

Fan Zaoni is relieving herself inside.

"Young Ma Xiaole, you didn't say anything even when you went to the toilet!" Fan Zaoni squatted down in shock and said with a blushing face.

Ma Xiaole was even more shocked. After being stunned for a moment, he quickly turned his head and waved his hands, "I didn't see anything, I didn't see anything."

"You haven't gone out yet, why are you just standing there?" Fan Zaoni wanted to have a fit, but she didn't dare to speak loudly.

"Okay, okay, I'm going out, out." Ma Xiaole hurriedly turned around and retreated. He broke out in a cold sweat, the hot sun was shining on his body, but he still felt cold.

Everyone in the house was shouting and drinking, not paying much attention to what was happening in the yard. Ma Xiaole ran outside to the pig pen with his head drooped and peed, then hurried back to the house to sit down. He was afraid of Zaoni.

I wanted to settle the score with him. But fortunately, Zaoni and her classmates were still talking and laughing when they returned to the wine table, as if nothing had happened.

Ma Xiaole touched his heart and breathed a sigh of relief.

The banquet at the women's table ended early. Ma Xiaole drank the white wine in one gulp, followed suit, thanked Fan Bao, said he wanted to work in the orchard, and then walked out of the courtyard. After walking a few steps, he heard something behind him.

There was a sound of rapid footsteps. When I looked back, I was startled. Zaoni chased after me with fists clenched.

"Zao Ni, what are you doing?" Ma Xiaole turned around and asked alertly.

"Come outside the gate, I have something to tell you." Zaoni frowned and curled her lips.

Ma Xiaole and Zaoni came out of the yard. Zaoni put on a very disgusting look, "Ma Xiaole, you are so ugly!" After saying that, she bumped her butt and ran back to the yard.

Ma Xiaole, who took a long time to come to his senses, blinked and said nothing because he couldn't understand what Fan Zaoni meant.

Back in the orchard, Ma Xiaole felt quite dizzy. The large glass of white wine was too strong and hit her head.

Take off your shoes and go to bed to rest quickly.

Five minutes after lying down, the big yellow dog at the door started barking wildly. Ma Xiaole reluctantly climbed out of bed. He had to be on guard against someone stealing the melons and fruits. However, when he walked to the door and looked, he almost lost his eyeballs.

I was shocked to find that it was the village chief's woman, Zhang Xiuhua, who came.

Ma Xiaole slapped his forehead. He was drinking at the party secretary's house at noon and had forgotten about it. Zhang Xiuhua said he was coming today!

"Cousin!" Ma Xiaole cheered and greeted her.

"Don't scream, it won't be good if others see you." Zhang Xiuhua looked around and whispered.

"Hey, it seems you're not here to buy apples!" Ma Xiaole took advantage of the drunkenness and said, "Why are you here at noon, not waiting for the sun to set?"

"There's no one around at noon." Zhang Xiuhua ducked into the yard.

At this moment, Ma Xiaole was extremely courageous. Thinking of the plot of the book full of ellipses, he reached out to fish for Zhang Xiuhua.

"Little thing, you are so impatient." Zhang Xiuhua blocked Ma Xiaole's arm and walked into the main room.

After entering the house, Ma Xiaole wanted to help Zhang Xiuhua unbutton her clothes, "It's so hot, it will be so cool if you take it off."

Zhang Xiuhua did not evade, but touched Ma Xiaole with her backhand, "Pretending, there was no reaction."

Ma Xiaole tried it himself, and it was really like a wilted eggplant. He also felt very puzzled.

At this moment, a cry was heard from the yard, "Ma Xiaole!"

This shout made Zhang Xiuhua's face change in fright.

"Don't be afraid, it's just a fool." Ma Xiaole stretched his neck and took a look.

"You bastard, you are here early and late, but you are here at this time." Zhang Xiuhua hurriedly walked to the door and pretended to say to Ma Xiaole: "The price has been agreed upon and cannot be changed. I will come back to buy your apples another day." After that, she ran away in a hurry.

go out.

The second idiot opened his eyes wide and asked Ma Xiaole after watching Zhang Xiuhua run away, "What is Aunt Zhang doing here?"

"Didn't she say that if you come here to buy apples, let's negotiate the price first." Ma Xiaole didn't want to talk to Erduzi about this, so he immediately took a scolding tone and said, "Erlunzi, why are you acting like a ghost? Come in.

There was no sound, and Ah Huang didn’t even bite you!”

Erluzi smiled and pointed outside, "I brought Ah Hua, and she will clear the way for me!"

Ma Xiaole took a look and saw that A-Hua was having fun with A-Huang by the door, "You idiot, you really brought A-Hua here!"

"Didn't you tell me this morning so that Ah Huang wouldn't scream when I come in?" Erluzi smiled proudly, "It really works."

Ma Xiaole was so angry that her good deeds were ruined, "What are you doing here?"

"Dig ditches, there will be melons and fruits, you would be stupid not to come!" Erluzi looked complacent.

Ma Xiaole then thought about the matter of digging ditches, and said hurriedly: "Okay, just continue digging as you did in the morning. After digging, you can pick whatever fruits you want in the garden. You can pick whatever you want!"

"Okay!" Er Lunzi said, went to the yard, picked up a shovel, and left.

Ma Xiaole returned to the house, annoyed and confused. Why didn't he react to Zhang Xiuhua just now? This was not the case usually.

The more he thought about it, the more something was wrong. Ma Xiaole sat on the bed and sighed, "What a fool. Don't worry, Zaoni was frightened at noon."

As soon as the words came out, Ma Xiaole himself was startled, and he quickly took out the softly-thumbed ellipsis book from under the mat. In the past, he would immediately change as soon as he looked at it.

One page, two pages, three pages... More than ten pages passed, and it was still calm.

Why didn't it work? In panic, Ma Xiaole fell into a trance until Er Lunzi came to wake him up, and the two of them returned to the village together.

When he got home, Ma Changgen saw Ma Xiaole being silent and asked if someone bullied him. Ma Xiaole said no. Ma Changgen asked if he had a conflict with someone while drinking at the party secretary's house at noon. Ma Xiaole also said no.

"Why is this child so wilted?" Ma Changgen touched his chin, feeling worried.

"Could he be sleeping alone in an orchard and be haunted by ghosts?" Hu Aiying smacked her lips and pondered.

"What nonsense are you talking about? Where did you get the ghost?" Ma Changgen rolled his eyes and said in Hu Aiying's ear, "Does this kid miss a woman?"

When Hu Aiying heard this, she nodded, "I think it's 80% true."

Ma Changgen tilted his head and thought for a moment, "Then why don't we hurry up and make arrangements to find a wife for him?"

"No matter what, we have to wait. We are just eighteen and still young." Hu Aiying said, "Why don't we ask an acquaintance or something to get him to work in other places to open his eyes and gain experience, and maybe he won't think about women anymore.

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"It's enough to open his eyes. This brat doesn't know anything. He can't open your eyes enough." After Ma Changgen finished speaking, he nodded again, "Well, that's good too. You can make money when you go out, and you might even be able to find a wife.

When you come back, you can save a lot of betrothal gifts."

"You are so beautiful, hurry up and eat. Take your time, don't be in a hurry." Hu Aiying said and entered the kitchen hall and started to pack the food.

Ma Changgen walked to the corner and carefully caught an eel from the mud tank. Ma Xiaole suddenly called his godfather from behind, startling him a little, "What are you doing?"

"I also want to eat eel tonight!" Ma Xiaole's tone was uncompromising.

Ma Changgen stood still and said, "What are you kid doing eating that thing? I still expect it to do big work tonight."

"That doesn't matter, I want to eat anyway." Ma Xiaole tilted her head to one side, very stubborn.

"If he wants to eat, give him some. The medicine won't kill him." Hu Aiying came over, took the eel and prepared to slaughter it for the pot. "Just eat a few less pieces."

"It's okay if I eat less. Don't stop buying it then!" Ma Changgen threatened Hu Aiying with a smile.

"Look, here you go again, right?" Hu Aiying said angrily, "It's up to you tonight."

When Ma Changgen heard this, he immediately relaxed a lot and said to Ma Xiaole, "Xiaole, that's enough. Let's share the eel between the two of us."

Only then did Ma Xiaole have a smile on her face. She walked into the main room with a few strides, sat at the table and picked up her chopsticks, waiting for Hu Aiying to bring the cooked eel.

When dinner started, Ma Xiaole and Ma Changgen almost rushed to finish the plate of eel dumplings.

Ma Changgen put down his chopsticks and rested for a while, then said happily: "Xiao Le, I can eat a bit more than you."

Ma Xiaole was not convinced, picked up the plate and drank the soup with a slurp, then looked at Ma Changgen with a victorious look, "Daddy, I drank the soup as well as you did."

Ma Changgen was stunned and said angrily: "You kid, you're snatching food from me before you even do anything!"

Ma Xiaole didn't answer. He had his own worries. He ate two pieces of cake and drank two bowls of porridge before going to the orchard.

When he arrived at the orchard house, Ma Xiaole jumped on the bed and sat down, looking down eagerly, hoping that he could return to normal under the influence of the eel.

After watching it for a long time, his neck was sore. There was no improvement at all, and he was not up to expectations at all. Ma Xiaole threw his head back, fell down straight, and kept beating the firewood mat, "Damn it, what a dry eel."

, It’s nothing! Mom, what should I do? I’m not a man—”

At this moment, a voice suddenly sounded outside the door, "What are you talking about, you are not a man?"

Ma Xiaole was startled. After calming down, he saw clearly that it was his godfather Ma Changgen.

"Godfather, you fought with your godmother again and were driven over?" Ma Xiaole asked.

"Who is fighting with your godmother again? I think your strength is useless, right?" Ma Changgen stretched his neck and raised his voice.

"Then why are you here so late?"

"Didn't I come to see you? You are in low spirits today. I'm afraid you have something to think about." Ma Changgen entered the door and rolled up his cigarette.

"You really didn't fight with your godmother?" Ma Xiaole asked again.

"You kid, are you cursing me for being uneasy?" Ma Changgen raised his foot and kicked Ma Xiaole's butt.

"Aren't you going back tonight?" Ma Xiaole asked intently.

"Go back, come back later!" Ma Changgen looked proud and his tone was very domineering.

"Daddy, so that dry eel really works?" Ma Xiaole asked with flashing eyes, "Are you going to do it a second time?"
Chapter completed!