71 Blood Elf's Perfect Earth OL Novice...
As we all know.
Developing software is a very depressing job. After it is developed, people with professional ethics will test it. But... after God developed "Earth OL", he was very irresponsible for his vacation. He created the world for six days. If he didn't have a holiday on Sunday, the world might be much better. Similarly, Azeroth's Titan is also a virtue. After creating the world, he didn't care about upgrading and maintenance and finding bugs at all, and left.
The Perfect Chinese History Classroom from the Blood Elves Death Knight-Shiwana Morning Star:
During the test server of "Earth OL", everyone was basically the same, and there was only one race to choose from, that is, the Egyptians. When the version of Earth OL reached 1.0 and several new civilizations were added, China was one of them, and it was not very outstanding at that time. When the patch was applied and the level became 1600 BC, China should have shined.
After that, the Earth OL Asian server basically experienced the [Resurrection of the Blood God? Qin] [Burning Expedition? Han] [Dark Temple? Three Kingdoms] [Wrath of the Heavenly Khan? Tang], [Fission of the Earth? Song] (Note 1) and other versions.
(Note 1: The meme comes from various versions of World of Warcraft.)
Brand new enemies, Xiongnu, Xianbei, etc. Brand new neutral NPC, Japanese, Korean, Nanyue, etc.
China's various talents, levels and skills were continuously strengthened. It was not until version 12.79, when [The Mystery of the Great Song Dynasty] ended, that China began its first drastic weakening.
"China is too strong. If you don't lose it, you can't play it. Where is the world's GDP 80%?"
"I love to play, I don't play."
"China is too strong, isn't the territory a little too large?"
"I love to play, I don't play." (Note 2)
(Note 2: The meme comes from the famous online game "World of Tanks", which is the famous answer of its main development strategy SB (this name is what others call it).)
"Earth OL has been developed for so long, but there has been no substantial change. Should the map be changed?"
"I love to play, I don't play."
Until the last century version, China suffered continuous weakness. It seems that too many people gave up on Earth OL. On the one hand, "The weather is good today, let's weaken China." "British is too strong, let's weaken China." "Napoleon fell, let's weaken China." (Note 3)
(Note 3: The meme comes from the famous online game "League of Legends", which often weakens the same hero for no reason)
Since then, China has been defeated by the most terrifying curse in the entire "Earth OL". It has not been restored and strengthened until the recent versions. Now it is possible to become a god again!
"Hey, this is what I know about Chinese history - is there something wrong?" Chenxing turned around in the same place like dancing, and happily offered Li Wei: "Hey, I think this version of "Earth OL" should be called [Let the atomic bomb fly for a while]. Well, I think, if humans are trying to do this in the Earth OL, it will be a matter of time before the service is stopped."
"You are a genius! No, you are just an elf at all." He looked at the malicious and shameless blood elf Death Knight in front of him with a smile. Li Wei felt that what was even more shameful was himself - he knew that the other party was joking, but he could actually laugh.
"Onimitz, what she said is useless." Levi smiled bitterly and shook his head, saying to the bronze dragon: "If you want to understand my country, you probably won't know it even if I die! This is a country that you need to know for a lifetime. Unless you have the right racial talent, it would be a blind man lighting a lamp and wasted wax - if you want to read history, I really have a lot of history books here."
"Oh?--In Azero, except for the nobles who care about the history of their family, no humans care about this thing."
Onimitz was a little surprised, and stretched out his hand and said, "What's there? Take it and take a look."
"...When you went to my room, didn't you see the bookshelf?"
"I saw it - what? There seemed to be some strange books on it, I can't understand it."
"...It's basically all above." Li Wei sighed, as if he was powerless: "From our first official history, "Records of the Grand Historian", that thing was printed in the Chinese Library. Don't break my father's relics! Records of the Grand Historian are 130 volumes, and they are all very big, so they are very thick. Later, Zizhi Tongjian, Song Shi and other things are even more vast. You can read it slowly by yourself."
“…?!?!??”
"Tsk, really, I thought the bronze dragon that traveled through time and space was so great, it made me so nervous." Li Wei couldn't help but show contemptuous eyes: "Hmph--If you really think our history is simple, then you are very wrong. How long is the human history of Azeroth? How long are the elves not paying attention to history because of their longevity? I don't know how messy your circle is. But don't underestimate my motherland, history will kill you, and the mountain of books will crush you!! The bronze dragon is right? - Go and see, go and see!"
As Li Wei said, he flashed into his room and held a bunch of relics that his father left for him, but he had never read it once. It seemed that he was paranoid and threw a bunch of more than a dozen thick history books in front of the other side like a madman.
"...I also tell you that there are many of these words that I don't know, so if you want to know them, you will sprinkle a few grains of salt into the nonsense, and it is unpredictable. Remember to look up the dictionary, I still have Cihai here, which was also left to me by my father. Moreover, these ancient books use ancient Chinese writing methods, and some have not yet been translated - the bronze dragon, go and read it!"
"...area...a few thousand years of history. At the very least, I can travel through time and space and see it myself!" I looked at the small characters in the fly and wrote them in words I didn't know. Although there was a life channel with Li Wei, it still looked very upset.
Chapter completed!