Chapter 97 Give the cards to Vardy
"I suddenly had an idea!" I glanced back and forth above the four bald heads next to me, and thought about a funny and good solution.
Several people looked at Vardy curiously. As it turned out, this guy was just a funny guy, and his ideas might be funny.
Vardy expressed his thoughts, and the eyes of several animals lit up, and he found it quite interesting.
Only Cahill was reluctant: "I have to buy a fake headband like this, I'm losing a lot!"
Then, under the force of several animals, Cahill completely surrendered, and from his body to his will, he could no longer be convinced.
So, after the training, Cahill went to buy a headband that had the same hairstyle as his original hairstyle and put it on his head. In this way, no one knew that he had a bald head.
As for Vardy's idea, of course, it will be implemented when all five of them are on the court during the game, so that in other words, Cahill will have to wear a headscarves for more than the next week.
As it turns out, although Everton's defensive counterattack tactics without Vardy have not changed, their impact ability has dropped by a whole level.
In two Premier League matches against Birmingham and Fulham, Everton scored only one goal by Cahill, scored two draws and scored two points.
Of course, Everton's defense is still as good as ever, otherwise these two games will be more unlucky.
However, in this way, Everton was also surpassed by Manchester United and Liverpool, falling from third in the standings to fifth.
At this time, public opinion that Everton was becoming increasingly popular. Everyone generally believed that Everton was now their real strength after experiencing the amazing early in the league, and there may even be a risk of further decline.
Another saying is that Everton suffers from "Valdi dependence". Without Vardy, Everton has forgotten how to win.
The data proves this very well.
In the 14th round of the Premier League, Vardy made a total of seven appearances in four starts and three substitutes, but he scored seven goals very efficiently. In these seven games, Everton remained unbeaten with four wins and three draws, directly bringing 15 points.
In the other seven games where Vardy did not play, Everton won three wins, three draws and one loss, and the efficiency of scoring points was not very high.
Especially after Vardy became increasingly integrated into the team, losing Vardy, Everton had forgotten how to score goals, and these two draws were the best proof.
However, the dark era is about to pass. After three games suspension, Vardy will return and Everton will have the sharpest gun again.
After more than two weeks of holding it in, Vardy vented all her energy on the training ground and showed off her very good physical and competitive state, which made the fans who watched Everton's training very happy.
"Newcastle is over, they will definitely not be able to stop Valdy's impact!"
"Vardy is really a genius, but it would be great if he wasn't so popular on the court. If it weren't for his suspension of red cards, how could we not even win Birmingham and Fulham!"
"I wonder if the Newcastle coach is already crying and fainting in the toilet. Vardy will never come back soon and will not come back late, but the suspension ends in this game!"
"We should hurry up and call on the top leaders to buy Vardy and let him stay in Goodison Park forever!"
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St James Park Stadium, visiting team locker room.
Cahill scratched his head from time to time, and there was no way, the fake head hood made his head itchy.
"If you are sure to score a goal, you really want to do that? We are not making movies!"
Vardy's face looked like a smile, and how could he not do anything funny that he finally thought of!
Seeing Valdy's expression, Cahill sighed and said helplessly: "Okay, maybe it's a mistake for me to come to Everton!"
When both players appeared in the player channel, the referee team was already waiting there.
Suddenly, the little caddie who was holding Vardy shouted loudly to the referee: "Mr. Referee, please do not give Newcastle yellow or red cards!"
The players' passage calmed down, and everyone couldn't help laughing at the little caddie's childhood words.
Especially Vardy, she was almost laughing, she was so cute!
But in the next second, Vardy would no longer think this little guy is cute, because this little guy said another word:
"Give the cards to Vardy, he likes to eat cards the most anyway!"
Under Vardy's green face, everyone in the player passage burst into laughter. This little caddie wants to go to heaven!
If he is an ordinary Newcastle fan, Vardy would never mind giving him a good look, but now he is such a cute little guy, Vardy can only threaten his eyes.
The expression on his face was so embarrassing. He rolled his eyes and Valdy then pretended to be vicious and said, "Little guy, what's your name? Since you want the referee to give me a red card, I can't be too stingy. I decided to score a goal in the game as a gift for you!"
The vicious expression Vardy made actually couldn't scare people at all. Even if it was a child, the little caddie still burst into tears after Vardy finished speaking because he was afraid that Vardy would really score in the game.
This time it was Vardy's turn to be at a loss. Facing children is sometimes even more terrifying than facing women.
"Uh, stop crying, I won't give you the goal!" Vardy hurriedly squatted down and comforted the little caddie.
The other players watched with a smile, and they were still very happy to see someone being embarrassed.
"That's not OK. Unless you promise me not to score a goal, I will tell the reporter that you bully the child!" The little ball boy stopped crying and raised his head to extort Valdi.
This child wants to become a sperm!
Vardy's expression was wonderful. Whose naughty child is this? Take it away quickly!
Looking at the little brat who was about to cry again, Vardy felt that he might have provoked someone who should not be provoked.
Vardy was so angry that she looked at the little demon with resentment. In the end, it was the staff of Newcastle who cleared the siege for Vardy, otherwise I really didn't know if Vardy could survive until the start of the game.
He transferred all his resentment to Newcastle. If he did not vent his fire, he might go crazy, so Newcastle became his target of venting.
Don't blame me, I'm actually very gentle;
Don't blame me, I'm not cruel;
Don't blame me, I just want to score;
Don't blame me, you guys blame the little demon who wants to give me a card.
Chapter completed!