107: Injuries the league has never seen before(1/3)
Leon and Oakley were sitting in the locker room, and the master and apprentice began to tell fortunes again.
"Master, I suffered a lot of bleeding this time. I guess I will be suspended for a few more games, right?"
"I've done some calculations and found out what my disciple said is true. Should I say it or not? I've been in the fighting arena for so many years, but I've never seen anyone who specializes in the bottom lane and has his buttocks bleed. Disciple, your move is quite creative.
ah."
"I... I was tripping while running, but it was a serious elbow attack!"
Li Ang is convinced, and it's all Snow's fault. If you hadn't pulled me away, would Bowen have ended up like this?
Well, if Snow hadn't pulled Leon away, Bowen would not have had his butt bleed.
But it's hard to say whether the brains will be knocked out.
In the end, Oakley concluded that he and Liang would each be suspended for 6-8 games.
After all, the nature of this fight was a little worse than the last time he fought Olowokandi.
They all play mixed doubles, and their levels are all different.
Li Ang sighed after hearing this.
If I had known that there would be so many suspensions, I would have just stopped doing anything and even dealt with Brown!
And now I see that the experience bar is about three-quarters filled, and I am almost leveling up, and here comes the result.
but......
This time Li Ang was not suspended in vain!
Just when he came off the field, Li Ang heard the system prompt.
Because this fight was to help Tracy McGrady, the system of rewarding good and punishing evil has responded.
Being able to draw rewards from Maizi and being suspended for 6-8 games is worth it!
Besides, it is an unshirkable responsibility to fight scum like Bowen.
Measured by bans, the situation is small.
Thinking of this, Li Ang instantly lost his feeling of guilt.
On the TV, the game was over. Although the Raptors had acquired three players, namely Leon, Oakley and Tracy McGrady, the AI had been unable to fill the hole because it had dug too hard before.
He still failed to help the 76ers turn defeat into victory.
95 to 88, the Menglong team defeated the 76ers in the away game and won three consecutive victories.
Iverson’s pre-game call was ruthlessly exposed.
Facts have proven that the most improved team in the Eastern Conference this season has to be the Menglong.
AI performed well today, scoring 37 points.
Although the shooting rate is a bit poor, he hit 20 irons on 14 of 34 shots, and the shooting rate was only 38.2%.
But considering that AI played 44 minutes today and was strictly guarded throughout the game, this data is not unacceptable.
From another perspective, AI’s physical abilities are also really abnormal.
Taking 34 shots in a single game is not something ordinary people can do.
If you want to play it like this with Brother Zui, he can enter the idle mode when he gets 20 points.
Except for AI, Lin Qi, the 76ers' highest scorer, only had 11 points.
There is no one left in this attack.
Carter, who scored 21 points in the game, was interviewed by reporters on the court. Unsurprisingly, the reporters' focus was no longer on the victory, but on the sudden brawl.
"There is no doubt that Bowen's foul was a rough and unprofessional one. I hope the league can give him the punishment he deserves!" When reporters mentioned Bowen, Carter gritted his teeth in anger.
"What about Lee and Oakley? Do you think they should be punished?"
"They? They are just doing what every conscientious person should do!"
Carter walked off the court angrily. He had never seen anyone play so dirty.
On the other side, in the players tunnel, Larry Brown was also caught by reporters.
"Coach Larry, you suddenly replaced Bruce Bowen in the last quarter because you just wanted him to do some dirty work?"
Reporters don't care if you are a famous coach or not, they just want big news, so they ask very sharp questions.
Larry Brown remained calm: "Of course not. On the basketball court, players always think about how to defend. Bowen is just too dedicated."
Listen, listen.
He is worthy of being Popovich's teacher, even dirty tricks like washing the floor and Bowen were taught from him.
Speaking of which, Popovich really noticed Bowen in this game.
Although Bowen was beaten badly, it proved that he was just a scumbag on the frontal battlefield.
But Bowen kicked Tracy McGrady, and the old thief appreciated it very much.
He doesn't want those who are upright, he likes those who play dirty.
If you win a head-on fight, you will still be banned, but if you play dirty tricks, you can avoid punishment and continue to play dirty tricks.
If a team has such an artist, wouldn't the championship be within reach?
Once you can't beat him anymore, send him up to attack the opponent's star player.
If you can't beat the star players even though you have them? Then go ahead and recruit their role players and directly cripple the opponent's lineup!
The old thief touched his chin and decided to observe Bowen's performance next season.
If possible, then recruit him under his command and use it for his own benefit!
At this time, everyone returned to the locker room and praised Leon and Oakley for playing well.
At the same time, everyone was also curious: What happened to Bowen? Why did his butt bleed...
Then, everyone looked at Li Ang.
Li Ang:......
I've already said I'm not interested in butts, it's Snow, it's Snow!
In order to avoid unnecessary trouble, Uncle Butch only brought Carter to the press conference after the game.
It would definitely be difficult for Li Ang and Oakley to go. Maizi is still in the hospital having his brain checked.
Therefore, they were the only ones to hold on to the situation first.
As a result, Butch and Carter had just begun their interview when they received shocking news.
"Vince, what do you think about the fact that Leon hit Bruce Bowen with an elbow until he had an anal fissure?"
Carter:???
what are you saying?
What is an anal fissure!?
Uncle Butch was also confused. He started playing basketball in the 1980s and became a coach in the 1990s.
I have been playing basketball for 20 years.
He had heard of people having their brains knocked out, but he had never heard of such a thing as splitting their buttocks while playing basketball on a horse!
This Yunlong can always come up with something new for me!
Carter was stunned for a moment, and then tried hard not to laugh. He was the earliest human being to suppress laughter.
"Oh, good fight, great fight... I mean, Li Ang was tripped by Snow, and the alliance should investigate Snow's behavior!"
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! Carter quickly changed his words, and he was so excited that he told the truth.
In the locker room, all the cute dragons looked at each other and then laughed.
God damn anal fissure, Bowen, this is not a matter of injury, this is a direct social death.
In the future, if people want to talk trash to him on the court, as long as you grasp this point, you can make him cry.
If you want to humiliate him, you only need to approach Bowen leisurely, and then say to him with a smile: "Your asshole has been fucked by others."
Guaranteed to let him break through the defense in minutes.
Li Ang also shook his head, which could be regarded as a warning to Bowen.
My elbows are big, please bear with me.
Li Ang picked up his phone and looked at it amidst the laughter, and found that text messages filled up the phone's memory!
Don't be surprised, today's mobile phone memory cannot even store a single photo.
We had to wait a year later before Samsung, which had not yet started producing grenades, came up with a mobile phone with MP3 function. Only then did people start to pay attention to mobile phone memory.
Li Ang looked at the dense unread text messages and was really speechless.
Who is so wicked!
To be continued...