"Whether there was an Olympic Games when the monk appeared, to be precise, we could not help even if we knew it." Lao Zhao said earnestly, saying, "I have no choice as to the historical legacy issues in this regard. The historical problems will be left to history to solve. We just need to focus on the present."

Li Wei looked at Lao Zhao in surprise, and it meant: OK, where did you learn such official clichés?

Old Zhao glanced at Li Wei shyly, and it meant: No, CCTV is thirty minutes a day, I can’t even think about it.

As a language program, two foreigners, Li Wei and Lao Zhao, are basically decorations. Jon, who is known for his eloquence and spitting lotus flowers, is also a little confused - not to mention spitting lotus flowers, he even spitting blood on his mouth, and he can't understand English. So in the past, this variety show, which once received President Xiao Hei, Clinton, used to tease each other and interact more with each other - this time, most of the shows are mainly narrative.

"Old Zhao's full name is Zhao Feng (the first word for taking storm wine). He is a senior monk in our sect. He knows more about some things than me - he is my senior brother of both my teacher and friend." Li Wei came up and put a high hat on Lao Zhao, pointing to the panda who was at a loss and said.

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"Oh? How do you know?" Panda drank a little too much, and he also sent the wine to his mouth from time to time to taste it. He was very touching and thought of his hometown - the distant Pandalia: "Our reason... the master is in a secret realm in the distant mist, beautiful and quiet. The wind is blowing, and it is a matter of time. The monks do have the habit of practicing morning exercises together, but they are all new students who have entered. For example, I am more accustomed to practicing morning exercises alone..."

"Then do you think, where is the best place for you or here?" Another problem is that it is not nutritious but very tricky.

Old Zhao seemed to have a little nostalgic reminiscence for Pandalia, then shook his head and said, "Your big city is very good, it's like a god-free place - but my hometown is more like a fairyland."

So, Lao Zhao took Li Wei's speech alone and narrated the [history] of the Earth monk - stumbled and kept talking endlessly. However, it seemed that everyone was fascinated by it.

"So - the most basic reason why monks can do things that ordinary people cannot do is the true qi. They run in the acupoints in the body and stimulate the limits of the human body." Lao Zhao said it very directly, just about telling others that they have superpowers.

: "Do devote yourself to practicing, worshiping the Supreme God and the gods of heaven. The four spirits always protect the whole body, stepping on the wind and weaving fog, as solid as a rock! It depends on a breath of true qi...what? Do you want to see it? Oh, no problem - this is the true qi bead, which is enough to treat and kill enemies. However, the way of heaven is normal, and you still have to be more merciful in life. We bears... monks don't like to use big killing weapons to do things. You see, these are three ways of evolution - true qi wave, true qi balloon, broken jade lightning! -"

The next one is unscientific historical events, and human history is completely enough to be changed by these scenes.

Lao Zhao is still real, he will do whatever he says. In addition, Li Wei intends to "kill" him and personally pushes his good friend into the bottomless abyss called "Peerless Master" - From then on, Lao Zhao is destined to live his life on Earth under the label of "Peerless Master" and Superman.

"This... isn't scientific?" Jon was stunned for a long time before exclaiming. The atmosphere in the entire studio was a bit abnormal. Everyone was silent and exclaiming in a low voice or making noise.

In any case, Lao Zhao turned a ball of true energy in his hand into broken jade lightning, instantly breaking the last slender nerve of many people.

"What's so unscientific?—" Lao Zhao looked at everyone in front of him with a pseudoscientific look and asked, "There is electricity in the personal body. We are just trained to stimulate it in the form of true qi. How can we not be unscientific?"

Li Wei was here watching Pandalia's alien biology learn about the human science of the earth, and how to talk about how a group of people on earth were dysfunctional with the knowledge of the earth.

Fortunately, it was not a warlock or a mage that came, otherwise it would be even more difficult to explain.

Of course, these are all off-topic words.

"There is still a spell here, and it takes a long time to practice, so those who want to learn these martial arts must remember the following words, ahem - the emperor's wrath resounds through the mountains -"

After talking for a long time, Lao Zhao was unwilling to continue to talk nonsense with laymen. In Lao Zhao's words, it is [Emperor Shaohao is not perfect, so I am not].

I immediately said the most important passage and then prepared to leave.

Of course, these have nothing to do with Li.

Old Zhao, a bear, always misses his own dime? - Besides, this matter has not been done before. After seeing it, everyone seems to have exerted the most primitive instinct of human beings: adapting to the environment.

It seems impossible, but once unscientific things appear in real society, they will be slowly accepted. And at least this is not too shocking-

When you really discover that there are scientific acupoints in the world that have scientific basis in addition to blood vessels, don’t you accept it instantly? This true qi caused by human science is basically accepted. However... the problems that follow seem to be a bit beyond Li Wei’s imagination.

Li Wei refused to do anything about the martial arts school, because Lao Zhao appeared and left all the foreigner who didn't even have a green card in the United States! The CIA and the FBI both turned a blind eye, after all, the other party came to "return to freedom".

If an ordinary person without skills wants to come to join freedom? Haha---the guy who doesn't have the ability to do anything, you should go back and enjoy dictatorship. If you die, don't care about me.

In short, that's it. After the program broadcast one night (abridged version!!!): Li Wei became the boss of the hand-off, and the FBI had to monitor more people. The embassy sent someone to say that he had done well. Imperialism was under his righteous words: he ran away with his tail, with a crutch, a urine pot, and a lunch box.

I'll urge you: When will you return to China? You can't be in the United States and don't want to leave? After you go back, the country can also give you subsidies, you need money, you need a car, a house, and a woman. Play in a different way, put the money into a woman, put the woman in a car, drive the car into a room, and play whatever you want - you're going back to China!

——Silvanas was standing up with an elf ear in the room next to Levi and listened to the wall.

The result can be imagined.

I have to wait for a while when I get home.

However, Li Wei had a dream that night.
Chapter completed!