Speaking of Sanbengzi, this thing is probably famous all over the world. In addition to the movement and the movement of the thing as if it was fired, it also thanks to a crosstalk by Mr. Guo Degang.

And there are many people who have seen or even played Sanbengzi.

But there are probably not many people who have seen or even heard of the three-bangzi in human flesh.

This is when Bald man first went to Xinjiang to serve in the army, he had never had any gastrointestinal disorders in his diet.

After all, when I was a child, my mother was a nurse and I paid attention to the reasonable combination of diet when I was eating. In addition, I learned how to make some Shandong noodles from my grandparents. I have long been accustomed to different tastes of food from north and south.

So when many of my comrades in Hunan were not used to eating big steamed buns and Shandong were not used to eating big rice, I was bald, but I held a large bowl of military porridge with my left hand and grabbed two troops with my right hand to make big steamed buns, and had a lot of fun eating.

There is no problem when the army eats, eating is full, but eating well...

It probably won't be discussed!

It was like a certain period of time, and the company didn’t know what happened. The breakfast was pickled garlic, and the lunch and dinner dishes were all fried potato eggs, and they were eaten for two weeks.

I ate too much potato eggs, and the large amount of activities I trained in the army caused by the strong gastrointestinal function...

That situation was almost the same as when Mr. Mao was in Xibaipo, because of the lack of food, he could only rely on black beans to satisfy his hunger!

Especially when they get up early and run, a group of elite men carried a full set of equipment to refresh themselves for five kilometers. It was originally a scene where the iron horse and gold sword broke through the morning light.

But after sleeping for a night, the gas produced by fermenting in my stomach was really a bit too much, and I was running at high speed...

When I passed by the queue, I really felt like I was rushing over a three-hopper!

Anyway, every time I come back five kilometers in the morning, the little brothers at the end of the team can curse at the top of my voice: "Do you still let people live in front of you? This is all due to the poison gas tolerance training... my face is so fat..."

But no one can do anything!

Being a soldier is a hard work, can't one soldier even make a fuss?

Originally, this matter was just laughing and making noise within the company, and it was over.

But one morning, when my brothers were walking out with their equipment, they happened to meet a group of female college students commissioned by the health team. They were also singing and shouting numbers and passing by us.

Looking back now, the situation was really funny?

A group of bald men carried backpack rifles, with neat steps and firm eyes, loud numbers and louder sounds of farts even louder...

Anyway, the female college student in the 40s and 50s immediately laughed and broke out in formation.

Among them is the one who is sharp-tongued and likes to be a slutty person, and even gave the brothers a comment: "The car is broken, hey... the exhaust pipe is blocked..."

This is why our company trains hard and the rules are strict...

Otherwise, I guess we would be so angry that we would be disbanded in formation!

It's too unreasonable to be proud of...

When they returned to the company, the brothers were a little angry at that time.

Didn’t it mean that a pound of half a pound plus four taels of side food is metered?

Didn’t it mean that there are meat, eggs and soy products?

Why do we just use potato eggs every day?

Could this be...a hijacked military pay?

Thinking about it now, those messy thoughts at that time were because they had just joined the army for a while and their minds were still relatively messy, and they had more thoughts that they should not think about.

And the more I think about it, the more it feels like it is true!

Especially the few of us who are the deputy squad leader, our minds are full of thoughts!

Some people say, let’s report to the political commissar?

But someone immediately refuted - what about the evidence?

Some people also said, why don’t we go directly to the company headquarters to protest?

The objection of refutation immediately emerged - what to protest? Just because you like to fart?

Just as we were talking, the clerks outside blew the whistle and called all the squad leaders and deputy squad leaders to go to the company headquarters to hold a company meeting!

Suddenly...

My bald brow frowned, and the bad idea came to my heart!

After muttering a few words, the new recruits and deputy squad leaders ran to the company with their little horses seriously.

As usual, it is an excerpt of the song before the meeting - "Learn from Lei Feng's Good Model"!

The singing and various accompaniment sounds at that time were as follows - learn from Lei Feng... good examples... puff... loyal to... revolutionary loyal to... party, clear love and hate... puff... never forget the roots, firm position... fighting spirit... puff... strong, firm position... puff... strong fighting spirit... puff... puff... strong fighting spirit... puff... puff...

After singing, the new recruits and deputy squad leaders looked straight and looked firm and thought that they had achieved the purpose of protest with speechless protest!

At that time, the company commander said nothing, the instructor said nothing, and even the squad leader of each shift said nothing!

In other words, according to the rules, the work arrangements for the next part of the company were discussed, and some small work links that needed attention were also broken.

But the next day, everyone had meat in their bowls.

Although I was still fried with potato eggs, I had at least seen meat.

Later, a veteran talked with us, the new recruits, and brought up this matter.

The company had just been formed at that time, and the various relationships in logistics had not been straightened out. Even the potato eggs were borrowed from other old companies.

On the night when we made the monster, the company commander, instructor, the chief officer and the boss of Chua took out the silver from their pockets, and the next day he went to the military service club to get half a fan of pork.

In the next few days, the instructor rode the borrowed bicycle back and forth to travel to countless departments inside and outside the camp, pretending to be smiling and slapping the table and acting like a scoundrel, and finally got all the relationships in the shortest time!

It was January in Xinjiang at that time, and the snow was covered with knees!

The instructor at that time had severe arthritis and old stomach problems. He tied the hot water bag to his stomach with an armed belt, and his knee pads were so that his legs could not bend, but he still did not stop running.

——I can’t watch my soldiers be laughed at!

The instructor said this!
Chapter completed!