286 The Daily Life of the Elves (Table)
A chaotic life is just a condiment of life - it really makes people want to be the main theme.
This day is New Year.
Although there is no meaning to it, proper celebration is still the right way. Usually during the Chinese New Year, Li Wei would give herself a small holiday - a small holiday without elves.
The so-called wife is worse than concubines, and it is better to steal than concubines. It is better to steal than steal. It is better to steal than steal. It is less aesthetic fatigue to say it together every day. Of course, this kind of thing must not be told to the three elves. The reason why Li Wei wanted to leave home is: there is no such thing as the ultimate weapon for making dumplings at home. In order to be able to eat authentic dumplings in the next few decades, he must go home with hundreds of kilograms of Thirteen Scent.
Li Wei's reason was approved by the three elves.
——It is obvious that their enthusiasm is far higher than that of Li Wei. Women are born with an advantage over men in terms of persistence, and elves are born with flirting and other things. Although there is no difference between daily life and holiday,... who makes them like it?
It is estimated that this is the greatness of the Creator. They must let the elves become obsessed with something for a long time, but they will not lose their enthusiasm. Otherwise... you should know that the elves in the past were immortal. Although they could not be compared with the dragons that easily lived through dozens of human evolutionary history, they could at least live through dozens of human civilization history.
In short, the group passed two walls up to three meters high, through three trenches of two meters deep, and walked through the large suspension bridge on the wide and private moat. Drive twenty kilometers from outside - under the blessing of the Great Druid, the stars opened, and in a moment they arrived at the outer edge of the city.
"Ahhh—Winter in winter. There is no element in this world, why is winter so scary?—Yongge Forest is much better than this."
Holding a small cardboard box to carry it on the Land Rover, her mouth kept exhaling white breaths, and Morning Star complained
"I think it's pretty good - do you think it's colder than Northrend's snow here?" Sylvanas also hugged a small cardboard box and threw it into the rear seat of Land Rover.
"At that time, we didn't feel the cold. Did you tell me this?" Chen Xing glanced at his old superior and said, "To be honest... I really don't know what to do. I didn't expect that winter would be so cold..."
"You haven't experienced it before?" Feng Yu was calm. She also threw a cardboard box into the car, clapped her hands and put her hips on her hips and said, "What? Is it so delicate now?"
"That's right, I guess I've been staying in the Gentleman Village for too long? - But I said Fengyu, do you want to form a group with me now... to go to the Arctic of this world?" Chen Xing smiled and retorted: "Do you want to try it?"
"Just try it." Feng Yu said without hesitation.
"Don't you know what it means to die without dying?" Levi threw the only box of Thirteen Scent into the carriage. The other boxes were all the result of the elves' dissatisfaction. At this moment, he leaned half on the carriage with a little anger and said, "We are a world without magic here. If you go to the North Pole, you will really die. Although Northrend is known as the North Pole, he actually saw a grassland at the northernmost end of Azeroth. This is completely inconsistent with the geography. We are real ice moss and snow fields - even the druid, the Death Knight and the Banshee King will kill you for you."
"Agree." Although Sylvanas, the king of the Banshee, has already separated from the identity of the Dead and the King, she still likes the dress of the Rangers, hood, cloak and leather boots. This makes her feel at ease - even if she wears a thick winter outfit on her outside, she is still the case.
At this moment, she agreed with Li Wei's opinion: "But I want to correct one thing: If you don't die, you won't die, but if you do, you will die. Li Wei, I have some opinions about you that the North Pole will kill us... Anyway, there are only a few of us in this world, why don't we go and have a look?"
"This..." Oops, but instead inspired the queen's arrogance.
These elves really live with the attitude of eternal life. It’s boring to live. If you don’t want to find a goal for yourself - let’s do something to die? Oh, today we can do a new way of death. Every day when you go home, you can see your wife lying on the floor pretending to be dead. It’s so happy.
Something like that.
"I think it's better to live with you." Li Wei quickly said something nice. Last time, Feng Yu said that she wanted to go to Africa again. She liked the prairie type - of course Li Wei wouldn't do such things. At least not now. Let's wait until she's bored in this world and talk about something to commit suicide.
Yes or no?
"I won't change this kind of day for an emperor. I will never want you to go to the bitter and cold land of the North Pole anymore--I wouldn't let you go if I don't let you go, so I won't let you go, will I kill me?"
The old saying goes: Crying, making a fuss and hanging three times, this should be something women do. But it has become a compulsory course for Li Wei at this moment, which is really a bit ironic.
“…tsk tsk.”
The elves obviously blushed. It didn't matter if they met naked, but they were so soft that their ears were soft. I don't know how these elves stood up straight with such soft ears.
"Okay, since you said that..." Chen Xing glanced at Li Wei and suddenly smiled evilly: "Is there a magic bug in your trouser pocket, or are you too "excited" to see me?"
"...You know, I treat you blood elves as jokes." Although it's a joke, why does it sound like... teasing? However, it's time to change the subject, otherwise you'll really go to the North Pole. "Your eyes are like the sun well... Of course, before it blows Quelas up."
"Oh, it's not bad - I've actually started to learn our culture and made progress. However, I feel both gratifying but upsetting, and a little sad." The temperature became a little high as the time was delayed to noon. Chenxing deliberately unbuttoned a top button - but tied it up immediately. It was so cold: "I'm addicted to you, baby - do you think we blood elves are addicted to magic. If I don't let me addicted to you, I will be unable to go on."
"Usually, I only ride an epic mount, but if it were you, we can talk..." This is the way the Queen can speak most in line with her, and can express her love but not "deprecise". Sylvanas touched Levi's cheek, as if he was experimenting with the riding method tonight... Cough cough: "I know roses are thorny, but as long as you pick them carefully, we can linger forever - do you believe in love at first sight? Or should we meet again -?"
"Don't you want your girlfriend to be as sexy as me-?" Feng Yu was very casual. At least she had the temperament of her awakening lily as the queen of the dark night Azshara in the past - the elves seemed to have this temperament? The temperament of both men and women... If you don't believe it, first look at the three lily elves in front of you, and then look at Li Wei's brother-in-law (remember).
"...Are you thinking about my business?" Well, since today is Azeroth Role Playing Day, then Levi will do the Azeroth flavor in this new year on Earth: "Very good... Then let's go to the supermarket to prepare enough cream and goblin pacemakers... Oh, if not, use lubricant and Viagra instead-the former is for you, and the latter is for you too."
"No, no, no, I won't do such a thing-" The queen narrowed her eyes seriously, but... she really couldn't get serious: "But... my little sister will do it."
...It is definitely not about her sister Aurelia or her sister Wenlesa
Hey hey hey, you guys...
It's really a victory in Quelas Cardore.
"I can't pretend that I didn't hear it-ah, really, good men are dead and alive, have they been attacked long ago? No, no, absolutely not--Onemiz's dead girl said: There is the only good man in this plane, why did you become the possession of you elves in a daze? Iaa (I like you), Naru did not forget me."
Just when Queen Xi and the three elves and Li Wei, a human, were ashamed and impatient in daily life, it seemed that there were still other people in this world.
Surprisingly, there were really other humanoid creatures. The four of them turned their heads together and looked at each other in amazement and disorder.
"D...Draini?" exclaimed in disbelief, and Morning Star was the first to see who came.
This is a tall woman who is chasing Feng Yu, even her figure is even bigger than Feng Yu... Cough cough, are you paying attention to these? Of course, what makes Li Wei care more about is that the other person's appearance is not much inferior to these elves. Moreover... a pair of small horns grow on her head like a picture. At the same time, her feet and a small tail on her plump buttocks also exposed her race.
This monster girl is Delaney.
Moreover, it is also a well-known Draenei Shaman
"Doernan Weiren?" Feng Yu also exclaimed, saying, "You...why are you here? Impossible... This is impossible."
"What's impossible?" Delaney's feet made a crisp sound on the ground, and the other party slowly walked towards Li Wei...
Li Wei always looked a little wrong with that expression. She was familiar and unfamiliar... Oh oh, by the way. This expression could only be seen when the three elves rode on him, or when he rode on three elves, or when the three elves rode on each other.
Chapter completed!