Chapter 96
In his previous life, Balotelli was not the originator of funny people, but he was definitely a master. All kinds of funny people are emerging one after another, and funny people have reached a new level. Now with Valdy, I am afraid that the title of Ba God will be wise.
However, Vardy definitely doesn't mind being Ba Shen's life mentor, leading him to go further and further along the funny road...
Anyway, Raiola was Balotelli's agent in his previous life, so it was better for the god of Ba to come into Raiola's sight earlier, and one sheep would drive two sheep and release it.
Vardy naturally missed the appearance in the next League Cup against Arsenal, but considering that Vardy had had an idiot experience watching football in the home team's fan area, this time Vardy was directly restricted by the club to the training base.
When the League Cup reaches the quarterfinals, no team usually gives up, but Everton is lucky. Arsenal, who played at home in this game, sent most of the substitutes.
There is no way, Chelsea performed too strongly, Arsenal struggled to catch up but failed, Wenger felt distressed.
It just so happened that the weekend was the top battle between Chelsea and Arsenal. This was the best opportunity to catch up with Chelsea. This game was definitely the top priority.
So in this way, the midweek League Cup is relatively less important, so Arsenal simply sent a substitute player to what extent it plays.
Of course, Arsenal's bench players are not Yi and he actually fought with Everton for 90 minutes, causing great trouble for the Toffees.
Fortunately, with the goals of Cahill and Ferguson, Everton still won Arsenal as he wished and advanced to the semi-finals.
Vardy is very happy that it would be perfect if he could win a championship in his first season of his career.
The Premier League is unrealistic. Neither Chelsea nor Arsenal can be shaken by Everton. The FA Cup is more important than the League Cup, and everyone pays different attention. Only the League Cup hope is the greatest.
Of course, there is also bad news. In the subsequent draw, Everton was unlucky to meet the powerful Chelsea, which was simply using up all his good luck!
The League Cup semi-finals will have to play two rounds. If there is only one game, then all miracles may happen, but if there are two games, the possibility of miracles will be infinitely reduced.
It is extremely difficult to get through Chelsea's level, and even Vardy dares not have too many fantasies.
There is no way, who made Chelsea stronger than Everton?
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After the League Cup, the team immediately started training the next day. Although it was mainly about restorative training, it was also training after all, which made the players complain.
Who made Everton fight on two fronts now? The lineup is not deep enough, and most of the substitutes are useless. Moyes is also a clever woman, not to mention that he is not even a clever woman.
Vardy also participated in training and was unable to compete for more than two weeks. If he did not maintain his condition through training, then how much strength he could be able to exert, even he himself was unsure of!
As for the group training they had been insisting on before, it was still going on. After all, everyone can see the effect. As long as their frontcourt offensive combination cooperated with a tacit understanding, Everton's strength will inevitably be greatly improved.
During the training interval, Cahill looked at the four big bald heads around him, feeling awkward. Who made the only one of the five people have hair?
Of course, a few people were also unhappy about him. Why do you have hair on your head?
This is a bit of robber logic, but who made them originally robbers!
"Look, now everyone is bald, are you allowed to be handsome alone? Don't say that I am not unfamiliar with others. Now I will give you two choices, one is to shave your head with us, and the other is to be beaten to death by us! Choose!"
Graveson looked fierce, like a villain blocking the road and robbing money and sex.
Vardy and the other two also surrounded him, looking at Cahill with a bad expression, and he was very stubborn when he had a disagreement.
"This, there is something to discuss!" Cahill retreated calmly, with a smirk on his face.
"Look, you four bald heads are so handsome, I'm not embarrassed to shave my head and steal the limelight!"
"You failed this explanation. Do you think you are more handsome than us after shaving your head?"
Cahill rolled his eyes and wanted to refute it, but obviously the power of the enemy and us is very different now, so the best way is to get away with it and quickly flash people.
"Okay, you guys just say how can you let me go?" Cahill said as if he accepted his fate.
Vardy smiled slightly, took out an electric haircut from behind, "Press him down!"
Graveson led Casley and Ottoman and instantly pressed Cahill to the ground, with a bad-hearted and standard bad face in his smile.
"It's not okay if I'm wrong. As long as I don't shave my hair, I will agree to all conditions!" Cahill panicked. Although his hand was pressed down, he still tried his best to struggle.
Vardy turned on the switch of the electric haircutter and said lightly: "Everything is too late. We don't need you to pay any price. We only have your bald head!"
Thorns-
A bare trace appeared in the middle of Cahill's head, and then Cahill's howling sounded decibels through the sky.
Several people let go of their hands. Since the first strike was done, it would be natural for the rest of the time, and Cahill could only choose to accept it with tears.
A few minutes later, looking at the big bald scoop on Cahill's head, the thugs led by Vardy smiled with relief.
Cahill leaned weakly on the ground, covering his face and sobbing, as if he had suffered so much grievance. He was so sad that those who saw him were crying.
"Don't be sissy, congratulations on joining the Bald Bandit Gang. From now on, the Bald Bandit Gang is established. The five of us are veterans. If anyone else wants to join, they must pay the membership fee. Tim, you have made a lot of money!" Vardy hugged Casley and said in high spirits.
Your own funny thing is nothing, leading the trend of funny things is the real funny thing.
I not only want to be a funny guy, but also the ancestor and master of funny guys!
Cahill cried and complained: "I would rather give you protection fees than shave my head. My daughter will dislike me when I go home like this!"
Several people curled their lips and expressed their disdain, saying as if your daughter would not dislike you for being ugly without shave your head.
Cahill cried even more sadly, but he had to accept the helpless reality - the reality is that he could not beat the Everton skinheads alone...
Chapter completed!