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The legend of the dung brother

Brother Mo, Daming is still impossible to say. After all, he is now the father of two children. If he is not careful, let the children know the legend of Brother Mo back then, I am afraid that Brother Mo will come to Hunan to kill me to silence me!

I can only say that Brother Mo is a standard Mongolian man. He has a cow-like body, and he has a little Roche leg that he has trained from riding a horse. He used to shake and sway when walking. From the back, he looks very good at being an official.

When Brother Mo was in the army, he was also a master of technology. I won’t talk about what he was good at here. In short, Brother Mo was served for several years and got a volunteer soldier’s epaulette hanging. He wandered back and forth in various companies every day to do some work, and then went to the company and the battalion headquarters to get some ideas. His life was very comfortable.

Of course, because Brother Du’s skills are solid, the heads of each company always raise their hands when they see Brother Du coming to have a meal: "Companyman, tell me to give two meat dishes to the kitchen team. Brother Du has eaten in the company headquarters today!"

Brother Fu is not pretentious. He always follows the correspondent to the cooking squads of various companies. From the boss of the cook to the recruits who are helping the chef below, he first disperses a round to lengthen the Hongta Mountain, and then raises his hand: "That rib... and that tenderloin, is it delicious if braised or is it stewed?"

At this time, the eldest son of the company, the smoke was on his face and grinned: "Go out... I can still hungry you when I come? Let's go to the company headquarters to wait for the ready-made ones!"

Just because Brother Mo went to various companies, and the new recruit Danzi also worked all the way through the trivial work of helping the chef. Over time, some new recruit Danzi might not know the group head and the seat, but no one didn't know the famous Brother Mo.

This also laid a solid foundation for the widespread dissemination of Brother Ho’s deeds!

The man from that time was actually not as deafening as Brother Du. When the new recruits saw him, they just called the veteran respectfully.

But I couldn't resist Brother Fu's resignation and became a volunteer soldier. Once, he accidentally injured his hand when he went to the health team to bandage him. He met a female student from the health team!

One is an old volunteer soldier, and the other is a student who can be promoted immediately after internship. After the two of them met, most of the leaders of the army turned a blind eye and would not pursue it too much.

In those days, it was already a long-lasting problem for those who were in the army to find a wife. If you can have such an internal digestion, as long as you don’t play with any demon moth, the commander of the army would be happy!

But people in love always think about meeting each other, right?

During the day, Brother Mo and the female student each have their own work, and the army is not always available to visit, so the chances of meeting the two are rare.

night……

Not to mention the ones next to us, we were in our army, with fixed whistles, swimming whistles, open whistles, and secret whistles arranged all over the mountains. As soon as the sky was dark, I could hear the sentry asking for orders when I went out to go to the toilet!

Where can people fall in love?

In this environment, the two men and women in love have been feeling so uncomfortable that they have long been holding back!

so……

After a long time, Brother Man came up with ideas for activities. After the cadres checked the shop in the middle of the night, Brother Man quietly got up from the bed, tiptoed around the various guard posts and rushed to the underground window of the female soldiers' dormitory of the health team.

Then, the window of the female soldier's dormitory opened wide, and a female student came out of the window. With the help of Brother Man, he rushed to the roof of the dormitory. The two of them leaned against the chimney on the roof, talking about life, ideals, and looking forward to the future. It was until the east turned white!

Strictly speaking, even if Brother Fu went out to fall in love with the female student, even the company leader didn't know about this, the brothers in the class knew about it. But just as Brother Fu was really compatible with the female student, everyone pretended to be stupid and silent. Even when Brother Fu went out, the snoring of eleven soldiers in the whole class was so loud that it was so loud.

And the female soldiers were even more direct.

The female soldier, who was already very irrelevant to romantic relationships, watched a foolish man cross the blockade to fall in love every day, was afraid that he would have long linked the feat of Brother Du to Romeo's night visit to Juliet.

Every night when the sound of knocking on the windows sounded, the female soldiers got up one by one, and the one who moved the stool and supported her arms to send a female student out of the window. It really tasted like a matchmaker teamed to send Yingying to Zhang Sheng!

But the old saying goes - tricks should not be played for a long time!

One day, a new health officer got up at night to check the sentry, and without staring at the ground, he saw a black shadow on the roof!

Now, the new officer was frustrated at that time!

At that time, the environment near the military base was sensitive. Although there were definitely no one who had stolen the camp, it was not uncommon for people to sneak into the military compound to steal some pieces of money while it was dark.

Although no one has ever succeeded, but...

There are female soldiers in the health team!

When he thought of this, the new officer rushed to the whistle without saying a word and pulled the alarm!

The entire camp suddenly became full of fire!

What is the concept of the full training force and the combat force?

Perhaps the word "Ping Ge" can only be used to describe it slightly, right?

The soldiers who were sleeping with their eyes open immediately rushed out of their respective barracks, raided the guys and rushed towards their respective predetermined positions.

But Brother Man was not anxious or panicked. He first sent the scared female student back to the dormitory from the window. Then he slowly looked at the flashlight that was faintly surrounding him, and then twisted his body and jumped directly from the roof to the roof of another company dormitory!

The houses in Xinjiang are basically flat-roofed houses. Apart from a few chimneys standing on the roof, there is nothing else to do, it can be said to be flat.

Although Brother Man’s profession is not a skill like moving around, it is really not difficult to rush a few roofs in the dark night of the moonlight!

But it is impossible to withstand all the sentries in the camp were designed by professional soldiers, so we have long considered this kind of similar emergencies.

Although Brother Du was surging back and forth on the roof, the flashlights that kept swinging had tightly controlled Brother Du’s range of movement to a very narrow area!

Seeing that there was no hope of escaping, Brother Du was probably thinking that he would be embarrassed if he was caught?

Anyway, according to the sentries present at that time, they heard a roaring Mongolian Mandarin on the dark roof: "Go away... I'll go... I'll fuck..."

Then there was a muffled sound, and the black shadow on the roof disappeared directly into the only gap surrounded by the flashlight!

The newly recruits from the Security Command usually do a third-level official career. On the street, they saw an officer wearing non-standard leather shoes shopping. They could go up and take off their shoes and stand in the military posture in the street, and then notify the boss of the subordinate troops to come and lead the people...

This is not to mention catching soldiers who sneaked out of the company in the middle of the night!

At that time, the flashlight rushed up with a loud shout!

This is just that Brother Man is old when he is a soldier, and his reaction is quite fast. When he lands, he sees the crowds of people around him. He doesn’t want to turn his head and run along the outer wall of the military compound!

If the person next to him was caught, he would ask the commander of the army to take the people in the middle of the night...

It's not a big deal, but after all, it's ugly, right?

But after drinking for the middle of the night, Brother Fu's physical fitness is really not as good as those new recruits who practice basic military qualities every day. After only five minutes of running, Brother Fu felt that the footsteps behind him were getting closer and closer!

Just as he was about to be arrested, Brother Man suddenly saw a gap on the wall in front that was soaked in snow?

I guess Brother Fu didn’t have time to think too much at that time, and he didn’t have time to think about it. He immediately shouted: “Go away… I’ll go through the fuck…”

This time, I fell into the cesspool of the engineering company...

Moreover, the boss of the Engineering Company was getting up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet, and he saw Brother Man sticking his head into the cesspool...

Since then, Brother Du has become famous!

In a few years, Brother Mo changed his career.

He took his beloved female student back to his lovely Inner Mongolia grassland.

It is said that it was directly assigned to the sanitation bureau.

Supervisor...digging the feces...
Chapter completed!
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