285 The Daily Life of the Elves (Part II)
Facing the passionate companionship of the Ice Sword Snow Sword, cherish the golden years given to me by God - it is said that this is a depiction of Zheng Chenggong. But take a closer look at the female Death Knight in front of him who once worked hard to manage the iron-blooded commander in the Undercity, the female Death Knight who fought against the Lich King in the ice and snow of the North Pole, and the female Druid who played the role of turning the tide in the world of Azeroth
...Now, these three elves are holding various alcoholic drinks to get Li Wei, a monk who is a professional drinking monk.
Sorry, the description may not be very accurate. The three elves were each giving up their cups, each enjoying a normal day for the elves—either a three-point bikini from the night elves’ wind, or a light-cold yarn from General Sylvanas, or a cute breast-shaped hot pants from Death Knight Morning Star.
...Did these people defeat the Lich King and won the Battle of the Thousand Years of Black Gate?
"Okay, now let's play a game and eat the salt first, then drink the bottle of wine, and finally eat this small slice of lemon." (a headache-inducing way to drink)
[Authorited] (Li Wei didn't see it at all) Chen Xing, the most outstanding ranger lord in Silver Moon City. He was already drinking blushing and walking with a significantly high blood alcohol content is considered a violation of traffic rules - the other three are similar, but Li Wei is a monk, wine fairy, drunkenness, but it is unlikely to be unsure of being confused after drinking. (It is not ruled out that he can use his strength to go with the flow)
At this moment, Chenxing turned red with his originally fair smile, and a charming look flashed through her eyes. There was a big smile on her face...
Sprinkle salt on my neck, which is also pink, and then... hold a slice of lemon in my mouth
"Tax medicine is dependent (who is coming)? Maritime rituals are dependent (looking together) o"
"Well... how can we grab your lemon together?" Feng Yujiu asked a question silly.
"Of course, it's time to start first." Queen Xi feels a little decisive and decisive even now. In an instant, the best friend she had known for thousands of years had a very change in her relationship over the past few months.
Just like a baby sucking milk, the two elves licked the jade neck of one elves, and the sound of saliva sounded, and then the three fragrant tongues began to fight for the same piece of happy lemon.
Finally, Fengyu later on, and the three parts are united.
"... It feels like a dream." Li Wei looked at everything in front of him stupidly. After waking up from the memory, a hint of clearness made him feel a little anxious. But... he couldn't smile bitterly. This smile was just a snicker.
After all, although the lemon was placed in my mouth last time, it was not in my mouth above Morning Star.
"OK, I won." Feng Yu laughed evilly: "Then in the next game, King Game, let's tell the truth - the pigs of the tribe for the alliance"
"Don't be rampant in the alliance - for the tribe"
Looking at each other, the two elves from the tribal camp held hands, made a swearing gesture with their small fists high, and shouted loudly twice.
...Don't embarrass you three want to piss off the chiefs to death. Do you envy the king? Say... You promised to live to the death. Wouldn't you be so kind that I can't live?
Or is this the normal life state for the elves to open their hearts? This... can't afford to raise one
"Why... Li Wei, are you in high spirits?" After a cute burp, Chen Xing lay in Li Wei's arms: "What? Do you want me to help you relieve the pressure?—"
"…This is a bit messy. I'm a serious person... I'm so crazy when I'm following the elves with a lot of voices."
"Tsk, is it the correct way to use it when you get a cheap one?" Queen Xi put her waist on her waist and pointed at Li Weijiao and scolded: "Shut your mouth - otherwise I will sentence him to death toll night."
...Are you all deadly?
"Don't you humans pay great attention to having fun in time? At least this is the case with humans on Earth." Feng Yu gave an example: "You also appeared in ancient times [Shengmo's Theory] - although they were a little crazy, they were also powerful enough.
"...I'll give a few examples, too." Li Weiyi spoke just like a saint - his neck was hugged by Chen Xing, his neck was hugged by Feng Yu on the left and the queen on the right - he was like the archway with the right opening, a beast in a dress.
"The famous Austrian psychoanalyst Sigmund Freud once said: sexual desire is the driving force for human progress." Li Wei said very well: "The famous German philosopher Friedrich William Nietzsche also said: Morality is just a fictional illusion set by a few inferior people to imprison the higher wise people."
"Oh...?? I am worthy of being a writer." Queen Xi on the right said in surprise: "The writers on the earth... you know so much. Are there philosophers on the earth and other monsters? Can you say such crazy words? If you traveled to Azeroth ten thousand years ago..."
"I guess 'our, Queen Azshara will recruit them to be the number one face-to-face in the palace." Feng Yu on the left smiled: "A writer, it's normal-I knew that life would not be too boring with these introverted people, but it was sore in the teeth, and my teeth were almost sore."
"...I will take the time to make up for another tip: the one who said sexual desire is like humans and died of oral cancer in the end. The one who said morality is not important in the end died of complications of syphilis and went crazy."
"At this time, don't show off your stubbornness. Humph - Is there any vodka if you have thirty glasses of wine?"
In the first three months, of course, the main work of the day must be done seriously.
Collecting tools for wintering, reserves and emergency food, etc. have become things that must be done. After all, in this world of evil demons infected, although evil demons are not the mainstream, it is hard to say whether there will be infections or other things happening on the land.
Although it is always available at home, some things are best to solve. The first three months are indeed very busy, and digging trenches every day is enough for Li Wei to drink a pot of food.
Now, Li Wei is also very physically employed.
Emphasize a few things.
First: Don’t learn good kids.
Second: Long live the great Emperor Shaohao world, male sexual blessings and unity
Third: Natural magic is so terrible, druids are so terrible, Li Wei realized that druids had a move called [Rejuvenation Technique]
So, outside the fortress, animals infected by evil spirits cried and howled from time to time.
Chapter completed!