107: Injuries the league has never seen before(2/3)
There is no charge for text messages!
As a result, I took a closer look and found that they were all sent by a guy named "Cauliflower Snake".
"Li Ang, you are not a human being. You lied to my feelings and my body. Get out!"
"One month after another, another month after one, another month after one, twice boss!"
"We agreed to play together? If you give me a suspension again, Li Ang, I will never care about you again in this life!"
"You are just afraid of facing off against me, the real dunk king, and you are a coward!"
Li Ang could feel the anger of Cauliflower Snake through the small mobile phone screen.
Li Ang couldn't help it. After waiting for so long, I finally got an opportunity to use the system of rewarding good and punishing evil. I really couldn't let it go.
It doesn't matter, next time, next time I will have a date with you.
Then Li Ang suddenly realized that he wanted to meet the Lakers again. It seemed that he had to wait until next season...
Love, I can only say that our fate has not yet arrived.
O'Neal actually felt quite happy. God knew what would happen when he played against Li Ang.
Shaq didn't want to be hugged and thrown to the ground by Li Ang.
Li Ang can't fight this time, just right, just right~
This dark horse battle in the Eastern Conference ended with Bowen's anal fissure.
Li Ang excitedly returned to the hotel where he was staying in Philadelphia with everyone, and told his roommate McGrady that he wanted to go to bed early today, so he hugged the quilt and fell asleep.
Under the quilt, Li Ang excitedly opened the small screen that only he could see - the system interface.
Come, come, McGrady’s reward is here!
Li Ang opened the system backpack and had a big meal.
Because there is not only one reward in the backpack, but two rewards!
Carter’s lottery bag and McGrady’s lottery bag are both inside!
Li Ang was stunned, this damn guy also has a one-for-one offer?
Li Ang carefully thought about the whole process of the previous conflict. McGrady kicked Bowen hard. This must have met the conditions of the system of rewarding good and punishing evil.
But Carter...
Oh, just now when Carter went to pull Bowen, he seemed to be pulled by Bowen and fell down.
Does the system count this as a conflict between Carter and Bowen, and Carter hasn't fought yet...
Li Ang suddenly felt that it would be good to be teammates with these five scumbag brothers.
I never won a fight, it was all up to me.
Inexplicably, I can get two rewards, so comfortable~
Okay, now is not the time to get hung up on these minutiae.
Come on, two darlings, let's start having fun!
Because the current basic ability is still very low, even if Li Ang draws the badge, he will not be able to exert the maximum effect.
For example, Li Ang cannot use Kobe's steal badge to its maximum potential now.
Therefore, Li Ang decided to use these two lottery packages to draw attributes!
Since the last upgrade of the system of rewarding good and punishing evil, the number of points you can get by drawing attributes is 2-6.
No matter how dark-faced Li Ang is, both packages only draw the lowest 2 attribute points, which adds up to 4 points.
Carter's strongest attributes currently are probably jumping, dunking and shooting.
McGrady's strongest attributes currently are probably jumping and dunking.
If we can draw the shooting attributes, we, Lao Li, will get rich hahahahaha!
open!
Two white lights flashed. McGrady's lottery package allowed Li Ang to draw the maximum attribute of 6 points, while Carter's lottery package allowed Li Ang to draw 5 points, for a total of 11 attribute points.
I am very lucky, it can be said that I am very European!
but......
Why are the two players getting breakthrough dunks?
Where is my fucking shooting? Where is my dribbling?
Wait, breakaway dunk?
Li Ang quickly opened his attribute interface. After adding the 11-point breakthrough dunk, Li Ang's breakthrough dunk attribute increased directly from 64 to 75!
In other words, Li Ang can now complete those more complicated fancy dunks in the air.
What about flipping in the air for two and a half weeks, what about being a giant windmill in place, etc.
It looks great, but...it's useless!
No matter how beautifully you dunk, it will only count for two points. After working on it for a long time, the scoring range is still limited to the three-second zone.
Li Ang sighed, forget it, it's better than nothing.
Moreover......
There are still many opportunities for fighting.
Don't worry, Uncle Bao, next time, next time I promise not to spank you!
The next day, Li Ang went to the hotel lobby to get some newspapers.
Sure enough, the news that he beat Bowen until he had an anal fissure made the front page headlines.
"Master and apprentice join forces in a mixed doubles match to smash the Philadelphia tough guy's ass!"
"With an elbow in the butt, Bowen's anal fissure will return undecided."
"You have done something wrong to yourself? Bowen kicked Tracy McGrady, and was retaliated by Master Oakley."
"The most bizarre injury in the NBA was born."
Looking at these reports, the focus of people who did not watch the game yesterday was not that Li Ang hit someone again.
But...
Anal fissure?
Got an anal fissure?
What posture was used to hit it? Did it make a snapping sound?
This Li Ang is not simple, can Theron endure it?
For a time, the little-known Bowen became famous all over the country.
Now everyone all over the world knows that his buttocks have been fucked badly.
Iverson only felt embarrassed when he saw these reports.
He walked into Larry Brown's office the next day with the newspaper: "Can you explain what this means?"
Larry Brown looked confused, you are crazy when you lose, right?
Don’t you know what anal fissure means?
"The guy named Bowen, he basically only plays in the garbage time of the fourth quarter or the most anxious time of the fourth quarter this season.
If I remember correctly, he 'accidentally' injured Richmond in the fourth quarter last time we played against the Wizards, right?
What is your purpose for having such a person in the team? Do you think we will be honored if we win in this way?
If you want to win this way, I would rather lose!"
It's not that AI doesn't want to win, but he is a fighter, and he hopes to win in an honest way.
Fighting is okay, but if you fight on the basketball court just to stand up for your brothers, the AI will never resent it.
But if you do it to intentionally hurt someone, then...
Now Bowen's retaliation for kicking Tracy McGrady has been widely reported by the media, making the face-saving AI feel very embarrassed.
It's as if the 76ers can't afford to lose.
"What are you yelling at me? If you can, go and yell at the Raptors!" Larry Brown was annoyed and had no intention of quarreling with Iverson.
"I don't care. Trade this guy to me. You can send him anywhere. He can't be in Philadelphia anyway." After saying that, AI turned and walked away.
But before walking out of the office, AI looked back at Brown and said decisively: "Me and the Toronto Raptors, I will beat them in my own way!"
Larry Brown looked at AI slamming the door and slamming out the door, and also smashed the cup in his hand.
Then, he looked at Li Ang's photo in the newspaper and gritted his teeth.
Brown has added another Chinese name to his "List of NBA's Most Hated Players."
To be continued...