Why, why, there is such an arrangement? (The Monkey King was pressed under the Five Elements Mountain)

Lao Zhao felt very hurt because he was impulsive in public and could not take it back if he wanted to take it back. Li Wei sold him without hesitation. Of course, Lao Zhao, who is good at self-reflection, also found the reason from himself: - it seems that there is no main reason, it is all because Li Wei gave up and framed himself in.

Now, Lao Zhao was dragged by Li Weisheng and appeared on a TV show.

Li Wei and Lao Zhao are unlikely to learn English by themselves in their lives, so they have basically never cared about what the English news and TV programs in Greater America are liked. However, it is said that they are quite popular among young people under the age of 30 and have extremely high ratings. They are wonderful compared to what promotion they do.

Especially the spell that has been rewritten by the dragon.

"The emperor's wrath resounded through the mountains."

"The power of the emperor, govern the country with iron blood."

"The emperor's courage will shine on all ages."

"The wisdom of the emperor governs all things."

"The Emperor's Breath is gradually destroyed..."

"Breath of the Emperor, rekind!"

"The endless army crushes the emperor's enemies."

Since a group of Chinese people promoted a spell (of course, it cannot be told that it was a spell), of course it could not be in English anymore. Because this spell was originally an English translation, and when translated, it had to be translated back to the most primitive ancient Chinese, it was meaningless to go around a long way. So Onimitz personally took the initiative and found a panda people from the Pandalia Chinese category. Several people studied spells, spells, formations and other days, and finally developed the result, namely: a spell of Shaohao (...) passed down from the word of panda people, injected a brand new meaning! The original meaning of the spell was to pray, shake the power of the world through fixed words, and achieve the desired goal.

Li Wei and Lao Zhao didn't even understand a word of English. It was pure nonsense when they were on TV programs, and it was even more likely to be embarrassing. So Li Wei wanted to pull Lao Zhao away, and the subtext was very simple: Everyone should die together!

Li Wei didn't understand what the TV show was, but he came here just after hearing that the entertainment nature was stronger. Especially, the husband of the female congressman who was naked and strongly recommended Li Wei to go there. This... I'm not really embarrassed.

In short, the opening of the museum that day was very successful. The Americans saw what magic is - of course, Chinese Kung Fu in the past was already magical enough, but this time, Lao Zhao revealed his skills and was really the best light skills - he didn't even touch his hands for several floors without using any tools. He just jumped up after waiting: This is basically no different from flying.

——What is the name of this TV show?

Oh, I remembered it.

It seems that the invitation is Jon and the name "Daily Show" - it's not very clear, but even the Chinese embassy gave Li Wei a green light, saying that this show can be used because the mouthpiece has borrowed clips from this show.

Li Wei and Lao Zhao came to the unknown studio in a confused manner. They all had one-stop English logos, which were really just one word... No, no, when you get here, you should be said to be unable to understand a word. They knew Li Wei, but Li Wei didn't know them. It was just a guy who was not very good at Chinese and took Li Wei to wander around in the studio.

However, Li Wei and Lao Zhao were hung up like they had just washed clothes. Li easily got what they deserved - rest. Just outside the studio, I watched a white (short) white man with white hair in the studio keep... stumbled, stumbled, endlessly.

So he kindly and Lao Zhao and one bottle of Erguotou, looking at a program hosting an American host who couldn't even understand a word with Chinese eyes.

The answer is: Is this guy with a little gray hair okay?

Finally, he and Lao Zhao were called into the studio - the audience cheered, applauded and cheered very consciously, which made Lao Zhao feel a little flattered and kept bowing. Li Wei had no choice but to bow together.

If Lao Zhao was a panda, I guess the women here would only look at Li Wei... Now, I'll go to Lao Zhao (tsk!).

"Welcome to our program - you know that you are the first Chinese people we received."

The hair was gray... the middle-aged and elderly man named Jon smiled - he gave a welcome speech in English, and the translator on the side quickly turned it to the point.

"Thank you." Li Wei and Lao Zhao gave a deep salute before they sat down.

Li Wei has made up his mind! - You must make Lao Zhao's reputation rise, and you can get rid of the dire straits of the American Empire, especially from one incident after another: I'll talk about life with Sylvanas.

"You... wait, I seem to smell the wine?" The white-haired man smelled it exaggeratedly for a long time and asked, "What does this smell?"

"Oh, Erguotou, a well-known Chinese liquor - you talked here for a long time but we couldn't understand, so I drank two glasses with Brother Li." Lao Zhao looked at the cup of coffee in front of him and frowned and said, "If you don't mind, I'll just drink what I brought with me."

As he said that, Lao Zhao slapped a bottle of one liter of Erguotou on the table.

"...Eh?" The white-haired man was stunned for a long time before asking, "Do you all carry wine with you?"

"That's right." Li Wei also put the same liter Erguotou on the table: "I'll take it with me too - we are monks."

"...Is this the amount you want to drink for the rest of your life?"

"No, it's about two hours. Drink a little if you're thirsty. If you're not thirsty, it may take longer... Hey, hey, don't doubt my alcohol tolerance. The emperor's wrath resounds through the mountains!" As a panda man, Lao Zhao has two things that are absolutely unquestionable!

1. His waist and sexy chubby belly (aesthetic concept issue); 2. His alcohol content is an important criterion for measuring a male bear.

As he said that, Lao Zhao opened the bottle mouth and saw him exercising two mouthfuls and pouring a whole bottle of wine. Then he sat there like a person who was fine.

"..." Today, this white-haired middle-aged white man may be a little angry: "This will not affect our next shooting, right? You know, we will basically be broadcast soon after shooting - can I try this?"

"No problem." Old Zhao handed the bottom of the bottle to the white-haired man opposite him. The latter thanked him and took a sip, and then his facial expression became exciting in an instant.

"...It's very rushing." After coughing for a long time, the white-haired man said, "Let's go ahead and continue our program, otherwise today will be a wine tasting conference and an alcohol poisoning conference. You... have drunk so much, is it really okay?"

"Don't worry, Lao Zhao's alcohol content is very good. This is an appetizer. Real monks are like this." Li Wei interrupted and joked: "--A good monk can't study real martial arts without a good alcohol content. Entering meditation after drinking is also a fundamental... The word "entering meditation" means... meditation. The courage of the emperor will shine on all ages."

Translator is really pitiful. He now feels like he wants to smash the keyboard and throw the mouse.
Chapter completed!