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72 National Treasures - Whoever touches who dies

"Your earth... no, your country is better. If there are 1.3 billion people, there should be strong magic fluctuations."

The bronze dragon said as he took out small black stone slabs from under his skirt, a skirt like a black hole. It seemed that her skirt was black hole armor? - No, the dragon is so powerful? The legendary space ring?

"Here, think of me now, in the long history of your country, the most widely circulated, the longest effect, and the most precious rare treasure! Well, one may not be enough, two more."

"……this……"

This really scares me. The historical relics here are said to be fake except for the name that are real. If you ask this, aren't you looking for trouble?

"Ahem, Miss Onimitz, right?" Find a letter and demonstrate the poverty of his historical knowledge.

“Eh?”

"I'll tell you a story." When I was a child, I watched the TV series, there were scenes of men and women: "In ancient times, there was a prime minister (Lu Buwei) who wrote a history book (Lu Shi Chunqiu). He discussed with all the writers how to make this historical book last forever. Some people said it was carved on the huge stone in my hometown, and some people said it was carved on the beautiful jade that was rich in my hometown. So, this, this. But our great man (the most profiteer in ancient and modern history!) said: Stones will always decay, but culture will be permanently spread. Therefore, our history is written on the book, which can be widely circulated-"

"Oh...?! Your country is so magical that it is so strange." Looking back at the other Azeroth natives, Onimitz said in surprise: "In our Azeroth, the nobles have been deliberately making themselves famous in history. Build a palace, build a fortress, etc. Soladin, the first joint notificationer of mankind, made a huge wall very slutty. Nowadays, not many people remember him. It is estimated that in 18,000 years, the huge wall will disappear. You... the historical heritage of our country is really enough for us to play."

"Haha, probably his huge wall was not long enough." Summon our First Emperor... By the way, I said First Emperor!!!

"Oh... this little man who is ignorant. Onimitz, don't be deceived by him. He is just a novelist. As long as he speaks in a long and long way, especially when he speaks very righteously, he must hide something. I guess he couldn't think of any national treasures in his country for a while." Feng Yu sighed. The big druid seemed to be worthless for China, looking at Li Wei.

"If he doesn't understand, I will tell you - if this country can speak of treasures. What is the Qingming River During the River, the Mao Gong Cauldron, the First Emperor's Copper Carriage... But! These are just treasures left over from discovered. In the name of Elune, I swear that the treasures of this country are thousands of times more precious than the above!"

The heart of the night elves seemed to be quite thrilling.

"Eh...hee, hee hee, Feng Yu, you are from Azeroth. Don't be excited, don't mess around in the history of our country... Take a sip of tea or something..." Li Wei looked at it with pain.

"The jade seal of the kingdom! A product from about the 2nd century BC. Whoever discovered this thing in this world... If you dare to hide your private parts, you will die. There are also the nine tripods of King Yu, which is a product from about the 20th century BC. - Whoever dares to hide your private parts in this world will die."

"...It's very precious." Li Wei shook his head and sighed, "But... the imperial jade seal has long gone, and the war is in chaos. It is said that it has disappeared before the Song Dynasty. You Azeroth people don't even think about it. As for the Nine Cauldrons of King Yu, it was originally a bronze ware, and it was something from four thousand years ago. I have long gone there... Hey, can you stop looking at me with such eyes? I'm very scared!"

Li Wei felt that the bronze dragon, panda man, night elves and blood elves in front of him looked at him with a strange look. He became furious in an instant! Such strange and complex eyes could almost be said to be all-encompassing! He was originally weird enough, pandas and beauties gathered together, and they all seemed to have higher IQs than him!

"I am a bronze dragon!" I spread my hands, as if I wanted to express my greatness: "It's just a 4,000-year time and space, and it's just a matter of waving my hand! But... without a medium, I can't travel through time, so I'll just put it aside for the matter of taking relics."

As if he remembered something, Onimitz added: "Our Bronze Dragon King Nozdom is usually a very dark-bellied person. He is different from us. Our little dragons only know the past and not the future. He knows everything, but doesn't say anything. He watches others go to the destruction of the gods, and says that fate cannot be changed. But he likes to collect various bottles and jars in history the most... Oh, with more time management, he naturally wraps himself in. - Titan probably knows something, by the way, Titan is also black-bellied! It's so dark-bellied."

Onimitz is right.

In the future, the bronze dragon king Nozdom will travel through time and space to kill his future self! This is destined and it cannot be saved by itself... However, it is not a tragic character. The hobby of three hands, it is no longer a good thing from history to turn it into its own collection. It is also his hobby.

Nozdom even said that [Everything in the world will eventually pass away, and the Wings of Death will one day become my collection] - Haha, I am full of love! If you translate this sentence, isn’t it just: If you can’t get your heart, you will get your people--? It’s a heavy taste.

All bronze dragons have this hobby, it can be said that the upper beam is not straight, the lower beam is crooked - I can afford to wait, if you die, I will take away your good things and treat them as archaeology~

"You..." Li Wei couldn't regard this sentence as if he hadn't heard it. Although there were many creatures in different worlds standing beside him, they were all Western fantasies. However, after receiving the traditional Chinese thinking education of nearly thirty years, he couldn't stand what the bronze dragon on the opposite side said: "Don't joke, there is a jade seal in the country and the Nine Cauldrons of King Yu at home. Do I need to live anymore? - A man is innocent, and he is guilty of possessing a treasure: he is talking about the jade seal in the country! - I haven't lived enough yet. Who in the world dares to hold these true [Treasures of the National]? Will he die?"

"What are you worried about? I didn't say what will happen." Well, do people in this country value these two things so much?

Onimitz was looking forward to it for a moment—“Let these two rare treasures become my collection~”

“…Miss Onimitz?”

"ah?"

"You just seemed to have said what you thought..."

“Eh?”

"I tell you! If you dare to hide our treasures privately, I will imitate our ancient sage (Nezha, it seems that someone calls him Li Goudan) and get your cramps and bones!" Then make it into a flesh toilet!

"I, I... don't scare me..."

It seems that although it is a bronze dragon, it has a good temper.

"Anyway - I want to investigate nearly a hundred years of history this month, give you this." As he said, the bronze dragon seemed to have fled, throwing seven strange obsidian stone slabs to Li Wei. If Li Wei hadn't been quick-eyed and quick-handed, Lao Zhao would have helped, almost killing him.

"Ahh, I'm sleepy and I'll have to sleep for about a few hundred hours - I feel so comfortable on your sofa, so let's use it for me." As he said that, he didn't care about other people's opinions. Miss Bronze Dragon entered the sleeping mode and flew on the sofa. She seemed to have thought of something again and raised her head: "Oh! By the way, I only have something for a hundred years. You are the best in China and the world's best. Anyway, it's all the same... Huh."

I haven't finished speaking.

The bronze dragon really fell asleep.

"...She can really sleep." She hugged the obsidian stone slab in her hand, with many strange words written on it: "How to use this thing?"

"...I haven't learned archaeology." The night elves spread their hands.

"I have never learned archaeology." The blood elf spread his hands.

"Our hometown Pandalia is almost exactly the same as yours in China, and there is nothing to do with the exam." The panda man spread his hands.

"I'll wipe this dead dragon girl! Is it a dragon or a pig?" Li Wei looked at the dragon girl who was sleeping in front of him, and really didn't know what to say: "—How to wake her up?—Whose one is so delicious!"

Well... Is this a reasonable, legal and friendly toilet? - It looks good. Can you change the gold and silver if you throw it into Saudi Arabia?

"Oh... it's really difficult to wake up the dragon, but it's not impossible. It's easier to wake up the bronze dragon than wake up the green dragon, but... Onimitz is an alternative." The night elf sighed and said, "She must be exhausted, so you can let her sleep for a while. Anyway, there's no hurry to be in this moment, right? She's sleeping, and it's not going to be a hit. I remember that once we attacked the glacier fortress, she fell asleep while flying. Then for more than twenty days before and after the normal battle, she slept so fragrantly! Unless the Bronze Dragon King arrives in person, she can't wake up. By the way, don't make any decisions about her. If she is really awakened... the dragon's anger is unrecognizable to her relatives."

"...Damn it! It's so difficult to serve?" Li Wei scratched his head: "Then, what should we do?"

"Are you still a human?" The night elf sneered: "It's just a hundred years of antiques. Azeroth only has a black market. You have an antique shop here! - Besides, haven't you just recognized a Japanese female apprentice?"

"Yeah?!--Levi, I haven't heard of this!"
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